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DEATH FROM ABOVE Ep. 01 - Harsh Times
Greetings everyone!
So here we are at the first challenge.
Let me remind you. what are we going to build!?
Paper planes.
In the right corner, we have Igor
the russian leviathan, who's ready to stomp everything in his way.
In the left corner, ther's a war hero, who fought in wars, you've never heard of.
Jacko
Today, they will have to build, the following famous models of X-planes.
We will have a contest based on distance.
Igor is excited to work on such a beautiful project with America!
Such a great nation, Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Chuck Norris,
we are thrilled to join hands, and find wich ever suitable mode to survive this harsh times.
I'm glad we share the same oppinion, after all we're all democrats.
Ain't that wright?
My french mom used to tell me something:
Unité, Fraternité, Égalité
I don't know what that means, but is gonna be deep, like Johnny.
#@%^@ !#$&
Excuse me?
It's something I learnt in one of my missions, so is trully deep.
Well, thank you cowboy.
Now that we've settled this, you know we got a contest to win
May the best man win!
Of course comrade, may the best one drink all the *** and sleep with all the young laidies.
To victory!
This means war my firend!
This is ***.
Let's go! (russian)
'tell you a story,
a story about, a story, or a story about Molly
Enough, comrade, enough!
You know I love balls, and I love molly. I have cars, and I love cars.
I have cars.
I have lightning. And this is the big ol' Lightining
Now it's time for a song.
I won comrade, all the laidies, I won!
*Russian cursing*, *** stop!
This is the big ol' Lightning
The Gas... The Gas will fly
big ol' Lightning - Will fly...
That is crap. Never!
I'll never forget the fact that he spit my *** like it was some kind of poison.
You don't do that to a pure blooded Russian
You insult a russian, you insult every russian
%$#@! &%**
He will know soon enough, that Gas is not something you could mess it so easy.
Tasha will be proud of me!
I'm gonna tell you a story.
When I was in the war, I heard a boom and there was Lightning.
It was dreadful
When I looked up in the sky, I couldn't see ***.
But let me tell you this
A fellow told me it was the Lightning, the big ol' Lightning
And I heard stories, dreadful stories
And they still scare me shitless.
Damn ***.
But... This... This is Lightning
The fastest airplane in all ten continents.
Damn ***.
And the winner of today's challenge is Jacko of US, who won two out of three rounds.
Congratulations, Jacko.
And this is the big ol' Lightning
It won ten contests in Strasbourg, Australia. He's the best.
And it was Lighntning, and it was GAS,
And he said, "Lighting is the fastest airplane in all ten continents."
Ten continents... I have a PHD in Engineering, Geography, History...
Ten continents,... TEN CONTINENTS! Next time, NEXT TIME I WILL....