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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
IT IS LIKE CATS IF BY CATS YOU
MEAN ROOFIES.
LET'S GO TO ANDY LEVY.
WHAT IS COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S
SHOW?
>> OUR TOP STORY, A SHOCKING
NEW POLL SHOWS THAT ALL THE
SINGLE LADIES LOVE PRESIDENT
OBAMA.
WE WILL HAVE FULL TEAM
COVERAGE NEXT.
I'M SORRY.
I AM BEING LD WE WILL NOT
HAVE FULL TEAM CUMPLEG.
IT WILL JUST BE THE PANEL.
>> IT IS TIME TO BRING BACK
THE DRAFT.
WE WILL TALK TO MILITARY
EXPERTS TO SEE IF THEY AGREE
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
I'M SORRY.
I AM TOLD WE WILL NOT TALK TO
MILITARY EXPERTS TO SEE IF
THEY AGREE.
IT WILL JUST BE THE PANEL.
AND FINALLY, SHOULD SMOKING IN
MOVIES LEAD TO AN RAY RATE ?G
WE WILL -- AN R RATE ?G WE
WILL GO TO OUR LOS ANGELES
BUREAU FOR THE LATEST.
I'M SORRY.
I AM TOLD WE WILL NOT GO TO
OUR LOS ANGELES BUREAU.
IT WILL JUST BE THE PANEL.
GREG?
>> THANKS, ANDY.
>> HAPPY ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY
TO "THE FIVE."
>> THANKS.
I REMEMBER MY OWN FIRST
BIRTHDAY.
I WAS WEARING A DIAPER.
>> SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.
NOW IT IS BY CHOICE.
>> NOT BUYING IT.
>> YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL.
>> I KNOW YOU TOO WELL INDEED,
YOUNG FRIEND.
>> THANKS FOR CALLING ME
YOUNG.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> GO AWAY.
>> BOY, SAD MAN.
>>> LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
SHE IS SO HOT CAMPERS USE HER
TO ROAST MARSHMELLOWS AND THEN
THEY ARE EATEN BY BEARS.
I AM HERE WITH LEEANN
TWEEDEN.
SHE HAS SIX E'S IN HER NAME.
SHE IS THE HOST OF "POKER
AFTER DARK" AND THAT IS A CARD
GAME, PEOPLE.
COMEDIAN KEITH ALBERSTACK.
AND AT ARBY'S HE IS CONSIDERED
A COMBO MEAL, BILL SCHULZ.
AND IF HILARITY WAS A HOCKEY
STICK, I WOULD PUT TAPE AROUND
HIS SHAFT FOR A BETTER GRIP.
SITTING NEXT TO ME IS THE
CO-HOST OF THE OPIE AND
ANTHONY SHOW, A DELIGHT.
AND OUR NEW YORK TIMES
CORRESPONDENT, GOOD TO SEE
YOU, PINCH.
>> TODAY IN "DINING AND
WINE."
JANUARY HOFFMAN PROFILES
SUMMER CAMPS FOR CULINARY
-MINDED KIDS LOOKING TO COOK
FINE CUISINE.
WHAT MEAL WOULD YOU LIKE TO
CREATE AT THE CHEF SCHOOLS?
>> SNEAKERS.
>> NO, WHAT RECIPE WOULD YOU
LIKE TO LEARN, YOU HALF WIT?
>> SNEAKERS MAKE PORCH JUMP
HIGHER.
>> OKAY.
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
GREG?
>> I THINK WE SHED
APPROXIMATELY 45,000 VIEWERS
FROM "THE FIVE" RERUN.
AWESOME.
HOW DOES THE PRESIDENT RATE
AMONG WOMEN WITHOUT A MATE?
ACTUALLY PRETTY WELL, WHICH
MEANS GOOD I THINK.
ACCORDING TO A POLL, MY
FAVORITE POLL, OBAMA HAS A 2-1
ADVANTAGE OVER ROMNEY WHEN IT
COMES TO SINGLE FEMALES.
HE IS BENEFITING FROM A
MARRIAGE GAP WHERE PEOPLE WHO
ARE MARRIED DYE IN A GAP
OUTSIDE NIAGARA FALLS.
NO, ACTUALLY, SAYS A
RESEARCHER, MARRIED VOTERS ARE
LIKELY TO FOCUS ON THE ECONOMY
AND HEALTH CARE BECAUSE THEY
ARE SMART.
AND SINGLE VOTERS LOOK TO GAY
RIGHTS AND REPRODUCTIVE
ISSUES.
AND FOLKS WHO ARE HITCHED ARE
MORE LIKELY TO FAVOR MITT.
THAT'S MITT ROMNEY FOR THOSE
AT HOME.
WHAT HAPPENS IF THE CARRIE
BRADSHAWS OF THE WORLD DON'T
CARRY OBAMA IN NOVEMBER?
I WONDER, WILL THIS BE HIS
LAST POLITICAL CAMPAIGN NO
MATTER WHAT?
>> THIS WILL BE MY LAST
POLITICAL CAMPAIGN NO MATTER
WHAT.
>> THANKS FOR YOUR PROMPT
REPLY.
FOR MORE ON THIS, LET'S GO
LIVE TO A DOG TRYING TO BITE
TRAFFIC.
>> SOMEHOW HE IS THE STORY.
LEE APP, YOU ARE A WOMAN --
LEEANN, YOU ARE A WOMAN.
SINGLES LOVE OBAMA.
MARRIEDS LOVE ROMNEY.
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
>> I AM NOT SURPRISED.
THINGS ARE DIFFERENT TO THEM,
AND THEY ARE MORE IMPORTANT
WHEN THEY ARE MARRIED LIKE THE
ECONOMY AND LIKE HEALTH CARE.
>> WHY IS THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
WHEN YOU ARE SINGLE AND STILL
LOOKING FOR THAT, OTHER THINGS
ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU.
THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT GAY
MARRIAGE.
THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR
OWN RIGHTS.
I AM WOMAN, HERE ME ROAR.
OTHER THINGS HAVEN'T COME INTO
THEIR LIFE.
>> WHY IS THAT?
>> I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR
BUTT, GREG.
>> IT IS AN INTERESTING
QUESTION.
THAT'S WHY I AM REPEATING IT.
IS IT BECAUSE MARRIED PEOPLE
TEND TO BE OLDER AND WISER?
IS THAT WHY THEY SUPPORT ROM
NAY?
>> I AM NOT -- SUPPORT ROM
ME?
>> NO, IT IS WOMEN THINKING
THEY HAVE A SHOT WITH OBAMA.
>> SINGLE WOMEN THINK THEY
HAVE A SHOT, AND QUITE FRANKLY
HE IS A LITTLE SEXIER THAN
ROMNEY WHO COMES ACROSS LIKE
EVERY GUY IN ONE OF THE
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
COMMERCIALS.
>> YOU MEAN HE SHOULD BE
DRIVING LIKE A CLASSIC
CHALLENGER THROUGH PERHAPS THE
STRIP BETWEEN VEGAS AND L.A.,
AND THEY SHOULD BE PLAYING NOT
THE ACTUAL SONG, BUT A SONG
DONE BY A TRIBUTE BAND,
PERHAPS A STEPPENWOLF SONG.
>> AND APPARENTLY YOU KNOW HOW
TO PUT WATER IN YOUR RADIATOR
IF YOU HAVE ERECTILE
DYSFUNCTION.
