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FELICIA DAY: I don't know, dude.
I just want this to end, I could literally play
this game for days.
At the beginning, I hated it.
This is awful.
This is the awful.
Now I'm really into this.
This is actually getting kind of fun, actually.
RYON DAY: [INAUDIBLE]
FELICIA DAY: [INAUDIBLE]
Hi, I'm Cubby.
I'm a dumb [BLEEP].
Hey.
RYON DAY: Hey.
FELICIA DAY: Look at my cubby mug.
RYON DAY: Look at that [BLEEP].
That is a cute face.
FELICIA DAY: I know.
He's pretty above average.
I took him to the beach for the first time.
He moved at above a walk rate.
I actually have some footage.
Check him out, he's like a gazelle.
He's running-- look at that ***.
RYON DAY: Not slow motion.
That's actually the actual running speed.
FELICIA DAY: True story, I took him to the dog wash, and
they labeled his leash "tubby." Oh, by the way, it is
Geek Week here on YouTube.
There's awesome, awesome, awesome stuff celebrating all
things geek every single day.
We're going to have exclusive stuff all week.
So please tune in.
And by the way, I'm Felicia Day--
RYON DAY: Ryon--
FELICIA DAY: Day.
He's my brother.
Or our Mom thought that buying us a PC was better than ever
having a console because work was going to get done.
RYON DAY: So instead, we played PC games instead of
console games.
Now we have to get used to the tiny hands controller.
It's very made for--
FELICIA DAY: Tiny little children's hands.
My hands actually fit around this very well.
To celebrate Geek Week today, Ryon and I are doing something
we've never done before.
We are playing--
a Pokemon game.
RYON DAY: "Pokemon Snap."
FELICIA DAY: We're good snappers.
it's genetic.
True story, I never played Pokemon, too.
RYON DAY: I hardly know what a Pokemon is.
FELICIA DAY: We're going to learn all about the things
that we've never known about, and that's what geekdom is.
RYON DAY: We're going to catch them all.
We're going to catch them all.
I think that's what we're going to do.
FELICIA DAY: Actually, it's the opposite of that.
Geekdom is all about knowing about subjects that you love.
So we're doing the opposite of what we should be
doing for Geek Week.
High five, yes!
RYON DAY: We're going to profess ignorance, yes.
FELICIA DAY: Yes.
RYON DAY: That was really good high five.
FELICIA DAY: I know, it was solid.
I just got the swing.
Swing.
RYON DAY: That was good.
OK, let's play this [BLEEP].
This is like a palette cleanse compared to all the--
FELICIA DAY: Sega games.
RYON DAY: Oh, this is the kid from the cartoon, right?
FELICIA DAY: I don't know, dude.
I don't know anything about Pokemon.
RYON DAY: Yeah, I know nothing about this.
FELICIA DAY: I know that it's about animal enslavery.
And that's why I've never tried it.
RYON DAY: That's true.
It is about mankind's subjugation of nature.
FELICIA DAY: It's basically--
exactly.
It's the video game equivalent of *** fighting.
RYON DAY: It's like *** fighting.
FELICIA DAY: That's what I just said.
You weren't listening to me at all.
RYON DAY: I never do.
I never do.
FELICIA DAY: So we have a show together.
RYON DAY: OK, so that one.
I know that one.
That's Pikachu, I think.
FELICIA DAY: How do you know this?
You collected them all, don't you?
RYON DAY: I?
FELICIA DAY: Why is he chasing it with a tractor.
That's not cool.
RYON DAY: Collect them all?
Is that what you think the tagline is?
FELICIA DAY: Collect them all.
Hey, nice.
RYON DAY: You're seriously going to sit here
and type out ***?
All right.
Anuss.
FELICIA DAY: Anuss It's Anuss.
RYON DAY: It's Anuss.
FELICIA DAY: It's Anuss.
RYON DAY: All right, angry anime guy.
FELICIA DAY: Hello there, Anuss.
RYON DAY: [LAUGH]
I wonder what [BLEEP]
two-year institution gives out Pokemon degrees.
FELICIA DAY: I'll teach you how to take pictures in the
first course.
RYON DAY: No, just syllabus.
Just give us the syllabus and let us go.
FELICIA DAY: Let's go.
Is this--
RYON DAY: Are we collecting them all?
FELICIA DAY: No, is this a two-player game?
