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And make sure to send a copy to all the Princes in the Land.
Pamelia, do you think this time it will work?
We are still not married, and our step-sister ...
who married the Prince is now Queen
That ***! And you'd think that she would actually help us!
Who can blame her?
Why would she want to help two ugly, classless ladies like us?!
Speak for yourself! I am quite recommendable.
Guendalina, go fetch the door! (Who could it be!)
A letter. From Cinderella.
"Dear Step-sisters, though you have been cruel to me in the past ....."
Brat!
".... I have forgiven you,"
Woop-tee-doo!
".... and I'm sending over a suitor (A SUITOR!) at 3pm today."
"Love, Cinderella"
She's the sweetest,
Kindest,
Most thoughtful,
... ***!
Does it say: "suitor" or "suitors"?
Oh! I guess we'll have to see which one of us he likes more.
Guendalina, never give a man such a choice.
We will decide, rather I will decide whom he likes more.
For, after all ...
We are just two lovely ladies ...
We smell a little -Maybe
But that shouldn't stop you from seeing our virtue
She's got all the beauty ....
And she's got a lovely smile ....
And together you couldn't do better than giving us a two-month trial.
We may not hold much allure,
but we are still proper and pure.
Not to make you feel hurried,
we are desperate to get married.
and after all 40 is the new 16 ....
And if you think by the whiff of it,
that we smell a little like ... _____
Well ... you're probably right ...
but we will consummate tonight,
So, ask our hand in marriage,
our dowry can fill a carriage.
And then you'll see ...
Just how pretty we can be ...
You and me
Aaa! It's him! It's him!
Guendalina! Compose yourself!
Let's go! Let's go to see.
We will never get married!
At least we have each other.
From the Palace!
An invitation! To the Ball!
Am sure it will be full of counts!
And dukes!
And Princes!
Guendalina, fluff up my petticoat.