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Here's one
Seeking free-spirited pretty girls
We are seeking passionate unique individuals
Who have the desire to open themselves to the world of being
A dominatrix
Thank you Jay that was um
Both charming and extremely irritating at the same time
If you can't find the humor in life
Then what's the point?
I think always looking for a good time is why
I find myself in this ya know
Particular predicament
Just a thought
Event and nightlife promotions host
Read on
The ideal person will be located within the
New York City area
And frequent the high end clubs and lounges of Chelsea,
The Meatpacking District and the Lower East Side
He or she is ideally a college graduate
What am I doing?
Seriously
What?
I'm forty years old
I'm forty years old *** ugh
Damn
One
One minute you're running around with poopy diapers
The next you're like
Jacking off into kleenexes and socks and then
BOOM you're forty
When I was a kid and I used to think about the future
The highest age I ever fantasized about was twenty-nine
Now I'm a whole decade past that what the ***?
Eleven years past that to be exact
I've been getting out of *** for
The past ten years
I escort to pay my bills
I have one semester of college credit
There is nothing pathetic about doing what you gotta do
To survive
Yeah I don't remember using the word pathetic
And Queensboro Community College
Is like the top community college in the tri-state area
That's true
It's way up there it's like it's like
If you're gonna go to community college
Queensboro is where you'd want to go
It's like that's
their the top
Am I gonna be a fifty year old hustler?
Who hires a fifty year old flesh peddler?
Sixty year olds?
I want to be proud of what I do
When people say: Hey Ryan
What do you you do?
I don't wanna have to pretend to be a flight attendant
Or a trainer
No offense
None taken
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Oh sorry Bridge
You're still banging that one?
Yeah
And does she know?
She thinks I fly from *** Pacific
***?
That's poetic
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What about starting your own production company?
That's where the money's at
I so don't want to make ***
Then what can you do?
I'm so screwed (laughs)
(knocks)
Ugh
I know you're there Mr. Crosby I can smell you
Yeah uh just a minute Mrs. J
Hey Mrs. J!
You're looking sexy as always
Save your flattery Mr. Cosby I'm immune
Where's my money?
Ba Boom
Muchas gracias
And thank you
(sighs)
Oh uh
I'm a little short but uh
I mean I'm not really short I mean I'm five eleven
Which is really
Uh Five ten is they say average is five ten
So I guess I'm slightly above average height
Which doesn't make me short
But the rent is a little short
But I promise to get the rest to you as soon as possible
Do you know what your promises are worth?
Ryan?
Oh sorry I thought you were just ya know kinda
Waxing poetic as you do from time to time
So I wasn't sure if I was actually supposed to answer that
Or I was just supposed to be listening
You think I'm running some kind of charity house
Where you can rest your muscular tan body
For free?
No
I want my money
On Monday
Monday?
Mrs. J pero hoy es
Viernes
He knows his days of the week
You were wrong Carlos
He's not as carajo estúpido como pensabas
Monday
Have a nice day
This is really really good pasta
So um
Franco LaRock and I spoke the other day
And he's doing a
The third installment of his pool-side series
The trilogy
So there's 'Wet Loads'
This one's called Deep End
And Eric Loads was supposed to do it but um
They can't really get him off the crystal pipe
Which is fine if you're getting pounded in the ***
But it's not good if you're the one doing the pounding
You know what I mean?
Yeah yeah of course
So uh he's looking for someone kinda rough around the edges
You know not like in a ghetto way but
Like in an old way
So I told him about you and he said
'Oh Yeah' and I mean
He basically nutted in his pants
Well that sounds like good news
It's great It's great
Good to hear
I still got it
That's so funny I was gonna say the exact same thing
You still got it which is great so
Ummmmm
There's a script on the table
Just kidding there's no script
And uh OH it's with Scotty Wilde
Oh cool yeah I know Scotty
Good good
Which is great because you know he's one of the big stars
Over at Magnum Entertainment
And I think that's just the perfect scene to put you
Right back on top
Pun intended
I'm not looking to get back in the business full-time
Don you know that I just need to make some money
You know?
Yeah
Have a normal life
How is that working out?
Here's the deal
You're kinda just built for ***
What does that mean?
Like you have a big ***' ***
You're muscular
You're like multi-ethnic
Like you look black you look white you look Asian
Asian? I'm not Asian?
Yeah but like but you look it
You look like Samoan
I look Asian?
It's still American
And here's the deal
The whole daddy thing is really getting in style
It's really in vogue right now
Like everybody wants to *** their dad
And you are getting older and you're looking like a dad
And they just want that ya know
Sexy daddy thing
There's a lot of money to be made there
Well thanks for the insight Don it's always uh
You're always good for ya know some
That's what I'm here for
And my fifteen percent
You want anything? A whiskey?
Bump? Crystal?
No I'm good
I'm probably gonna work out later so
Probably not good to go to the gym *** up
Hello? Hello?
Don Dixon
Don Dixon
Rod Driver
Yeah Don Dixon yes
Hi yeah oh I'd love to
Explore my cable package
Um what do I have now?
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