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Sniper: Here comes a bloody bomb...
[Sniper takes a huge crap in the commode (toilet)]
Sniper: There she goes. [Sniper flushes the commode]
Scout: Are you done with the commode yet?
Sniper: YEYS, it's all yours now.
Scout: Sweet. [Scout gets his head in the commode]
Scout: THIS IS CLO-O-O-O-O-OGGED...!!
[Demoman is smoking weed, and laughing]
Sniper: Ay Demoman, what's up?
Demoman: I'm just smo-o-o-o-oking ma-a-a-a-ari-i-i-i-ijuana-a-a.
Sniper: This is gonna be a rear-rear-REAL piece of-
[Sniper daydreams of being a *** Train] Sniper: ...*** *** *** *** *** *** ***...
Demoman: Well Sniper do you want weed or not?
Sniper: Let's have a go at it!
Demoman: Good, let's smoke. [Sniper takes a whiff of weed, and he gets high]
Sniper: I feel like a queen of cactus-wanking butterballs. [Demoman laughs]
[Scout returns from the commode] Scout: Ah god my head is covered in ***.
Demoman: Imagine if I had been drunk too, Sniper.
Sniper: You ARE drunk you bomb-lobbing...
Sniper: ...Cyclops!
Demoman: OH I'm drunk and high! [Demoman and Sniper laugh]
Scout: What the hell's you guys' problem!?
Sniper: Hey you're that ***!
Demoman: STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! [Glad some of you aren't hearing this]
Demoman: I got this.
[Demoman unzips his pants] Scout: The hell's that crap!?
Sniper: You'll be needing another use for that ***, you twitchy hooligan.
Demoman: PE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-ENIS!
[Demoman hits Scout into the air, with his giant ***] [Scout screams]
Scout: Holy crap this was done before. [Alluding to the Director Spy video]
Sniper: Alright!
Demoman: Sniper, want another smoke?
Sniper: Do I! [Sniper inhales some more weed and starts laughing]
Demoman: Yeah that's the stuff!
[Later Sniper wakes up from a hangover]
Sniper: What the bloody hell!?
Rappy: SEE? [English Captioning by SneakiestChameleon]