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Helen.
That's nice. You look like a helen.
Helen, we're both in sales.
Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman.
Let's say I go into some guy's office.
Let's say he's even remotely interested in buyin' somethin'.
Then I get all excited.
I'm like jo-jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet.
The pet is my possible sale.
My pretty little pet, I love you.
So I stroke it and I pet it and I massage it.
Hee, hee, I love it.
I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty.
Then I take my naughty pet and I go...
[groaning]
[bawling]
(richard) I killed it!
I killed my sale!
That's when I blow it.
That's when people like us
Have got to forge ahead, helen.
Am I right?
God, you're sick.
Tell you what. I'll go turn the fryers back on
And throw some wings in for you.