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I don't think this will work for two reasons.
Shhh, you're ruining my concentration.
One, I'm pretty sure a good modern lock can not be picked with a hairpin.
Uhh, says you.
Two, I'm pretty sure you are not a qualified lock picker.
What qualification do you get to be a lock picker?
A degree in low-lifery.
I think Sam has one of those.
Ouch, my feelings.
What time are we supposed to be there?
Ten minutes.
We're screwed Isaac, we're never gonna get in there to get our film.
First job in months and we're not even gonna show up.
I need to talk to Trent, I need to negotiate getting my camera back
I also haven't eaten in two days, does anybody have any fruit and or marshmallows?
Oh, I have some pocket lint.
[Munching]
Trent's not here, he's gone to the Loco Taco opening and changed the locks to the studio.
You need to massage the barrel in the lock mechanism, you're so clunky with your hands.
Uhh, many many boys would disagree with you on that one.
Samantha, boasting is not ladylike.
This is still not going to work.
Ah ha!
Our films gone!
He must have hid it.
No, Trent is more of a low effort ***, he will have taken it with him.
Go!
Okay, I'll chat to the owner and stall him, you two, find the film.
I'm gonna get some margaritas and then I'll meet you back at Trent.
Sombreros!
Wait! Wha...
Yeah, I'm pretty much the go-to timelapse guy in the whole country.
Timelapse? I do the same thing I got this timelapse thing on my phone.
[Snorts] No, no no, what you do with your phone is not the same thing okay?
Can you change the aperture on your phone? Can you change your shutter speed? Can you set colour temperature?
Can you change a lens on your phone? Can you do anything like that on your phone, no you can't, do you know why?
Ding ding ding cause it's a phone, it's for making calls and x o x o ing and loling with your vacuous friends
It's for checking your horoscopes to work out why Jayden, the metrosexual barista won't return your calls
You think it's because you put out too soon, when in reality he just prefers your friend with the bigger ***.
So why don't you do the world a favour and delete your photography apps, get a real camera.
Now, do you want another drink?
You are such a ***.
Lesbian.
Give me my film. Please. Thank you.
Oh this?
I'll give it right back as soon as you pay your rent.
To pay our rent we need jobs and to do this job we need that film.
I've waited long enough four eyes.
Now I'm not doing you any more favours until you pay that rent.
Oh, I also heard that girl over there say you had weird hair.
Naturally wavy's not weird.
Shhhh.
Yes it is.
There you are. This is passionfruit, it's the best flavour, I know this, because I tried them all!
What did we discuss about drinking?
Drinking, is a sprint, and not a marathon.
Not quite.
Cheers!
Boop!
This is fun.