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-Hi.
I'm Frank Mortmer, owner and operations manager of Mortmer
Exterminators.
Mortmer Exterminators has been servicing the Portsmouth, Ohio
area for over 40 years.
Here at Mortmer, there's no pest too big or too small.
We guarantee you'll be completely satisfied--
hey, whoa.
Was that thing there the whole time?
It's just a little bug, right?
We'll--
you give us a call, and we'll make sure your
house is pest free.
I feel it like it's sitting on the back my [BLEEP]
neck.
Can someone else-- can someone just get a paper towel and
smush this thing?
Get it.
You got it?
I'm Frank Mortmer.
I can't even think anymore.
I'm going to get bit, and I'm going to die.
And then you guys are going to have to live with my [BLEEP]
ghost.
We guarantee you'll be completely
satisfied with our service.
Give us a call, and we'll make sure your house is pest free.
-Oh!
Get me Frank Mortmer.
-Oh.
No, no.
No.
No.
No.
-Fake.
For the commercial.
-Bull-[BLEEP]
I can say whatever I want.
[BLEEP]
Don't you touch me.
-OK, it's OK.
-You touched those rat fingers.
-OK.
-You OK?
-Yep.
Gotta make sure you have right tools.
And-- oh, no.
No.
Phillip!
Don't wait.
Pick up the phone and call Mortmer Exterminators today.
And you'll be extremely-- that's a [BLEEP]
rat.
That's a real rat.
Call the exterminator.
I don't like their little fingers.
It's coming this way.
Phillip, get it.
Oh, Phillip.
Grab that gun off the shelf.
I'm going to shoot you, you ***.
Oh, I'm going to connect.
[GUNSHOT]
[GLASS BREAKING]
[SCREAMING]
-I [BLEEP]
my pants.
Take me to the hospital.
It [BLEEP]
bit me.
I'm going [BLEEP]
die.
Tell my son that I'm dying.