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[whistling] What the hell man, why did you just run off
with the camera we've been chasing you for like half an hour.
You can't just change locations like that, you know that? And your door-man, woman that
looks like a one-legged ***, who made us answer five questions before she let us
inside. You punched Brandon in the face, you stomped on a kitten. What the hell, man.
Something is wrong with you. Why would you move locations like that.
Guys, guys, I have a logical explanation why. Mind Mover of the Month.
Is it you? Is it me? Is it him? I'm a bee!
Mind Mover of the Month. Yeah! So then she's like can I have your maple ice
cream? I mean I don't mind getting sprinkles all over my face and then she gave us this
location! Wow, that makes a lot of sense!
Right? No I get it, I'm glad you took the time to
explain it to us- You're welcome.
- lot of vivid imagery. So we had a really hard time picking a Mind
Mover for May because you guys did so much awesome stuff for us.
For instance, Cynthia made a bunch of home-made stickers and stuck them all around Miami!
And Andrea did a cute little *** in us! It's doodle of us. Doodle of us.
Whatever she diddled us. No. And also Hannah made a really intellectual
video, that really made us think. He was... he was eating poop.
So without further ado, this month's Mind Mover is...
Bapadapa! Oh! don't mind if I do!
What is that?! It's egg!
Why do you have egg in a hat? It's my egg hat!
Why would you present it like it was Mind Mover of the Month?
This month's Mind Mover is... Dyvonne Body.
And why? Well, Dyvonne took the time to draw some amazing sketches of us.
That's me! That's me.
And that's me. Whoa, look at that chin! Hey there Jay Leno!
More like Schwarzenegger. Dude, you can't even spell Schwarzenegger.
Uh, yeah I can. S-H-U-T-O-F-F. Shut up.
You know the amazing thing about Dyvonne is that she's such a great cook. Every time I
go over there it's like the best meal of my life. Each time. There's this special ingredient
she puts in... she doesn't want to tell me what it is, but it's there and it makes it
amazing. I mean It gives me the sh*ts like I've never had in my life, it's like elephant
sh*ts on the Discovery Channel, there's just sh*t pouring out of me like a faucet... but
you know what? It's worth it. You know, everyone loves Dyvonne's cooking.
But I'm the one who told her what the special ingredient is. It's garlic! Put garlic on
everything and people will love you. I mean they already have garlic bread, garlic butter,
garlic sauce, they have garlic shoes, garlic deodorant, garlic ***-pads, this chair's
made out of garlic! They have garlic Cheetos- do I have garlic Cheetos- no I don't have
garlic Cheetos. I'm even wearing garlic right now. It's Garlique. And she takes the credit
for everything! Like it's her special ingredient. Me and Dyvonne go way back, I mean like kindergarden
days we were like really tight. But she was not the sharpest tool in the shed. I mean
she was not the top of the lowest or the cream of the crack. So I decided to mess with her
a little bit. I told her that a hat was actually called a frog. Ketchup was actually blood
taken from a cow's ***, so she didn't use ketchup for anything. And uh oh, one of
the funniest things I told her, I said you know those dreams that you have where you
wake up and you have all that crust coming out from your eyes? I said yeah that's garlic,
and you should use that on everything. I mean everything.
So thank you Dyvonne for sending us those cool pictures. We'll be sending you some MMS
Merch. Speaking of MMS Merch, we're proud to announce that we'll be launching an online
merch store, that you can access directly from our YouTube page. So all you Mind Movers
out there can get yourselves some MMS Swag. By the way, have you seen the videos we released
this month? Woop-woop-woop-woop!
They're great! And remember, it's so easy to be Mind Mover
of the Month! All you gotta do is: Share us!
Like us! Give us a tweet.
Or more. Bahding!
Why did you just run off like that? There's like a one-legged *** outside
asking- You punched Brandon in the face, you stomped
on a kitten. For instance, Cynthia went around Miami and
stuck home- aw-sh*t. She stuck home-sh*t!
Home-made sh*t! All over Miami!
F*ck. -on my face and then she said "have this location!"
Huh. Squeezed the air out.
So then she's like give ME the maple ice cream because well I didn't mind getting the sprinkles
all over my face so then she's like have this location!