Because we shouldn't be playing this unless it's a
two-player game.
RYON DAY: I don't know.
Oh wow.
This is pretty--
FELICIA DAY: Z to aim?
RYON DAY: Z to aim?
Oh, Z, right there.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, [BLEEP].
This is like hunting.
RYON DAY: This is a hunting game.
FELICIA DAY: This is like hunting.
RYON DAY: Try to take a lot of Pokemon pictures.
FELICIA DAY: Dude, is this a two-player game or not?
Is this is two-player game?
RYON DAY: Did you see that two-headed [BLEEP]?
Oh god, that's got to be a Pokemon.
Oh look, there's [BLEEP]
catch him!
Oh god, you're the the worst photographer.
FELICIA DAY: He's the cutest.
RYON DAY: Holy crap.
You're drunk?
FELICIA DAY: It's not easy to turn around in this thing.
RYON DAY: Wow.
Oh, that's better.
FELICIA DAY: Is that a Pokemon?
RYON DAY: That can't be a Pokemon.
That's like a fly.
Although what counts as a Pokemon, really?
FELICIA DAY: I don't know.
Any animal that can fight each other.
RYON DAY: There's someone on YouTube screaming the name of
that one at the screen right now.
FELICIA DAY: They have a tattoo of it.
RYON DAY: Whoa--
FELICIA DAY: What is that?
RYON DAY: Just stick the camera in his
junk, why don't you?
Look at that.
FELICIA DAY: Who's that guy?
Whoa.
What the [BLEEP]
is going on with that guy.
He's sleeping.
RYON DAY: I don't think that I can [INAUDIBLE].
FELICIA DAY: This is never going to end, guys.
Oh, basically it's a countdown.
I've got to take 40 pictures.
RYON DAY: [LAUGH]
There was one.
Oh right, go right.
Wow.
Well, professor, you didn't tell me what a
Pokemon looked like.
So I just took pictures of every [BLEEP]
thing I could.
[INAUDIBLE] check.
FELICIA DAY: 40 pictures.
Hey professor, what's my grade, [BLEEP]?
RYON DAY: Professor, can I take this pass fail?
Wow, now you've got to pick out the cream of the crop.
FELICIA DAY: This is awful.
This is the awful--
RYON DAY: Pick out the cream of the crop.
Really be discerning.
Pidgey?
FELICIA DAY: I choose this.
RYON DAY: I choose you, Pidgey.
FELICIA DAY: OK, to Professor Oak.
RYON DAY: Wait, is Pidgey a Pokemon?
So just a regular pigeon [BLEEP]
bird?
FELICIA DAY: I don't know, dude, I just want this to end.
RYON DAY: Boy, after--
FELICIA DAY: This is not a two-person game.
Who the [BLEEP]
picks this game?
RYON DAY: A while, I have decided to--
FELICIA DAY: Doo doo.
Z get--
dude, we've got to get out of here.
It's a Professor Oak.
RYON DAY: Oh god, look, just--
FELICIA DAY: I hate this.
RYON DAY: Send him an email.
Tell him you're sick.
Ask for an extension.
It's fine.
Butterfree.
FELICIA DAY: Butterfree.
19 pictures.
RYON DAY: So wait.
FELICIA DAY: OK, we have to get one of each [BLEEP].
OK.
RYON DAY: All right.
FELICIA DAY: Every single one.
RYON DAY: That's-- so he was a Pokemon.
FELICIA DAY: OK, good, see?
RYON DAY: Is that the singular?
Pokeman?
FELICIA DAY: Pokeme?
RYON DAY: Pokemae would be the plural, right?
FELICIA DAY: I don't know, just keep going.
RYON DAY: All right, we're going to show Butterfree.
Look, you might not care about your academic career at
Pokemon University.
But as for me, I know that if I'm going to get a job with
this degree, I better have a [BLEEP]
4.0.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, there's one.
That one's usable because--
RYON DAY: Lapras.
FELICIA DAY: Oh god, I'm so bad at photographing.
RYON DAY: All right.
OK.
FELICIA DAY: Pidgey?
RYON DAY: Nice.
FELICIA DAY: You are so into this.
RYON DAY: How's the size?
Professor Oak!
Are you offering me a better grade?
FELICIA DAY: You're ruining so many people's childhood
memories right now.
RYON DAY: How's the size?
