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Hello and welcome to the Wednesday show
my name is Philip DeFranco and this show really isn't a show
it's just me talking about some of the stuff
that mattered in the news to me starting with:
"Why did you not talk about the stock market Philip DeFranco?
I'll have you know that over the past three days
stock market dropped over like a 1,000 points
the Dow went down, that's a headline
use that!" No, no because
yesterday the Dow gained 430 points
it's called growing pains
or really it's just the butterfly effect of the US
being downgraded from AAA credit
to AA+ credit by the S&P
to which the world was like "Everything is going collapse"
No, there are only 3 other countries
in the world with better credit
it's like Canda, the UK and some other place
the world will survive our credit
being downgraded and you know why
because America is a glutton
as much as people say "Americans consume"
*** you, without America
being the disgusting gluttonous pig
pig that it is, the world could not have hot dogs
and so the world and the stock market had to have their
little panic attack, but everything is
so stay calm, and get Phill'd in
moving on let's remember remember the fifth
of November, at least according to a video
allegedly from members of Anonymous
Anonymous wants people to remember
November 5, not only as a Guy Fawkes day
but as the day they killed Facebook
So the main concern with Facebook
and the reasons the hacks would happen
seemed to be focused around the privacy settings of Facebook
which are a little sketchy
I mean my personal probem with Facebook are people tagging me
in like disgusting pictures
but that, small problems compared to the real issue
now an update to the story, the blog
Gizmodo went ahead and found an
"Really?" to which they responded
"well not all of us, you know we all have different
opinions on this it's most likely
a splintered section of this group
that would be doing this"
but it's most likely not going to be a full-on onslaught
so ultimately, I guess we'll just see
what happens, either way it'll be fun to watch
but moving on to news that makes me kind of sad
that this technology even has to exsist
two scientists in Televe
have come up with technology to battle
date ***, and no it's not like
the technology that came out of Africa which was the
anti-*** ***, holy god
that's an accident waiting to happen, but these scientists
have made a date *** straw
specifically a straw that changes color when
it comes in contact with rohypnol
the date-*** drug and I think this is a great idea
and you know if I have daughter or you know
some woman in my life that I care about I'd be like
here's this straw that keeps you from getting date-***
doesn't stop you from being a ***, just date-***
but I also don't know how I would feel if
I bought a girl a drink and she was like
"One second, let me take out my date-*** straw
you look a little date rapey
that would kill the mood for me, a little bit at least
now quickly let's move on to some stuff
one: I don't know who Imogen Thomas is fantastic
apparently she's like a model from the UK
fantastic
nothing clever to say, you just look good in a bikini
good job, and two: oddly enough
Mercedes Johnston is in Playboy magazine
doing a full spread and an interview
and so I'd say, one: always a fan of ***
two: it always weirds me out
like when you know the brother of sister
and then you see those facials characteristics
that look kind of the same, it's weird
because it's like you're having sex with the brother
but only a *** and ***
my favorite example, the Situation's sister
what, what is that? that's the Situation
with a wig, but Mercedes Johnston in
Playboy magazine, showing off the ladies
and actually just throwing out some crazy
stuff in the interview, my favorite part of the interview was
when she accussed Track Palin of having like
a hug drug problem, specifically
oxycotton, the reason being is that
Mercedes and Levi Johnston's is
essentially the local oxycotton dealer
so she probably knows who has a problem
their mom, of course, Sherry Johnston was arrested
for oxycotton, poor Sarah Palin
who knew her daughters *** could get her in that much trouble
and you know the Mercedes interview goes on and on
about like how Bristol Palin was cheating
blah blah blah I don't know, main point
*** be crazy, fact, truth
checkmate, but we move on to our final story of the day
guys that's everything that mattered to me today
except, today because you guys seemed to love them so much
we're going to give away some more
Angry Bird plushes
of course to be eligible to possibly win said plushes
one: leave a comment on this video
possibly about our question of the day
and two: click that like button
oh I feel so good when you do
but guys like I said, that's everything that mattered to me today
as always, my name is Philip DeFranco
and you've just been Phill'd in
and will see you tomorrow