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Best thing I like about the bridge is it's like a huge PEI ***, fornicating with the
mainland. Once we got that bridge built, New Brunswick
was some sorry to see us comin', buncha drunken pioneers comin' over to steal their pogie.
Cape Turpentine? Mayswell call it Cape Paint Remover.
Oh well I didn't vote for that. Seriously boys, they shoulda ----- dug that
tunnel, they shoulda dug 'er straight to Angie's. Fixed link boys? How the ---- do you spay
a lynx? The only reason people ----- move here is
because they realize they gotta pay when they leave. *** it, mayswell stick around.
Bridge in Montague doesn't have a toll. Best part of that bridge was... Borden liquor
store. Boys, when you come over across, should be
a big ---- sign, got ya now ------. Honestly though, I hear David Suzuki don't
want the bridge at all, says it's bad for the seal hunt. And ---- you Paul McCartney.
Yeah yeah yeah, let me handle David Suzuki. What bridge?
Oh it's good for the environment... Shut your face hole!
---- I'd like to see, I'd like to see a ---- four-way stop in the middle of that *** bridge,
just to confuse 'em a little. They shoulda built that bridge from Charlottetown
to Tracedie Beach. ---- boys once I saw a ??? drivin' *** across
that bridge. Oh no boys, they shoulda made that bridge
from Sleepy Hollow back to Charlottetown. You know how ---- hard it is to get a cab
back to town? Drivin' your car you can't play that other
---- game. you know the one with the steering wheel and you go 'beep beep' between the two
---- lanes, ya know that one? Ohhh well ---- it's wicked.
I know, they shoulda made that bridge from Borden back to Tignish. That woulda ---- with
the tourists. Hey bridge, got a smoke?
Aye your ---- right man, you get a plate of fried clams and you get a fries with the ---- works,
on the boat, now you gotta go out to Fred's ---- half hell ages to get somethin' good
like that. Of course Fred's is very ---- good, but at the same time I'd like to be able to
feed my addiction a little sooner. For all the money they spent on that ***
bridge it only has two functions, over and across.
What about a bridge from Stratford... back to Stratford?
Worst thing about the link is it confuses the ---- outta the birds and scared the ***
outta my cat. I used to sell single cigarettes outside of
the toll booth for about a year, made a bit...decent money I guess.