For real, professor?
FELICIA DAY: Pikachu.
Let me see.
This is Pikachu.
RYON DAY: Look at that perfect rule of thirds composition.
Right there.
FELICIA DAY: I did, it was artistic.
It was artistic.
Just-- can you scroll forward?
How is the--
why does he keep asking that?
How is the size?
RYON DAY: We've got to go to the dean or something.
FELICIA DAY: This is so weird.
Can I just say that right now?
This is weird.
RYON DAY: Wow.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, he doesn't like an artistic framing?
RYON DAY: He doesn't like the rule of thirds.
He wants, like, the most inspid possible framing.
FELICIA DAY: That's horrible.
I know.
That's artistic.
Who picked this game?
RYON DAY: This is the best--
so far, I'm getting into the zone on this.
FELICIA DAY: I can tell you are getting into the zone, and
it's frightening.
Butterfree
RYON DAY: Butterfree.
How's the size?
FELICIA DAY: Can we please get through this section?
RYON DAY: Oh, god, how's the--
whoa, we have to do this for every single one of the shots.
FELICIA DAY: Wait, Anuss, let's return to the lab.
RYON DAY: Now, was that grade on a curve?
Or what is this?
59,060?
FELICIA DAY: It's probably out of 100,000 points.
OK, whoa, he does not look happy.
He does not look happy.
RYON DAY: I saw the pictures taken by Anuss.
FELICIA DAY: I mean, the whole segment is made by--
RYON DAY: OK, I'll help you out once
you have more Pokemons.
All right.
FELICIA DAY: Is this literally the game, is we take pictures?
RYON DAY: All right, we have to look at the report.
Let's look at the report.
What have we got?
FELICIA DAY: I don't want to look at the report.
RYON DAY: What have we got?
Come on.
Look, if this is going to be our career, we have to [BLEEP]
publish or perish.
FELICIA DAY: Can we please get out here?
What was the best shot?
RYON DAY: That was pretty good.
FELICIA DAY: I mean, I guess.
Pidgey is, like, center frame.
He loves that center frame.
RYON DAY: Yeah, see look.
The professor is repeating himself over and over.
And we have to politely nod.
Like, this is a really good college simulator.
I'm going to take some [BLEEP]
photos here.
All right, how do I do this?
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
FELICIA DAY: Z and A. Z and A.
RYON DAY: Boom.
Boom.
FELICIA DAY: No, no, you're wasting.
Is that.
You don't want to eat every pigeon.
You don't eat every pigeon.
I'm going to take real photos.
RYON DAY: Oh, give me sexy.
Turn around-- show me that ***.
That's, just like that.
Just like that.
Oh, try Poke.
Give me sexy.
FELICIA DAY: This is weird.
RYON DAY: Oh, give me sexy.
Come on.
Come on, Butterfly.
FELICIA DAY: Dude, this is so disgusting.
RYON DAY: Gimme sexy.
Gimme sexy.
FELICIA DAY: I'm going to make this a multi player game.
I don't care what we do.
RYON DAY: All right, come on.
FELICIA DAY: Come on, frame it up.
Frame it up.
Give me a Pokemon.
Give me a Pokemon.
RYON DAY: Oh wow, that's a scary [BLEEP].
FELICIA DAY: I don't know what that one is.
Oh, oh, oh.
RYON DAY: Come on.
Oh, what up?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
FELICIA DAY: No, I didn't see it.
I was busy.
Why is this happening right now?
This is the most surreal--
RYON DAY: Oh, what are you?
Hi, buddy.
Oh, wow.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, what was that?
I got it, but it was blurry.
[BLEEP]
Now I'm really into this.
This is actually getting kind of fun, actually.
Show me your face.
RYON DAY: Show me that [INAUDIBLE].
That's right.
See now look--
my academic career is off to a great start.
All right, 25 pictures.
FELICIA DAY: I took 40.
RYON DAY: Oh look at this, sly dog.
FELICIA DAY: Dude, that's a high score.
That's a super high score.
RYON DAY: He's looking a little bit naughty.
Innocent but naughty?
FELICIA DAY: Yeah.
RYON DAY: Yeah, all right.
Oh--
FELICIA DAY: Look at that.
Look at his wide open mouth.
RYON DAY: Yeah, look at that.
Hmm.
FELICIA DAY: Hmm.