>> AND GOOD AT THROWING A
FOOTBALL THROUGH A TIRE.
>> EXACTLY.
>> VERY GOOD AT THAT.
>> I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THAT
IMAGERY.
KEITH, YOU HAVE BEEN COVERING
THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS
SINCE THE EARLY 1970s.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS
MARRIAGE GAP?
>> I DON'T THINK IT IS A
SURPRISE WITH THE SINGLE
LADIES OBAMA HAS SUCH A BIG
MARGIN OVER ROMNEY.
OBAMA TOOK OUT A GIGANTIC AD
IN THE MIDDLE OF "50 SHADES OF
GREY."
THAT'S GETTING THAT SUPPORT.
PLUS ROMNEY KEEPS REFERRING TO
HIS FUTURE VP RUNNING MATE AS
MY WING MAN.
>> NOT A GOOD WAY TO GO AT
THIS.
I AGREE WITH YOU COMPLETELY.
BILL, AS A SINGLE GAL MAKING
YOUR WAY IN THE CITY, AND I
HAVE TO SAY ARE YOU DOING A
GREAT JOB.
IT IS TOUGH FOR YOU AT TIMES.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT PRESIDENT
OBAMA THAT SPEAKS TO YOU?
>> WELL, ACTUALLY HE SPOKE TO
ME EARLIER IN THE PRESIDENCY.
THAT'S THE REASON HE DOESN'T
WANT TO CAMPAIGN AFTER THIS
BECAUSE HE STARTED THE
PRESIDENT LOOKING LIKE DENZEL,
AND NOW HE LOOKS LIKE ROBERT
GIAM.
I DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAY.
WHEN YOU ARE SINGLE YOU ARE
MORE CONCERNED WITH HEALTH
CARE.
THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU ARE SINK GEL.
IF YOU ARE MARRIED WITH -- YOU
ARE SINGLE.
IF YOU ARE MARRIED AND TRIP
OVER SOMETHING AND START
COUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY THERE
IS SOMEBODY THERE TO CALL THE
HOSPITAL OR HELP YOU.
I COULD DIE IN MY APARTMENT
TOMORROW AND BE THERE FOR
MONTHS UNTIL THE STAKES
RATTLE.
>> I DISAGREE.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WOMAN IN MY
20s AND I WAS MODELING AND
STUFF, I DIDN'T HAVE -- I
DIDN'T HAVE A NORMAL JOB WHERE
I COULD GET HEALTH CARE FROM
ONE PERSON.
AND I WAS YOUNG AND I WAS
HEALTHY, AND I DECIDED WHAT
KIND OF HEALTH CARE.
I HAD THE CATASTROPHIC HEALTH
CARE SO I WASN'T AS WORRIED AS
MAKING SURE I CAN PAY MY RENT
AND KEEPING A HEALTHY
LIFESTYLE.
>> I WAS A YOUNG MODEL TOO.
BUT I AM STILL SINGLE AND NOT
YOUNG ANYMORE.
AND MODELING IS NO LONGER
RETURNING MY CALLS.
>> IN A WAY, ANTHONY, DOESN'T
IT EXPLAIN THE WHOLE JULIA
CAMPAIGN?
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
IT WAS THE IDEA THE GOVERNMENT
WAS GOING TO BE THERE EVERY
STEP OF THE WAY FROM SINGLE
HOOD TO JUST BEING A
SPINSTER.
IT WAS INSURANCE FOR
LONELINESS.
AND IT SPEAKS TO SOMEBODY WHO
IS ALONE.
AND THEN YOU GET MARRIED AND
GO I DON'T REALLY NEED THE
GOVERNMENT.
I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE MY WAY ON
MY OWN.
IS THAT PART OF THE REASON?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST REMEMBER BEING YOUNG
AND SINGLE BACK IN THE 1930s.
>> YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE INSURANCE.
YOU SWRUS SAID, ROLL THE
DICE -- YOU JUST SAID, ROLL
THE DICE, AND HOPEFULLY
NOTHING HAPPENS.
>> EXACTLY RIGHT.
>> YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO THE
EMERGENCY ROOM.
THAT WAS MY MOTTO FOR THE
WEEKEND.
EVEN WHEN I WASN'T INJURED.
I WENT THERE TO PICK UP.
GENERALLY THE PEOPLE THERE ARE
AT THEIR LOWEST LOW, AND I WAS
--
>> VERY DRAWN.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO?
YOU WEAR SOMETHING WHITE AND
THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE A
DOCTOR.
THAT'S WHAT I DID.
I WANT TO ASK YOU, KEITH,
PRESIDENT OBAMA SAYS THIS IS
HIS LAST ELECTION.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, WHAT
IS HE GOING TO DO IF HE
LOSES?
>> FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T BUY
THAT IT IS HIS LAST ELECTION.
MY SOURCES TELL ME HE IS
TAKING ADVICE FROM BRETT FAR
OF.
BRETT FAVRE.
WHO KNOWS?
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
>> I AM AFRAID OF WHERE THAT
MIGHT LEAD.
>> IF HE LOSES I AM PREDICTING
A REOF MA.
>> REALLY?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> HERE IS WHAT I THINK.
I THINK HE THINKS THE
PRESIDENCY WAS BENEATH HIM.
HE IS THE MAN OF THE WORLD.
I THINK HE WILL START DOING
SPECIALS.
ANY SPECIAL WILL BE ABOUT HOW
OBAMA SOLVES ONE PROBLEM, ONE
PROBLEM.
AND IT WILL BE ON THE OPRAH
NETWORK, AND IT WILL GET -- IT
WILL MAKE HIM INCREDIBLY
HEALTHY, AND IT WILL SHOW
EVERYBODY HOW TO EAT ICE
CREAM.
DO WE HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM
EATING ICE CREAM?
THERE HE IS.
NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THE
WAY PRESIDENT OBAMA EATS ICE
CREAM IS WRONG.
BILL?
BILL, WHAT IS RIGHT ABOUT
THAT?
>> AT LEAST HE IS A MAN OF THE
PEOPLE.
ROMNEY RAISES HIS OWN COWS AND
HAS THEM MAKE THE ICE CREAM
AND THEN SLAUGHTERS THEM
DINNER.
DISGUSTING.
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?
>> IT MAKES WHAT HE DID TO HIS
DOG SEEM DOWNRIGHT HUE MAN
TERRY -- HUMANITARY.
>> HE IS ACTUALLY EATING A
PUREED TERRIER JIE. HOW CAN
YOU SEE THIS FAR AWAY?
IS THAT A CONE WITH A SPOON?
>> I AM DEFENDING HIM ON
THIS.
DO YOU THINK THAT IS BAD?
>> YOU DON'T NEED A CONE WITH
A SPOON.
>> NO, BUT THE THING IS, HERE
IS HOW THE PRESSWORKS.
IF HE WAS EATING THE CONE, THE
PICTURES WOULD BE OF HIM
EATING THE CONE AND MAKE FUN
OF THAT.
THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN WIN
WHEN YOU EAT.
>> IT IS THAT A SOCIALIST
SWIRL?
>> IT MIGHT BE.
>> IT IS MARXIST MARBLE
FUDGE.
>> WE HAVE A THEME GOING HERE
JIE. I AM RUNNING OUT.
>> LEMON LIME?
>> LEMON LIME.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS LIGHT
BLUE.
IS THAT JUST OUR MONITOR?
>> IT IS CASTRO --
>> CHOCOLATE.
