Cracker Jack Prizes

Hi, I'm Tom Cote and you're watching The Tom Cote Show.... Any of you guys bought a box of cracker jacks lately? The prizes are complete junk! everything's made out of paper... it's all stickers and paper... Well when i was a kid they had good prizes in cracker jacks....I got this car in a Cracker Jack box... See this eyeball? Cracker Jacks! Electric scissors from a cracker jack box! Guess who got a phone from a cracker jack box? Me!! Many people don't know this but what they used to do is they would give away other products in cracker jack boxes like i got these twinkies from a cracker jack box... english tea....this clock....I even got this e-Mac......yup from a cracker jack box..... sometimes we'd get a Beatle record in a cracker jack box....this was a Japanese pressing.....Zinc....I never even knew what my favorite cologne was until i found it in a cracker jack box.... a lava lamp oh a rubber faced monkey for those of you who aren't old enough to remember there was a lot of controversy when they started giving this stuff away.... why did they only give away second place trophies? why on earth did they give away wigs? I got this mug from a cracker jack box... hostess cupcakes but the worst thing i've ever got from a cracker jack box was a pug named Buddy.... I'm not talking to you right now Buddy... so do me a favor guys... in the comments below tell me the worst thing you ever got in a cracker jack box... that's all i got