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Say.... Is that?
RUM!!
Hold on a sec.
Daddy needs his medicine.
Aaaaah!
I'll be right back.
Well, where were we?
Ah yes. Mindless drinking.
You know, I remember being angry for some reason.
Wuhzu?
Bha! Doesn't really matter! Cheers!
Cheers....
This time I came... Prepared.
Weren't we supposed to do a review?
Oh yhea.
You're right.
Did you know?
Captain Morgan Black Spiced rum is made from the finest
carabean black strap rum and spices?
This includes rich clove spice and premium cassia bark.
to carry the taste of cinnamon and clove.
The mix is then finished with a double charred blackened oak.
for a bold, full flavored taste.
This alcool's strong taste is complimented by hints of
warm spice and vanilla. For a smooth finish.
Smoooooth...
...Operator! Smooth operator!
NO SINGING!!!
Ssso many useless facts.
Who wrote all these? Did we get a research team or something?
Why is there a second bottle on the table?
God! This rum is STRONG!
This can't end well...
Whacha talkin' about foo'?
What the *** is that?
Is that captain Morgan's corpse?!
What's he doing in there?!
There's something written next to him.
On august 26th, 1688 Captain Henry Morgan
was laid to rest in port Grill, Jamaica.
There's more...
An earthquake hit, casting the captain's coffin into the churning waters.
Some beleive the captain's spirit lives on, searching for his mortal remains!
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
I don't know. I have the oddest drunken déja vu
vu
vu
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Say...
is that?
What the hell is that?
Captain Morgan what now?
Oh god....
Oh God!!!