CASTRO CHOCOLATE CHIP.
>> I STILL BLAME THE GUY FOR
NOT WANTING TO BE ANYWHERE
NEAR A CONE OR ANYTHING SHAPED
LIKE IT FOR THAT MATTER.
IT IS ICE CREAM WITH
CHOCOLATE.
>>> FROM LADIES FIRST TO ME
FIRST.
DO WE FOCUS ON SELF ABOVE
EVERYTHING ELSE?
ACCORDING TO AN ANALYSIS OF
BOOKS PUBLISHED IN THE LAST 50
YEARS, AMERICANS INCREASINGLY
EMPHASIZED ME OR WE.
THE INDIVIDUAL OVER THE GROUP.
GLAD WE SPELLED THAT OUT.
THE STUDY LOOKED AT HOW OFTEN
CERTAIN WORDS AND PHRASES
APPEAR IN WRITTEN LANGUAGE
HERE -- YEAR TO YEAR.
SAID ONE, THESE TRENDS REFLECT
A SEA CHANGE.
THEY LOVE SAYING SEA CHANGE,
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
THAT CAN BE BOTH GOOD AND
BAD.
WAY TO STRADDLE THE FENCE,
PULL A QUOTE I JUST READ.
AND THE AVATAR OF OURSELVES,
OBAMA.
AND HE USED I 98 TIMES AND ME
19 TIMES.
SPEAKING OF SELF-ABSORBED.
>> DO SOME COMMUNITY SVICE.
THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE
BESIDES YOUR STUPID VANITY.
IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY
STOMACH.
ANTHONY, ARE WE A COUNTRY OF
NAVAL GAZERS, AND IS THAT A
BAD THING?
>> NO, IT IS GREAT.
THE WHOLE I-ME THING, SOCIAL
MEDIA IS TO BLAME FOR THIS.
PEOPLE THINK OTHERS WANT TO
SEE THEIR DINNER OR WHATEVER
THEIR DUMB KID SAID THAT
NIGHT.
>> THERE IS A GUY I FOLLOW WHO
ACTUALLY WHEN HE IS PLAYING
BLACKJACK TWEAKS THE CARDS.
>> I DID THAT.
I WAS HAVING A PROBLEM.
>> WHAT IS WORSE, THE FACT YOU
WERE TWEETING YOUR BLACKJACK
CARDS AND THE FACT I WAS
INTERESTED?
>> YES, I WAS -- IT WAS
COMPELLING.
>> IT REALLY IS.
>> KEITH, YOU SAID THAT THE
PUPPY HAD RUINED YOUR JOKE.
>> I WROTE A JOKE THAT DOESN'T
SURPRISE ME AT ALL ABOUT THE I
AND THE WE IN THE BOOKS.
WE ARE A SELF-ABSORBED COUNTRY
AND IT WILL BE PRINTED ON THE
MIRRORS.
YOU SHOW A CLIP OF THE DOG IN
THE MIRROR --
>> THAT RUINED RUINED A MEED
YOLKER JOKE.
>> THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER
THINGS YOU CAN DO HERE.
>> THE ONLY THING HE USED WAS
BLAME AND GEORGE W. BUSH IN
THAT SPEECH.
>> GOOD POLITICAL POINT.
WAY TO SCORE SOME POINTS WITH
OUR CORE AUDIENCE.
THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE
I WANT TO BE HERE.
LEEANN, ISN'T OBAMA THE
PERFECT PRESIDENT FOR THIS
ERA?
IT IS ALL ABOUT HIM, AND WE
ARE ALL ABOUT US.
THUS WE IDENTIFY WITH HIM.
>> MAYBE YOU HAVE A POINT
THERE, GREG.
BUT IT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME
BECAUSE EVERY PRESIDENT IS
ABOUT I AND ME IN THEIR
SPEECHES.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SIDE OF
THE POLITICAL AISLE YOU ARE
ON.
EVERY TIME YOU GIVE A SPEECH
THEY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WHAT
THEY DO.
>> I AM REMOVING EVERYTHING
YOU DO FROM THE SHOW.
>> REALLY?
>> YES.
>> ME, ME, ME, ME.
THEY ARE ALL SELF-CENTERED.
>> IN HIS MIND HE IS THE KING
OF THE WORLD, AND HE RUNS IT
ALL, AND HE LOVES HIS
EXECUTIVE DECISION MAKING THAT
HE CAN JUST GO AND DO WHATEVER
HE WANTS.
SO IT IS ALL ABOUT HIM.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> BILL, YOU CAN'T NAVAL GAZE
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A
NAVAL.
IS A MORE INDIVIDUALISTIC
CULTURE A GOOD OR BAD THING?
>> BAD, AND I AGREE.
IT IS NOT JUST THE INTERNET.
IT IS FACEBOOK SPECIFICALLY.
THINK ABOUT IT, NOT ONLY IS IT
ABOUT YOU, YOU, YOU, BUT THE
ONLY OPTION IS LIKES.
THERE IS NO SUCKS.
YOU NEVER GET NEGATIVE
FEEDBACK ON A PICTURE OR
UPDATE.
YOU GET NOTHING.
ALL THEY HEAR IS POSITIVE,
POSITIVE, POSITIVE.
WHEN OBAMA DID THAT SPEECH,
YOU KNOW WHERE HE DID IT?
IN OHIO.
SPECIFICALLY, SANDUSKY, OHIO.
DON'TS GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT
TOWN.
AND TOWN, CHANGE YOUR NAME.
>> THEY HAVEN'T DONE IT YET,
AND I FIND IT AN OUTRAGE.
IT IS ALMOST AN IMPLICIT
SUPPORT.
>> WE ARE CHANGING IT TO
DOMER.
>> SANDUSKY IS NOW DOMER,
OHIO.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, HERE
IS MY TWO CENTS.
WE ARE GROWING UP IN THE LAST
30 YEARS AND PEOPLE ARE GOING
TO THERAPISTS WHERE YOU TALK
ABOUT YOURSELF.
AND IF YOU ARE NOT WORSHIPING
GOD, THERE IS NOTHING BUT
YOURSELF.
>> SO THERE IS A GOOD PART.
>> IT IS TERRIBLE.
IT IS LIKE, YOU BECOME YOUR
OWN GOD.
>> OR OTHER PEOPLE.
PEOPLE DO WORSHIP OTHER PEOPLE
LIKE ON TV OR ACTORS.
>> I DON'T WORSHIP JUSTIN
BIEBER.
I APPRECIATE HIS ARTIST TREE.
>> THERE IS ARTIST RE.
>> AND AS FAR AS THE PHOTOS
ARE CONCERNED I AM AN AMATEUR
PHOTOGRAPHY.
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY WITH THE
ATTENTION TO I AND ME AND
POLITICIANS AND HOW THEY
HANDLE THEIR SPEECHES, THIS IS
WHY I BELIEVE MORE
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES SHOULD
GET INVOLVED, SO WE CAN
ACTUALLY HEAR SOME THIRD
PERSON.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU.
>> DIRK NOWITZKI LOVES ME SOME
AMERICA.
>> WE LOST THE JOY OF A THIRD
PERSON SINCE BO JACKSON
RETIRED.
REMEMBER THAT?
WHERE IS HE NOW?
>>> ALL RIGHT, FROM SERVING
YOURSELF TO SERVING YOUR
COUNTRY.
IS THE RIGHT PRESCRIPTION A
RETURN TO CONSCRIPTION?