RYON DAY: Hmm.
FELICIA DAY: Hmm.
RYON DAY: I liked the other one better.
FELICIA DAY: What is that?
That's just a moving piece of [BLEEP].
RYON DAY: That's good.
Moving piece of [BLEEP].
FELICIA DAY: I don't know.
RYON DAY: All right, Professor Oak.
FELICIA DAY: Oh baby.
RYON DAY: I did--
FELICIA DAY: Look at him.
He's watching you.
RYON DAY: Oh, that's creepy.
FELICIA DAY: Posing.
RYON DAY: All right.
RYON DAY: Right.
That's right, see?
FELICIA DAY: That post was excellent.
How's technique?
Right in the midde of the frame.
That's what we likes.
RYON DAY: Doubled score.
Wow.
FELICIA DAY: He loves to marginalize you and basically
take pictures by numbers.
How's the size, Anuss?
How's your doo-doo's size, Anuss?
RYON DAY: What?
FELICIA DAY: Wow, it's not very good.
It disappoints Pokemon to be photographed from behind.
RYON DAY: I think that depends on the Pokemon.
OK.
FELICIA DAY: OK, look how good.
How could you be better than that?
RYON DAY: But it's an *** shot.
And Pokemon are apparently very, very--
FELICIA DAY: Don't like to be photographed from behind.
RYON DAY: Yes, 10 points?
FELICIA DAY: Not very good.
What the [BLEEP].
RYON DAY: Wow, that must have been--
I was practically up [INAUDIBLE] if
it's only 10 points.
FELICIA DAY: Kangaskhan.
RYON DAY: Kangaskhan.
FELICIA DAY: Kangaskhan.
RYON DAY: What is with these names?
FELICIA DAY: I don't know, man.
I don't know at this point.
I like doo-doo.
RYON DAY: Doo-doo, yeah.
All right, tunnel.
FELICIA DAY: No, it's my turn.
I want to take pictures.
RYON DAY: All right, second semester.
You're hitting a stride.
FELICIA DAY: All right, I'm totally.
Ryon?
RYON DAY: Get it, there's one.
Holy [BLEEP].
What is wrong with you?
Wow.
Did you really?
Wow.
All right.
FELICIA DAY: Where is he?
RYON DAY: Wow, he's right there.
Are you drunk?
FELICIA DAY: I don't like you guys from behind.
Get over here.
Turn around.
OK, right in the middle of the frame, right?
Whoa?
RYON DAY: Whoa, what happened?
FELICIA DAY: Did we see see a ***?
RYON DAY: He died.
You saw a ***.
That's going to get double marks.
This is where the game takes a dark turn.
Are we catching them all?
Oh look, there it is.
Look, that's different.
Oh, we was in a different form.
Did you see that?
FELICIA DAY: Yeah, when you press the Z.
RYON DAY: Take it now!
FELICIA DAY: I [BLEEP]
one.
It was great.
I need more variety.
The professor doesn't like [BLEEP]
repetitive [BLEEP].
Oh no, that's it.
Oh, [BLEEP].
RYON DAY: All right Jack's, job well done.
FELICIA DAY: Cubby.
I know that we're playing with other animals.
RYON DAY: Whoa, look at that?
FELICIA DAY: What are you doing here?
Get out?
[INAUDIBLE]
Look at that.
I love you.
RYON DAY: Whoa, the ***.
FELICIA DAY: You're pretty.
You're pretty.
Whoa, what?
RYON DAY: I saw a ***.
I witnessed a ***.
FELICIA DAY: I did not see it.
I cannot support your testimony.
RYON DAY: I witnessed a ***.
FELICIA DAY: Cubby, do you want a picture of you?
Professor Oak would call you a 10.
You'd get thousands.
All right, bye.
RYON DAY: All right, what have we got here?
FELICIA DAY: Just [BLEEP]
hurry it up.
We've got to move on.
RYON DAY: All right, let's do that one.
FELICIA DAY: You do the tunnel.
RYON DAY: Let's go to the long dark tunnel.
FELICIA DAY: Make anybody turn around for you.
RYON DAY: Turn around!
FELICIA DAY: No, come on.
RYON DAY: Oh, ***.
FELICIA DAY: I don't understand
the physics of that.
What the [BLEEP]?
No, get the--
that is not suggestive.
It looks like a corn dog going through a corn hole.
