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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! Hi Guys We're Back.
I'm Richard, and I'm Anthony
As you can tell we are both two really straight bros.
And this is my, "I'm going to steal your girl" look. How ya doing?
We are now going to teach you some wonderful terms used by the straight community on a
daily basis. We gonna educate y'all.
Time for a nice little edumacation.
We'll talk about shade, we'll talk about dust, we'll talk about T, we'll talk about the 5
G's, and we'll talk about being a Hunti and a Heffa.
First branch of the shade tree is good old throwing shade. Like when I tell my good friend
Richard I love his hair....I don't *** like it.
Other forms of shade can be in the way of knowing you are better than someone. Like
when Richard walks into a room and someone says "Hi", what do you say to them? "DON'T
talk to me!" You can also have really direct shade like
you walk into a room and you say "You look really freaken busted"
Sometimes when I go back stage at the shows *** be telling me I got garage doors because
I only be painting each eye one color. You *** don't know what y'all are talking
about
How did you get there girl? That's my chair! Ok so the next thing we are gonna talk about
is T. And what does T mean? THE TRUTH Not tea like a teabag. Its when you really
need to be honest with someone and be like, "time to turn down"
You just need to turn down.
One time, I was sitting around with a friend and they smelt really bad, so I threw a stick
of deodorant at them. I gave them the T; I gave it to them right in their little twinky
hands. Words don't need to be exchanged. You embody the T, you become the T, you shoot
up the T depending on who you are.
For you weaker hearted people out there, there is a way of being shady in a polite way. In
the..."other communities" people often say "No offense bro" in our lovely "colorful"
community I would say "No T No Shade" and then say a dirty term, like if I want to call
out their nasty *** red hair, something along those lines.
Why it always gotta be about my hair? No T No Shade you need to shave that beard!
Ok so the next time is Umbrella's and who needs umbrella's? The weak hearted!
if someone is being shaded really hard and everyone is getting them, everyone is throwing
shade at them, be like "take this umbrella, you will be safer"
is a person here, "hello nice to meet you sir", was to throw some shade at Richard,
I would say "Oh girl take this umbrella" so you can be
covered from the shade.
We acquire certain talents as we grow older, certain knowledge.
We get wiser, we get wider. So there is a new phenomenon coming up in
the community called "Throwing Dust", which is when you pick up the rug, pull and the
dirty secrets and throw them. Its better when you've been friends for a while or you just
like gossip. Throwing some dust would be if you know your
friend has an STD and you want to call them out on it, you would be like..
Are you pointing at me? I was pointing in the direction of God himself.
SO you would lift up the rug, and you would pull out the Chlamydia bubble, and throw it
at them for the world to know.
Sometimes you just need some motivation, and you need a quote to help you out, a pick me
up! to get you through the day. Not a pick up line!
What we provide with you are the 5 G's GOOD GOD GIRL, GET A GRIP
Sometimes you just really need to get your life together, take a step back, pick up all
your beating brushes, and get back at it! If you sweat on stage girl its ok; wipe your
eyebrow off and draw on a new one. Simple, easy, quick
If you learn one thing from this video.. well two things
Queen is spelled KWEEN. Write it on essays, write it on college applications, write it
on your tests. Hashtag #kweenrichardanthony right now. Get
it trending
You need to know what it is to be a HUNTI and a HEFFA.
Two different things. First off Hunti is someone who is getting
all up in your business, and crawling all up on your skin, and climbing you like a tree,
AND not in the good way, and they want to be you! So you say "HUNTI turn down"
A Heffa, no one wants to be a heffa. Especially not coming from our mouths.
IF you are a heffa it means "OH girl I have had it with you, you are a HEFFA, and you
need to get out my face" You need Christ. Or whatever deity you believe
in you need them, you need them to come down to this planet Earth and bless you with the
holy water of your God.
What would you say is worse being a Hunti or being a Heffa?
Being a heffa, no on wants to be a heffa. Except for that girl from my high school who
was a heffa. Still feel bad for her, if you are watching this video, which you are probably
not cause I don't think you own a computer, then I am sorry your parents did that to you.
Ok for our question this week we are asking you guys if you have any inside jokes, or
any names that you call your friends that maybe we could pick up on. Comment below,
subscribe, follow us on twitter, instagram, add us on facebook, and like this video. Keep
on trucking. What do we always remember ladies and gentlemen?
GOOD GOD GIRL GET A GRIP
Byeeeeeee HEFFA (cough)
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
Don't stop, wont stop. (sings Hold On)
Is it for people who need help? If somebody just got shade thrown at them you be like
"Oh girl here's an umbrella"
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! or gives you Chlamydia, same thing.