I KNEW I WOULD SCREW THAT UP.
DON'T LAUGH.
SO SAYS GENERAL STANLEY
McCRYSTAL WHO BELIEVES IT IS
TIME TO BRING BACK THE DRAFT.
SPEAKING AT THE APSEN IDEAS
FESTIVAL OR THE ICE, A COUPLE
WEEKS AGO THE COMMANDER OF
INTERNATIONAL FORCES IN
AFGHANISTAN TOLD AUDIENCES, I
THINK WE WILL HAVE A DRAFT.
IF A NATION GOES TO WAR IT
SHOULD NOT BE REPRESENTED BY
THE FORCE BECAUSE IT IS
UNREPRESENTATIVE OF THE
POPULATION.
IF A NATION GOES TO WAR EVERY
TOWN, EVERY CITY NEEDS TO BE
AT RISK.
>> HE ALSO BELIEVES THAT
GIVING ALL-AMERICANS A COMMON
EXPERIENCE WILL HELP BRING US
ALTOGETHER.
ANYWAY, YOU KNOW WHO COULD ADD
A LITTLE TO -- A LITTLE
INSIGHT ON THIS TOPIC?
DOG ENJOYING AIR CONDITIONER.
>> I GUESS HE IS FOR THE
DRAFT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
LEEANN, YOU DO A LOT OF WORK
WITH THE TROOPS.
SOME SAY UNPROFESSIONAL.
DO YOU THINK A DRAFT IS A GOOD
IDEA?
ARE WE BETTER OFF WITH A
PROFESSIONAL MILITARY?
>> I DON'T NECESSARILY -- I
WOULDN'T CALL THIS A DRAFT PER
SAY.
I THINK IF YOU LOOK AT
COUNTRIES LIKE ISRAEL AND
SOUTH KOREA, THEY ACTUALLY
MAKE EVERYONE AFTER HIGH
SCHOOL DO TWO YEARS OF COMMON
SERVICE.
I HAVE ALWAYS SAID I THINK
THAT WOULD BE GREAT IN
AMERICA.
I THINK A LOT OF KIDS ARE
ENTITLED.
I THINK THEY ARE EITHER FOURTH
IN THE COLLEGE BECAUSE THAT'S
WHERE -- THEY ARE EITHER
FORCED INTO COLLEGE BECAUSE
THEIR PARENTS WANT THEM TO GO
AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY
ARE GOING WITH THEIR LIFE.
DON'T PUT 18-YEAR-OLDS IN THE
WAR BURKTS THEY NEED TO DO
SOMETHING WHERE THEY ARE
DISCIPLINED AND LEARN TO
FOCUS.
THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING
OUTSIDE OF THEMSELVES BETWEEN
THE AGES OF 18 AND 20.
IT WOULD BE GREAT.
IF THEY WANT TO CONTINUE THEIR
SERVICE, THAT'S SOMETHING
DIFFERENT.
EVERY KID SHOULD GIVE TWO
YEARS TO THEIR COUNTRY, FOR
SURE.
>> I AM FOR THIS BECAUSE I AM
47.
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL -- I
THINK IF I WAS 20 -- IF I WAS
17 I WOULD BE GOING, THIS IS
NUTS.
I AM A HIPOCRITE.
McCRYSTAL SAYS IF THESE GUYS
WOULD HAVE A UNITING THING
THEY CAN GO TO A BAR AND TALK
ABOUT SERVICE.
HE HAS A POINT.
>> THAT'S A THING OF THE PAST
THOUGH.
LOOK AT WHO IS DRAFT AGE.
IT IS THE SAME PEOPLE WE SAW
DURING OCCUPY WALL STREET.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY THE REASON.
>> THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER
MET ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WORK AT
FOX NEWS WHO CAME FROM THE
MILITARY BECAUSE THEY HAVE A
SYSTEM HERE WHERE THEY BRING
GUYS FROM THE MILITARY.
THESE GUYS ARE SO MUCH MORE --
THEY ARE JUST BETTER PEOPLE
THAN M WHY.
THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP.
I WOULD LIKE TO FEEL THAT WAY
ALL THE TIME, NOT JUST AN HOUR
A DAY.
>> I LOOKED DOWN AT MY NOTES.
>> I HAVE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU
BECAUSE AT LEAST THE PEOPLE
WHO YOU ARE REFERENCING, THEY
HAD SOME DISCIPLINE TO BEGIN
WITH.
>> TRUE.
>> YOU START DRAFTING PEOPLE
NOW AND YOU CAN HAVE SOLDIERS
FIGHTING WITH THEIR PANTS
HANGING DOWN AND THEY ARE
TEXTING THEIR BUDDIES IN THE
FOX HOLE, WHERE ARE YOU AT?
JOY IT WILL BE LIKE --
>> IT WILL BE LIKE THE PARTY
AT YOUR HOUSE.
BILL, ARE YOU THE PERFECT
ARGUMENT AGAINST YOUR DRAFT?
>> I AM THE PERFECT ARGUMENT
FOR IT BECAUSE OF TWO WORDS,
BEATLE BAILEY.
HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE THERE,
BUT HOW DELIGHTFUL WAS HE?
EVERY DAY WOULD BE HILARIOUS.
I ASSUME IT IS FOX HOLES.
>> I AM FOR THE DRAFT BECAUSE
THEY ARE THE GREATEST -- EVERY
GUY THAT WORKS AT FOX THAT
CAME FROM THAT PROGRAM IS
GREAT.
HOWEVER, I AM 47, SO I AM A
WOOS.
COMING UP, SHOULD KIDS IN 3K
LEARN TO SHOOT AN AK?
AND FIRST, HOW IS KATIE HOLMES
LIKE THE DRUG DEALERS ON
>>> THERE WAS A GOOD JOKE
ABOUT THE PREVIOUS STORY NOW
ON THE BREAK.
IF IT BRINGS BACK HIP --
HIPPIES, IT IS NOT A JOKE.
SHOULD A MOVIE BE RATED R IF
DENIRO'S LUNGS ARE FULL OF
TAR?
ANY ACTOR SMOKING SHOULD BE
RESTRICTED FOR YOUNGENS.
THOSE AGES 10-14, MUST BE
NICE, AND FOUND PG-13
ACCOUNTED FOR MOST OF THE
SMOKING ON THE SCENES.
THOSE WITH CIGS ARE LINKED TO
REAL WORLD EXPERIMENTATION.
THEY ESTIMATE THAT AN R RATING
WOULD LOWER THE PIPSQUEEKS.
THE HEAD OF THIS DUMB IDEA
SAID THE MOVIE INDUSTRY THAT
TREAT THEM LIKE SEX AND
VIOLENCE.
SOMETHING AS IMPORTANT AS
SMOKING SHOULD GET YOU AN R
RATING.
THAT WOULD MEA ROBIN
WILLIAMS' NEW FILM SHOULD GET
A NEW RATING WHICH WE HAVE A
CLIP OF.
>> ANTHONY, --
>> I'M WITH YOU.
>> THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS
THAT HAPPEN IN MOVIES THAT ARE
NOT PLEASANT.
GAMBLING.
IS GAMBLING WORSE THAN SMOKE
?G ?G -- SMOKING?
>> IF A CHARACTER IS WRITTEN
INTO A MOVIE THAT SMOKES, WHY
SHOULD THE WRITER AND PEOPLE
THAT MADE THE MOVIE BE
PENALIZED BY HAVING TO CUT
DOWN THEIR AUDIENCE WITH AN R
RATING.