RYON DAY: What?
FELICIA DAY: All right, you're out [BLEEP].
You're out of it.
Maybe the Professor will edify us.
That's a word.
RYON DAY: No.
FELICIA DAY: No.
RYON DAY: Oh, look at that.
FELICIA DAY: That one.
RYON DAY: Wow.
FELICIA DAY: That might be the best picture you ever took.
RYON DAY: Wow, that's awesome.
All right, what do we got?
FELICIA DAY: Electrode.
RYON DAY: How's the size?
That's like 90% of the frame.
He'd better.
FELICIA DAY: All right, he loves it large.
He loves it large.
RYON DAY: OK, oh man, that--
FELICIA DAY: Dude, this might be your
highest score right now.
RYON DAY: Oh, there's even more.
FELICIA DAY: It's so-so?
That was the most--
RYON DAY: All right, OK, good.
We're good.
FELICIA DAY: No, I don't know what you're
talking about, dude.
That was the best picture of a Pokemon I'd ever seen.
RYON DAY: Yeah, look at that.
There's a lot stuff going on in this frame.
FELICIA DAY: There's a lot of stuff going on.
RYON DAY: Naughty.
Naughty.
FELICIA DAY: So-so.
How's the pose.
It's trying to go underground.
OK, [INAUDIBLE].
Why is that a bonus that it's trying to go underground?
I could literally play this game for days.
At the beginning, I hated it.
OK.
RYON DAY: Oh, off to a good start.
Yeah, off to a good start.
Doing better than me.
Oh, three of them.
Five of them.
Oh, OK.
Oh, he'll love that.
FELICIA DAY: He'll love it.
RYON DAY: Oh, that is creepy.
FELICIA DAY: What do I want?
I want a better Pikachu picture?
RYON DAY: Than me?
Not possible.
FELICIA DAY: I don't think you can get it.
RYON DAY: Get it.
Oh, wow nicely done.
FELICIA DAY: There's got to be something over here.
I mean, this is the most sparsely populated
course I've ever seen.
Right?
RYON DAY: Of all the courses.
All two you've ever seen.
FELICIA DAY: All two courses.
And these electrodes--
why are they not?
All right, whatever [BLEEP].
OK.
Now this one.
RYON DAY: That's actually a really good.
FELICIA DAY: This one right here.
Yes, we're going to go over the top with--
Look at this.
You couldn't get better.
You could not get better.
He could use that as a head shot for Hollywood.
How's the technique?
Right in the middle of the frame.
RYON DAY: That's hardly what I would call right in the
middle-- wow, professor's going senile.
FELICIA DAY: Much better than the last one.
RYON DAY: Oh well.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah, I just [INAUDIBLE].
RYON DAY: That's probably the best.
FELICIA DAY: I wonder which one looks better.
RYON DAY: I got action shot.
Yours is just standing there.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah, because--
RYON DAY: I'm not saying that yours was terrible.
But--
FELICIA DAY: It's still photography.
Action is better.
How's the size?
1,000 points.
How is the pose?
900 points.
It's very nice.
How's the technique?
900 points better.
Much, much better.
This has become the best co-op game of all time.
Look at this ***.
[BLEEP]
You're [BLEEP]
blind over here.
You take the pictures at good pace.
Make your work easier.
RYON DAY: Oh, wow, what do you get?
FELICIA DAY: Taking Pokemon pictures.
Would you like to be closer with Pokemon?
RYON DAY: Oh, what kind of photos do you want me to take?
FELICIA DAY: OK, so then they could [BLEEP]
turn around.
RYON DAY: All right.
Just lure them in.
Would you like some candy, Mr. Pokemon?
FELICIA DAY: Feed the wild animals.
This is a good thing to teach children.
RYON DAY: I'm going to throw some apples at some [BLEEP].
See what happens.
[BLEEP]
FELICIA DAY: Don't waste your apples.
Oh, it's it for the apples.
Waste your apples.
RYON DAY: Infinite apples.
FELICIA DAY: Get him up.
RYON DAY: Wake up, fatty.
FELICIA DAY: Wake up.
What the [BLEEP]
are you doing, sleeping with this free food here.
What?
The apples aren't doing anything.
It's like they're inanimate objects.
How is this better?
How is this better?
RYON DAY: Wow, I don't understand what this is
supposed to be doing.
