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[Parseltongue]
Hello everyone, today is Wednesday
and I'm pretty nervous because
today I'm going to do my um
Theory exam for cars
And I'm not sure if I'm ready for it yet.
Well, I've good news,
Remember the scene, in front of here (before I meant) When I told I had my car-theory exam?
I made it! YES! In one time! 0:00:46.830,0:00:48.340 So, I came out of the exam-center and such
and I was like
"YES I MADE IT IN ONE TIME! LIKE A BOSS"
And my dad was like:
"What does 'like a boss' mean?"
It's pretty nice weather actually.. I can show you. Oh besides, this is my new T-shirt.
And I also have one from
Abstergo Industries (Google said "the government" LOL)
This is funny, I got this for my Birthday
it's um
a cobra-lily.
And it's a man-eating plant.
Too bad the ehm
store where the people who gave this for my birthday got it
Used a plastic pot, therefore it didn't get enough water.
We're now trying to give it better water and bought a better pot
So there's more water in it. And.. well..
I think it's pretty adorable. Because they're called cobra-lilies because of their heads. And when they're getting adult, the'll get this little tongue coming out.
Awesome.
This is my youngest sister
with her boyfriend.
This is em
well, they're twins, but this one is 5 minutes older.
The picture with her boyfriend isn't in the list yet.
And this is me with my boyfriend.
Yes he's that tall.
And yes he's quite old. But I already told you (right?)
And these are my parents
Too bad my dad suffers from cancer.
But we live through.
I shouldn't have turned it, right? [laughter]
Well, anyway
I told you I would show you my other T-shirt aswell
from Abstergo Industries
So I'm an Assassin AND a Templar. Here it is. Abstergooo~
I think this is a really classy shirt because it's simple.
Just like this one
It's really simple.
The only thing I do not like about this shirt,
but it didn't stop me from buying it,
Where the three stars, because it's really an
Assassins' Creed 3 shirt.
It's not just an Assassins' Creed shirt But no, really an Assassins' Creed 3 shirt.
I'm really thrilled about Assassin's Creed 3..
But you know
and I'm really curious about the American Revolution and such but..
The fact is..
And I don't want to hurt anyone with this,
but the fact is,
most Europeans
don't
give a SH*T about America.
The reasons why;
Because americans tend to be like;
"We're the greatest country in the world!" "We're the best!"
And we are like: "You suck."
And it's not like we hate you. We don't hate you at all.
We just don't care
Just like you don't care about us.
Generally speaking of course,
because what I love about you guys is that you're actually interested in
who I am, how I live and what the differences are here.
I've read something really bad about, you know, the shooting at the Dark Knight Rises,
and
there's now this article coming out
in---
in our
In my Facebook and
It's an article about that, you know, the victims,
of the shooting,
can't pay their healthcare bills,
because there is no healthcare for everyone,
But in the meantime, everyone quickly buying guns
because they're afraid that guns will be banned.
Well, I've got news for you.
Guns are banned here
since like forever!
And..
healthcare is.. well..
it's needed!
We all have one!
We can't live without one!
And..
Things like this make Europeans wonder why are many americans against
Banning guns and against health care for everyone.. I mean..
when you look at this system
and the priorities..
I think most of them are republicans,
Are, you know, they're in our eyes just *** up
But it's okay, let's go back to basics. Back to basics. Um..
what we have been discussing this week in the common room
Is about how are we going to make the common room more fun,
how we're going to make new content going around,
and let's just try and keep it in the common room this time,
because the great hall is a big step forward.
You can't bring anything in
The great hall
Without testing it first.
Because you know,
Slytherin is one of the smallest houses, in eh eh Reddit.
I'm not quite sure how big the other houses are in the meanwhile.
And if we actually
caught up with them. I don't think so but, you know, we should try and keep it
in our house.
[sigh] Umи
So [stutters] a-a-a-at first I thought about, you know, local meetings or anything,
but I quickly realized that I'm
one of the few Dutch people in r/Slytherin. And I can't get anywhere somewhere soon.
Most you people are living in America.. Well..
For me that's like..
pretty much impossible.
But I guarantee you,
one day, I will visit America. What I'll go and visit is
Nature, nature, nature and cons. Because I want to do
Powermorphicon, [cant find the name] uh,
what's it called? Dragon*Con
And
I also want to see the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
but I hope by that time,
there will be one in Europe.
We deserve it
Harry Pee- Harry Potter is playing in-in
the UK.
It makes no sense.
Yeah but we have more people
in America (google said: lubricant..)
Okay maybe-
Cycling with my iPhone
like this is not going to be very well..
Now, the thing is, the series are over and the only thing that's going on
is Pottermore..
uh...
We also had enough
conversations about
how "Slythering are not always bad" and
"What your patronus looks like" and
maybe-
Maybe there's something we should do
first on r/Slytherin
is get to know each other. Um..
maybe we should
you know, get to know each other more
uh... take a picture of yourself, show what you love,
Make a video, make a song, some draw something more
or just write something interesting about yourself.
I think that will be a great start because if you know each other, you know
what your interests are.
Well, I obviously like gaming.
I'm a nerd like that.
I'm sorry.
It will be a great first start, because if we know what everyone loves, everyone likes,
we could go on at that, or find out if there's something Slytherin-typical
Y'know..
Maybe- maybe that's a great first start. I'm not quite sure what everyone thinks about it, but..
if you agree, please let me know.
And. Really.
Please.
Put it on the topic of parselchat itself.
If you guys agree with my
uh... "let's-get-to-know-each-other-topic",
Put it in the comments, and I will open a thread,
starting with an introduction of myself,
For the people who didn't know me yet. [snickers]
but i'll try to make something fun about it
Maybe it's a good practice for me aswell with after effects or maybe I'll go and
draw something. I'm not quite sure but..
Uumm
I think it would be nice.
I'll hear from you.
Right now we are expecting
a rainstorm and a thunderstorm.
I'm secretly
No, not really secretly, also a stormchaser.
now I'm going to upload video.
And obviously already online because you're watching it.
Just think about one thing.
Think of me standing in the rain with my camera
Being all like; YES!
A LIGHTNING FLASH! [cheer]
Okay, not really like that. But it will be fun.
Thank you very much for watching.