EVERYONE KNOWS KIDS START
SMOKING BECAUSE IT IS THE
COOLEST AND MORE KICK AS THING
YOU CAN DO.
AND IT GETS YOU GIRLS, KIDS.
>> YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN
BEING.
COULD IT FALL UNDER THE
FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION WHICH IS
NEEDED FOR MOTION PICTURES.
>> THEY THEY JUST GIVE THEM A
RATING.
BUT WITH REGARDS TO MOVIES
KIDS DON'T PICK UP SMOKING
BECAUSE OF THE MOVIES.
THEY PICK UP SMOKING BECAUSE A
CARTON OF CIGARETTES IS
CHEAPER THAN A BOX OF POPCORN
AT THE MOVIES.
IT IS ECONOMICAL.
>> THAT IS A VERY GOOD POINT.
>> KIDS ARE SMARTS.
>> MAY I SAY SOMETHING.
A LOT HARDER TO DRILL A HOLE
INTO A CARTON.
GIVING KIDS GIRL ADVICE.
>> WE WILL JUST LEAVE THAT.
LEANNE, --
>> I AM ALWAYS DISGUSTED BY
BILL.
THE PROBLEM I HAVE WITH THAT
IS SMOKING IS THERE IN THEIR
EVERYDAY LIFE.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO GO AND SEE
A FILM AND SOMEBODY IS SMOKING
IN IT, I DON'T THINK THEY
SHOULD HAVE TO BE -- I DON'T
THINK THEY SHOULD BE PENALIZED
FOR THAT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE KID
WHEN HE SEES 10 PEOPLE WALKING
DOWN THE STREET SMOKING?
IT IS NOT LIKE HE IS NOT GOING
TO BE AFFECTED BY THAT.
>> BILL, HERE IS THE THING,
THE THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT
SMOKING IN MOVIES, IT IS USED
TO MAKE DORKS LOOK COOL.
IT IS ACTUALLY LIKE -- COOL
PEOPLE IN MOVIES DON'T SMOKE.
IT IS THE PEOPLE THAT ARE
LOSERS THAT ARE SMOKING TO
ELEVATE THEMSELVES.
IT ACTUALLY HURTS THE CLASSIC
OR RAW OF NICOTINE.
>> AND YOU CAN TELL THE LEVEL
OF ACTING THE PERSON HAS HAD.
YOU CAN ALWAYS SPOT A
NONSMOKER PLAYING A SMOKER A
MILE AWAY.
THE HAND IS SHAKING AND THEIR
CHEEKS GO OUT AND IT IS ALL IN
HERE.
AND THEN A LITTLE SMOKY
CHIPMUNK LIKE THIS.
THEY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CAMERA
TO GET OFF SO THEY CAN PUKE.
>> "MAD MEN" HOW MANY OF THE
GUYS -- THEY SMOKE LIKE THIS.
THEY SMOKE LIKE THIS.
>> I LIKE THAT.
>> THAT'S HOW WE DID IT BACK
THEN.
>> NO, YOU SMOKE LIKE THIS.
YOU DON'T SMOKE LIKE THIS.
THAT MEANS YOU -- THAT MEANS
YOU ARE FETISHIZING.
>> PEOPLE WHO SMOKE LIKE THAT
EAT ICE CREAM CONES WITH A
SPOON.
>> WHAT IF IT IS A MOVIE WHERE
IT IS AN ERA WHERE PEOPLE
SMOKE.
AUTOMATICALLY AN R RATING
BECAUSE YOU ARE DEPICTING THE
TAME ACCURATELY?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE
GREAT IS IF YOU DID A MOVIE
AND THERE WAS SOMETHING WORSE
THAN SMOKING.
YOU WOULD JUST SAY THAT'S WHAT
THEY DO.
IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING
CLEVER.
COME ON.
>> PUT A DONKEY IN IT.
ENOUGH OF THIS.
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>>> LET'S SEE IF WE GOT
ANYTHING WRONG SO FAR.
ANDY, HOW ARE YOU DO ?G.
>> GREAT.
>> CONGRATULATIONSES ON THE
ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> IT IS A MILESTONE.
>> IT IS A MILESTONE.
WHAT IS A MILESTONE ANYWAY?
>> IT IS A STONE THAT MARKS
MILES.
>> THAT MAKES SENSE THEN.
>> OBAMA IS ON TOP WITH SINGLE
WOMEN.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
>> I DID.
>> LEEANN, IT IS EASIER FOR
SOMEONE LIKE ME TO CARE ABOUT
SOCIAL ISSUES THAN IT IS FOR A
MARRIED COUPLE THAT HAS KIDS
AND HAS TO WORRY ABOUT PUTTING
FOOD IN THEIR MOUTH AND SEND
THEM TO COLLEGE.
I THINK IT MAKES SENSE.
>> ANDY.
I WANT TO SPANK YOU LATER.
>> WOW.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>> THAT WAS AN UNUSUAL
RESPONSE TO A COHERENT
STATEMENT.
>> I AM DONE.
NO POINT GOING ON NOW.
>> I LOVE YOU, ANDY.
>> I LOVE YOU TOO.
>> WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST GET
A -- THING.
>> ANTHONY, YOU REMEMBER BEING
YOUNG AND SINGLE IN THE
30s.
THAT WAS IN GERMANY, RIGHT?
>> I LEFT THOUGH.
I HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE.
>> IN 46.
KEITH, REGARDING OBAMA SAYING
THIS WAS HIS LAST POLITICAL
CAMPAIGN, HE SAID HE IS NOT
TAKING ADVICE FROM BRETT
FAVRE?
>> THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
>> SPEAKING OF PEOPLE, YOU
SAID IT LOOKED LIKE THEY
SHOULD BE IN AN ERECTILE
DYSFUNCTION COMMERCIAL.
DOES HE HAVE THAT LOOK?
>> I THINK SO.
>> EVERY BALL HE TRIES TO
THROW THROUGH THE TIRE IS
PICKED OFF.
HE PROBABLY DOESN'T GO TO THE
PLAYOFFS.
>> YOU SAID OBAMA WOULD WANT A
REMATCH, YOU THINK?
>> I THINK SO.
ABSOLUTELY.
>> I AM WITH YOU ON THIS.
I THINK IF HE LOSES WHICH
IS -- I DON'T KNOW.
HE IS GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER --
HE WILL COME BACK.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, IF YOU
CAN.
UNLESS HE IS REALLY BOARD WITH
THE PRESIDENCY, WHICH I THINK
HE IS.
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY I SWEAR
IN THE SEGMENT ITSELF YOU SAID
YOU THINK THIS IS HIS LAST ONE
REGARDLESS.
>> I THINK HE IS LIKE, I DID
IT.
IT IS SOMETHING I DID.
I AM GOING GO ON.
MAYBE I WILL HAVE MY OWN
NETWORK.
I WILL GO AROUND THE WORLD.
YOU KNOW WHAT HE REALLY WANTS,
HE IS ASSUMING THERE WILL BE
AN ALIEN INVASION AND HE IS
PRESIDENT OF EARTH.
AND THEN HE WILL AGO WE YESES
TO THE ALIENS SO HE CAN BE
PART OF THE UNIVERSAL U.N, AND
THEN --
>> SEE THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING
SAY.
