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TOM: Hey, what's up?
DAN: What's up?...
DAN: So um... I think I'm going start... ***', uh, ***' drinkin' blood.
TOM: What?
Yeah.
Why?
I just think it's time... For that.
TOM: So let me get this absolutely straight...
Yep?
You're gonna start consuming human blood?
Mm-hmm.
TOM: I see.
Like juice.
On a regular basis?
DAN: Yep.
Most days... I'll probably do it.
Why?
Well, you know that bum that bit me last week?
TOM: Yeah?
He was not OK.
TOM: Haha, he was *** UP!
DAN: He had a lot of problems.
And apparently vampirism was just sort of... In there with them.
Are you going to suck MY blood?
That's a good question! And the answer is...
...What?
Ummm...
Are you?!
Pshh... That... You know.
TOM: Are you going to NOT suck my blood?
Yes.
You ARE going to not?
Yes. Between now and when I suck your blood, there will be moments of me not sucking your blood.
You know, I don't know if I approve of this decision-
DAN: Caahhh!
TOM: Aaah!!
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