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A King dies and everyone wants to sit in the most uncomfortable chair in the world, the iron throne.
while completely ignoring an invasion of ice zombies that threatens to
kill them ALL.
An evil teenage kid from the family with a lion crest becomes King. His mother has regular
intercourse with her brother who's the kings uncle but also probably his dad.
These poeple take part in a soap opera that could be described as Dallas in the middle ages, a dwarf with a scar on his face who
has lots of sex is sent to jail. He ends up being released and kills his ***/former
lover and his father who had sex with her!! Disgusting!
Then there's the family with the wolf crest that just want to be left alone.
The parent's have no control over their children: One of the kids can't walk so, he rides on
the back of a very large man with a speech impediment BUT he can control animals with
his mind. He travels with two teenagers who (no one has any idea who they are) in
search of a three eyed crow. His sister is running through the woods playing
with swords, she's BADASSS. She's pretending to be a boy but eventually she gets busted
and captured. The man that captures her later becomes her BFF but ends up being abandoned to die.
Nice.
A very blond queen is also after that iron chair, marries the man who *** her who looks
like conan. After he dies she becomes the mother of three dragons and hangs out with
two knights. They all fancy her. She's lovely.
A woman who looks like Tilda Swinton on steroids is returning one of the lion crested man to
his family. They travel through the woods. He ends up losing his hand but he made it back.
The eldest child from the wolf family fails a promise to marry an ugly barron's daughter
so her enraged family decides to kill lots of the most loved main characters in one go.
A blood massacre. ALL MEN MUST DIE!
Everyone's favourite dysfunctional family, the lion crested people, are getting ready
for a wedding of their own. Unfortunately, the crowned groom drinks poisoned wine and dies.
Oh, I forgot to mention that there is a very big wall that protects everyone from the icy
zombies invasion. Lots of characters are obsessed with it.
The crow people aren't too keen on their leader, a guy called Snow, so they stab him to death.