YOUR CRACK POT THEORIES
THEORIES ARE RIDICULOUS.
WHAT HE WNTS IS FOR THE U.N --
WHAT HE WANTS IS FOR THE U.N
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND
ESTABLISH HIM AS THE HEAD.
>> HE IS HOPING THAT WHATEVER
ALIENS COME --
>> YOU ARE A CRACK POT
CONSPIRACY THEORIST.
>> WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO.
HE WILL DELIVER EARTH -- EARTH
LIGS AND THEY WILL POINT HIM
TO THE BOARD OF ALIENS, AND
THEN HE WILL BE IN CHARGE OF
THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
AND HE WILL EARN IMMORTALITY.
>> OBAMA HAS A FREE TICKET TO
THE WHITE HOUSE.
ONCE ROMNEY HAS A CLOSE UP
LOOK AT WHAT THAT SHACK LOOKS
LIKE, AND HE FINDS OUT HOW
MUCH A PRESIDENT ACTUALLY
MAKES, HE IS NOT GOING TO HAVE
ANYONE TO COMPETE AGAINST.
>> I JUST THINK OBAMA LIKED
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT A LOT
MORE THAN HE LIKES BEING
PRESIDENT.
I THINK IF HE LOSES HE IS DONE
WITH POLITICS.
>> I DON'T.
>> I AGREE.
>> I THINK HE LIKES POWER TOO
MUCH.
>> I CONQUER.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
AGREE?
>> APOLO SAID AT THE END OF
THE "ROCKY" THERE WON'T BE A
REMATCH.
>> AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO
HIM.
WE WON'T GO THERE.
>> NOW I AM PISSED.
I WAS TRYING TO SET THIS UP
FOR YOU.
YOU THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A
REMATCH.
I KNEW THAT'S WHERE YOU WERE
GOING BECAUSE OF YOUR TALKING
POINTS, BUT YOU COULDN'T SAY.
IT I WAS GIVING UH CHANCE AND
YOU TURNED DOWN THE CHANCE AND
MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT AND
LEFT ME HANGING.
NOW YOU BRING IT UP HERE 1234
YOU ARE DONE.
CUT HIS MIC, PLEASE.
>> I AM SO SORRY.
YOU CROSSED THE LINE.
>> WHOA WHOA WHOA.
I AM GOING TO BE YOUR MICKEY.
HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THAT YOU READ HIS TALKING
POINTS?
AND BY THE WAY,.
>> NEW YORK MAGAZINE HEADLINES
PRESIDENT OBAMA NOT INTERESTED
IN A GROVER CLEAVLAND MEAN
HEYING WOULD NOT RUN FOR
PRESIDENT AFTER LOSING A
RE-ELECTION BID.
>> I THINK INSTEAD OF A GROVER
CLEAVLAND JUST TO IRRITATE HIS
WIFE HE SHOULD PULL A WILLIAM
HOWARD TAFT AND BALLOON A
COUPLE HUNDRED POUNDS.
>> THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?
>> THAT KILLED IN REHEARSAL.
>> WE DO NEED AN OVER WEIGHT
PRESIDENT.
>> THAT WORKED WITH THE DRESS
AUDIENCE.
>> THEY ARE SO EXCITED.
THEY ARE FROM OUT OF STATE --
>> HAVE I TO MOVE ON.
PEOPLE ARE MORE
SELF-INVOLVED.
YOU ASKED WHAT SEA CHANGE
MEANS.
>> YES.
>> IT IS FROM SHAKESPEAR "THE
TEMPEST."
>> YOU SEE YOU KNOW WHAT I
THOUGHT, I THOUGHT THAT IS
WHAT CLAMS HAD IN THEIR POCKET
WHEN THEY WENT TO BUY SODA.
>> WOW.
>> GOD.
BY THE WAY, WE SHOULD MAKE IT
CLEAR THAT THIS INDIVIDUALISM
THING, IT IS NOT TALKING ABOUT
PEOPLE BEING INDEPENDENT, IT
IS TALKING TALKING ABOUT HOW
UNIQUE THEY ARE AND NOT
SELF-SUFFICIENT THEY ARE.
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT.
>> HOW SO?
>> BECAUSE AS THE STUDY'S
AUTHOR SAYS WE GOT CHANGES IN
THINGS LIKE UNIQUE AND I LOVE
ME.
WE DIDN'T GET THEM IN WORDS
AND PHRASES.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE
THEMSELVES, BUT THEY WANT
OTHER PEOPLE TO PAY FOR IT.
>> THE THING IS, IT IS ALMOST
LIKE, AND I HAVE SAID THIS
MANY TIMES ON "RED EYE" JUST
TO CLARIFY THAT THIS IS A
SEPARATE SHOW FROM" THE FIVE"
PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE FIRE
FIGHTERS OR POLICE OFFICERS,
BUT THEY WOULD LAKE TO PLAY
THEM IN A MOVIE.
>> YES.
>> INTERESTING.
>> HOW DO YOU TWEET BLACKJACK
CARDS?
>> I STEP AWAY FROM THE
TABLE.
I HAVE BEEN YELLED AT FOR
TWEETING AT THE BLACKJACK
TABLE.
THEY DO NOT LIKE THAT.
>> USED TO BE YOU COULDN'T
TALK ON YOUR PHONE AT THE
TABLE.
YOU CAN'T TWEET OR TEXT
ANYMORE?
>> NO.
THERE IS SOME KIND OF KOLL
LUGES GOING ON.
>> YOU HAVE TO TEXT AND THEN
DO THIS.
>> GREG YOU ASKED WHERE BO
JACKSON WAS THESE DAYS.
HE WAS JUST PART OF THE
BASEBALL ALLSTAR CELEBRATION.
>> HE THREW ME OUT AT FIRST
BASE ONCE AT ONE OF THOSE
GAMES.
>> I'M SURE YOU DESERVED IT.
>> HE SHOULD HAVE LET ME GET
TO FIRST.
>> YOU KNOW HE GOT HIS THIRD
ARTIFICIAL HIP.
>> I HAVE GONE THROUGH TWO
STORIES BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE
WILL NOT SHUT UP.
>> WAIT A SECOND, ANDY.
ARE YOU SAYING HIS THIRD OR
SECOND?
>> I AM SAYING I AM GOING
ANOTHER BLOCK.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
>> I STOPPED WATCHING "ROCKY"
AFTER -- GO AHEAD, ANDY.
>> IT JUST GIVES ME MORE TO
TWEET LATER.
I DON'T CARE.
McCRYSTAL WANTS TO REINSTATE
THE DRAFT.
LY N YO, YOU SAID IT WOULD BE
A GREAT IDEA FOR EVERYBODY TO
DO NATIONAL SERVICE.
DO YOU BELIEVE YOUR LIFE
BELONGS TO THE STATE?
>> I DO NOT, BUT --
>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU DO.
>> WELL, AND THAT'S WHY I AM
SAYING IT IS A VERY PRECARIOUS
LINE.
YOU KNOW ME, I AM LIBERTARIAN
WHEN IT COMES TO THAT.
BUT I DO BELIEVE KIDS SHOULD
GIVE TWO YEARS OF SERVICE
SOMEHOW TO GET RID OF THE I,
I, I, ME, ME, ME GENERATION
WHO KNOW NOTHING OF SERVICE
AND COMMUNITY.
>> YOU BELIEVE THIS SHOULD BE
FORCED BY THE GOVERNMENT?
>> YES, ACTUALLY.
>> THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS I
DO LIKE ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT.
IF THEY CAN IMPOSE MAKING THEM
PAY FOR HEALTH CARE WE SHOULD
SEND OUR YOUTH TO --
>> YOU BELIEVE THEIR LIVES
BELONG TO THE STATE.
>> THEY SHOULD GIVE TWO YEARS
OF THEIR LIFE AND THAT'S IT.
>> STOP SAYING ARE YOU A
LIBERTARIAN.
THERE IS A LOT GOING AROUND
THESE DAYS.
>> I PARTWAYS WITH THE
SOCIALISTS OVER THERE.
MILITARY IS DIFFERENT.
WHAT WORRIES ME IS THAT THE
GOVERNMENT WILL ACTUALLY USE
THIS FOR COMMUNITY SERVICE
WHERE THEY -- WHERE YOU ARE
ENROLLED FOR TWO YEARS OF LIKE
PICKING UP TRASH OR --
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
>> IT IS WRONG EITHER WAY.
YOUR LIFE DOESN'T BELONG TO
THE GOVERNMENT.
THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T TELL YOU
YOU HAVE TO SERVE IT.
>> I CONCUR.
>> HE SAYS THAT ALL OF THE
TIME.
>> WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED
AND THEY HAD TO IMPOSE THE
DRAFT AGAIN.
YOU WOULD BE AGAINST THAT AS
WELL IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH
PEOPLE TO PROTECT AMERICA?
>> ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SPACE
ALIENS.
>> DUDES IN GENERAL DO NOT
LIKE A DRAFT.
>> THAT'S WHY HE COMES TO WORK
WITH A NICE AFGHAN SHAWL.
>> HE BRINGS AN EXCELLENT
SOUP.
>> SHOULD SMOKING IN MOVIES
TRIG R RATING?
ANTHONY, YOU SAY IF THEY ARE
WRITTEN IN AS SMOKING WHY
SHOULD THEY BE PENALIZED?
BUT THEY DO THAT WITH SEX,
VIOLENCE AND LANGUAGE?
>> ONLY FOR HARD CORE STUFF.
FOR SEX TO BE AN R RATING IT
HAS TO BE FULL FRONTAL
NUDITY.
BUT THEY DO A LOT OF THINGS IN
PG MOVIES THAT ARE IMPLIED AND
A YOUNGSTER CAN UNDERSTAND.
>> YOU WERE TELLING ME HOW
DISAPPOINTED YOU WERE THAT
"MAGIC MIKE" GOT AN R RATING
BECAUSE YOU EXPECTED SO MUCH
MORE.
>> YES.
AND I HAD SOME SCHOOL CHILDREN
I WANTED TO TAKE WITH ME.
>> ACTUALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS
TERRIBLE.
>> REALLY?
>> ANDY.
>> WHAT?
>> SHE SAID SHE HATED "IMAGINE
"IMAGINE --" MAGIC MIKE."
>> WOMEN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
"MAGIC MIKE."
>> THAT MOVIE WAS NOT MADE FOR
WOMEN.
I COMPLETELY AGREE.
WHY WOULD YOU ASK A WOMAN
WHETHER OR NOT SHE LIKED
THAT.
IT IS LIKE ASKING A WOMAN IF
SHE LIKES "FIGHT CLUB."
>> "MAGIC MIKE" WAS LIKE
SEMITOUGH OR" THE LONGEST
YARD."
IT IS LIKE "SLAPSHOT."
>> "SEX AND THE CITY 2".
GO AWAY, WOMEN THIS IS FOR
DUDES.
>>> ALL RIGHT.
COMING UP, WE WILL ALL BE
DEAD, BUT NOT FOR YEARS,
EXCEPT YOU DENNIS.
YOU MAY WANT TO STAY HOME
TOMORROW.
AND WHAT IS JAMES EARL JONES
UP TO?
I FIND MY
>>> THIS BOY HAS BASE.
DARTH VADER IS A TEA PARTY
HATER.
JAMES EARL JONES, MY SECOND
FAVORITE THREE-NAME ACTOR NEXT
TO BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN SHARED
HIS VIEWS ON THE ANTI-TAX
MOVEMENT ON A RADIO
INTERVIEW.
ROLL AUDIO, AUDIO ROLLERS.
>> I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE
TEA PARTY.
I THINK I -- I DO UNDERSTAND
RACISM BECAUSE I WAS TAUGHT TO
BE ONE.
BY MY GRANDMOTHER.
MY GRANDMOTHER WAS PART
INDIAN, PART BLACK.
SHE HATED EVERYBODY.
SHE TAUGHT ALL OF HER CHILDREN
AND GRANDCHILDREN TO BE
RACIST, TO HATE WHITE PEOPLE
AND TO DISTRUST BLACK PEOPLE.
>> I WILL NEVER WATCH "STAR
TREK" AGAIN.
THAT WASN'T A MISTAKE.
I JUST HATE "STAR TREK."
LET'S DISCUSS THIS IN THE --
>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOUUUUNNNNNDDDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> ANTHONY, I AM A HUGE FAN OF
JAMES EARL JONES.
SOME SAY I AM HIS BIGGEST
FAN.
THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT KEEP
MAY AWAY FROM HIM.
KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM.
HOW DO PEOPLE BECOME EXPER PARTT
MEETING HIM.
THE LEFT AND RIGHT DO THIS ALL
THE TIME.
>> SOMETHING TELLS ME JAMES
EARL JONES IS NOT UP ON WHAT
THE TEA PARTY IS ABOUT.
>> IF IT WAS BROUGHT UP IN
THAT ATMOSPHERE, I CAN
UNDERSTAND.
I WENT TO A FEW HOLIDAY
DINNERS WITH MY OWN FAMILY,
AND THINGS TURNED OUT KIND OF
SIMILAR.
I REMEMBER WHAT THEY USED TO
CALL BRAZIL NUTSES.
>> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.
IT IS ALMOST WEIRD THOUGH.
IT IS LIKE HE IS SAYING RACISM
UNITES EVERYONE WHICH IS A
NOVEL WAY OF LOOKING AT
THINGS.
YES, WE WERE RAISED AS
RACIST.
CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG BY
HATING EACH OTHER?
IT IS ALMOST LIKE AN
EVOLUTIONARY THOUGHT.
KEITH, DOES THIS RUIN THE LION
KING FOR YOU?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
>> STILL RECOVERING.
>> I WILL SAY THAT I TOTALLY
UNDERSTAND AND I GET AND I'M
SURE HE DOES UNDERSTAND WHAT
RACISM IS.
HE DID, AFTER ALL, AT THE END
OF "FIELD OF DREAMS" DISAPPEAR
INTO AN IOWA CORN FIELD.
I'M SURE HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT
--
>> CORN?
>> TO THIS DAY THE ONLY BLACK
MAN EVER IN IOWA.
>> IS THAT TRUE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
WE WILL HAVE OUR BRAIN ROOM
LOOK THAT UP, BUT WE WILL
PROBABLY FORGET ABOUT IT,
BECAUSE WE NORMALLY FORGET
THOSE QUESTIONS.
NOT A BIG FAN OF "FIELD OF
DREAMS" BY THE WAY.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING
ELSE.
>> DAD, WANNA HAVE A CATCH?
>> I THOUGHT IT HAD SOME SORT
OF SPORT AND IT CONFUSED ME.
WHAT WERE THEY DOING WITH
THESE BATS?
