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(Opens pepsi) Here. Thanks. Im going to take my nap now.
(Wakes up) WHAT IN JIMMENY CHRISTMAS IS THAT???!!!! That?
Yeah, that! It's a cat.
Oh, okay. Im going back to my nap and dont you DARE wake me up! Okay. Today im gonna show you how to chop
meat. (loudly chops.)
WHAT IS THAT RUCKUS?? GOOD GOD YOURE CHOPPING PEOPLE!!!!!
No, its ham. Here, try some. You got off lucky this time. Im going back
to bed. GOOD GOD SON ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL THE CAT??!!!
No, im petting it! GIVE ME THE KNIFE!
EHHH! (Clangs)
Y'know, in my day, kids respected their elders. BUT YOURE NOT MY ELDER!!!