WHERE ARE THE DREAMS?
LEANN WHERE DO YOU STAND?
I LIKE JAMES EARL JONES, BUT
THEN AGAIN MAYBE I SHOULDN'T.
>> WELL, EVERYBODY IS ENTITLED
TO THEIR OPINION.
>> NOT REALLY.
>> OF COURSE.
IT IS INTERESTING HE WILL TALK
ABOUT THE IDEA OF THE TEA
PARTY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW
MUCH ABOUT IT PROBABLY.
WHAT HE IS SAYING IS ACTUALLY
TRUE.
PEOPLE THAT GREW UP -- PEOPLE
AT THE BEGINNING OF TIME WERE
RACIST.
THAT'S HOW THEY PROTECTED EACH
OTHER.
THEY LIVED IN CERTAIN TRIBES
AND THEY DISTRUSTED OTHER
TRIBES AND THEY DISTRUSTED
OTHER PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T LOOK
LIKE THEM.
THAT'S WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO
GO BACK ON SAYING MY GRANDMA
DIDN'T TRUST ANYBODY.
TODAY I THINK PEOPLE ARE
SMARTER THAN THAT.
I WOULD HOPE THAT WE HAVE
EVOLVED FROM THAT.
JUST GO OUT THERE AND CALL
PEOPLE RACIST AND THROW HIS
OWN.
I KNOW WHY THEY ARE RACIST
WHEN HE CALLS HIMSELF RACIST,
I DON'T KNOW.
I WOULD RATHER WATCH HIM IN
MOVIES THAN HEAR HIM TALK
ABOUT THAT.
>> BY THE WAY, TAXES -- LUKE
AND THE REBELLION AGAINST
TAXES.
>> LAST WORD.
YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS.
>> JAMES EARL JONES IS
AMERICA.
HIS GRANDMOTHER, CHEROKEE, HE
IS BLACK.
HIS SON, LUKE, COULD BE
WHITER.
THIS GUY IS A MIRACLE.
BY THE WAY, THE MORE WE MAKE
FUN OF HIM, THE LESS WE WILL
HEAR, THIS IS FOX NEWS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE A
CHAT WITH HIM AND SAY --
>> INVITE HIM ON THE SHOW.
>> HE WON'T COME ON.
NOT SINCE THAT INSURANCE
DEPARTMENT OF -- INCIDENT IN
THE GREEN ROOM.
>> WHEN YOU KILLED MISS
DAYSY?
>> YES, I TRIPPED AND FELL.
WHAT?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS.
>> YOU KILLED MS. DAYSY.
MS. DAISY.
IN THE ORIGINAL BROADWAY SHOW
HE DROVE MS. DAISY.
KNOW YOUR THEATER.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> KNOW YOUR THEATER! KNOW
YOUR THEATER.
KNOW YOUR THEA TER.
JAY MORE STUFF ON THE WAY.
--
>> MORE STUFF ON THE WAY.
>>> KATIE HOLMES REACHED OUT
TO NICOLE KIDMAN AND SHE
SECRETLY REPORTED THAT
CRUISE'S EXWHO HE MET ON THE
SET OF THE RACING MOVIE "MY
LITTLE PONY."
THE L.A. TIMES SAID HOLMES
USED THROW AWAY CELL PHONES TO
INITIALLY TALK TO LAWYERS TO
KEEP CRUISE IN THE CLOSET -- I
MEAN IN THE DARK ABOUT HER
PLAN.
LEANN SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT THE
WELL EXECUTED DIVORCE?
>> YES.
IF SHE NEEDED TO GET AWAY FROM
HIM, AND HE SEEMS TO BE A
LITTLE OVER BEARING, THEN SHE
DID WHAT SHE NEEDED TO DO.
>> THE WEIRD THING ABOUT THIS,
ANTHONY, I WAS CONVINCED THAT
TOM CRUISE LOVED SOME WOMEN
LIKE KATIE HOLMES.
>> SHE IS A LOOKER, BUT NOT
PRETTY ENOUGH FOR HIM.
I THOUGHT HER PLAN WAS GREAT
TO GET AWAY FROM AGENT SMITH
WITH THE PHONE.
BRILLIANT.
>> KEITH, WHY WOULD HE -- WHY
HE WOULD HE ALLOW HER TO
BECOME FRIENDS WITH AN EX?
>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
I WANT TO KNOW WHY PEOPLE CALL
THIS DIVORCE BOMBSHELL.
WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING
WAS BREWING WHEN INSTEAD OF
JUMPING ON OPRAH'S COUCH HE
ASKED IF HE COULD CRASH
THERE.
>> TURN THAT AROUND.
HE WENT FOR THE PAST WITH THE
JOKE AND THEN THREW IT IN OUR
FACE LIKE GLITTER.
BILL, YOU CARRY A THROW AWAY
PAGER SO YOUR DAUGHTERS CAN'T
FIND YOU.
EXPLAIN IT.
>> WELL, SHOULD I EXPLAIN WHY
I HAD A PAGER IN THE 21st
CENTURY OR THE STORY?
>> WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>> BEHIND THE TIMES.
I HATE THESE STORIES.
IT IS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR EVERY
STUPID TABLOID WRITER TO DO
SOME SORT OF HEADLINE THAT
MAKES YOU THINK IT IS ONE
THING WHEN IT IS ANOTHER.
OH, THEY ARE MEETING TO DO
WHAT?
THEY FOOLED ME AGAIN.
SHAME ON ME.
>> I THINK THEY FOOLED ALL OF
US.
RIGHT NOW I THINK TOM IS
STARING AT HIS DICTA PHONE AND
SAYING WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE
IT BETTER?
>> HE HAS HIS HAND ON THE MAI
>>> TIME TO GO BACK TO ANDY
LEVY FOR THE POST GAME WRAP
UP.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HEROS
AND PATRIOTS?
>> HEROS AND PATRIOTS IS MY
NONPROFIT CHARITY.
WE JUST DONATED $10,000 TO THE
FAMILIES OF THE FOUR SERVICE
MEMBERS THAT LOST THEIR LIVES
IN THE FIRE FIGHTING PLANE
LAST WEEK OUT OF THE NORTH
CAROLINA INTERNATIONAL GUARD.
IF ANYBODY WOULD LIKE TO HELP
DONATE IT WILL GO TO THE
FAMILIES, AND YOU CAN SPECIFY
MASS 7'S HEROS AND PATRIOTS .
NET.
>> EXCELLENT.
>> THANKS.
>> KEITH, WHERE WILL YOU BE
PERFORMING?
>> I'M HEADING AT THE
CAROLINES ON BROADWAY IN NEW
YORK CITY ON SUNDAY NIGHT.
>> HOPE THAT IS GOING TO
CHARITY.
>> IT IS.
>> ARE YOU GOING UP AGAINST
BREAKING BED.
>> I KNOW.
IT IS KILLING ME.
>> HOW WAS VEGAS?
>> STRANGE THING HAPPENED.
A BLACKJACK DEALER TOOK ALL OF
MY MONEY.
>> DID YOU CALL THE COPS ?
>> NO.
IT ALWAYS HAPPENS.
>> BY THE WAY, GREG, HAPPY
FIFTH ANNIVERSARY.
>> THANK YOU.
IT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED "THE
ONE" AND THEN THEY HAD THE
OTHERS JOIN ME.
IT WAS ANNOYING.
LEE APP, BILL, KEITH, ANTHONY,