FELICIA DAY: They're not eating any of the apples.
RYON DAY: I'm going to see if I can [INAUDIBLE].
He moved.
FELICIA DAY: Wow, you got one.
Take a picture.
Take a picture [INAUDIBLE]
get with it.
RYON DAY: Hey, [BLEEP].
Turn around.
There we go.
FELICIA DAY: Take a picture.
Take a picture.
Take a picture.
RYON DAY: Whoa, the little baby one, too.
Get out of the air.
Get out of the air.
FELICIA DAY: You're making these animals so unhappy.
You are littering their whole world wiht apples, which they
clearly don't like.
What's going on with this game?
Oh there, get the fish.
Get the fish.
Mother [BLEEP].
I'm sweating.
RYON DAY: Let's do this.
I know.
This is [BLEEP]
exciting.
[BLEEP]
OK, I'm really not happy with anything I took.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, there you go.
RYON DAY: That's like [INAUDIBLE]
Kmart.
FELICIA DAY: Right there.
Literally, I want the backdrop.
RYON DAY: You can see the waterfall background.
That's all I need.
FELICIA DAY: No, I got you.
RYON DAY: All right, what have we got, Prof?
Oh, that is the best photo of a Pokemon
that's ever been taken.
FELICIA DAY: No, he's literally like--
RYON DAY: What have we got?
He'd better love it.
FELICIA DAY: He's balls-wide, it's all great.
RYON DAY: This angry shot is pretty cool.
FELICIA DAY: You got style points.
Finally, style points.
RYON DAY: Wow, that is almost a perfect Pokemon.
FELICIA DAY: All right, awesome so--
RYON DAY: There was a hidden path?
FELICIA DAY: In the tunnel.
In the tunnel.
OK, get in the tunnel.
OK, oh be ready.
He doesn't like it.
Oh god, he killed him.
You [BLEEP]
killed him.
All right.
Turn around.
You're going to miss something.
RYON DAY: [INAUDIBLE]
FELICIA DAY: Whoa, take a picture.
OK, crack that egg.
Crack the egg.
RYON DAY: He's eating.
It's cute.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, finally somebody [BLEEP]
something.
Where is the secret entrance?
Oh.
Whoa, that was good.
That's going to top.
RYON DAY: That's going to be-- yeah, professor's going to
[BLEEP]
over that one.
[INAUDIBLE]
FELICIA DAY: They don't like eating.
Oh, look, that's a good one, though.
RYON DAY: That's good.
That's angry.
FELICIA DAY: Oh god, good one.
You just owned it.
Whoa, what's that?
What's over there?
You just turned the TV on?
He's really entertained right now.
Try that one.
Try that one.
RYON DAY: All right, I'm going to entertain both of them.
Whoa.
Whoa.
RYON DAY: Boom.
FELICIA DAY: Head shot.
RYON DAY: Whoa, that was something special.
FELICIA DAY: We just accomplished something.
RYON DAY: Wow, I just killed something.
That was cool.
FELICIA DAY: That was a look of first kill.
RYON DAY: And Jack was never the same after that.
After his first taste of ***.
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
FELICIA DAY: That was good.
Kanuka is [BLEEP]
tight.
RYON DAY: A little still life with Apple.
It's good.
Oh, look at that.
FELICIA DAY: Adorable.
RYON DAY: That is some nom-noms right there.
FELICIA DAY: No, I think that's way cuter.
You've got to take that one.
RYON DAY: Uh, sure.
FELICIA DAY: Come on, we have another course.
Let's wrap this up.
I'm just sweating.
I'm sweating.
RYON DAY: All right, back to the prof.
FELICIA DAY: Back to the prof.
RYON DAY: All right.
FELICIA DAY: Kanuka, that one.
RYON DAY: That's a great.
FELICIA DAY: Amazing.
Come on, Pikachu.
RYON DAY: See, look at that.
FELICIA DAY: I mean, I would pick that one.
FELICIA DAY: Better.
RYON DAY: Just barely.
FELICIA DAY: Barely.
Yeah.
RYON DAY: Wow, he really has the eye of a [BLEEP]
philistine, doesn't he?
FELICIA DAY: Compromise your artistry.
Just go.
Compromise.
RYON DAY: No, can't do it.
One more.
FELICIA DAY: My turn.
No, no, I get to to do it.
RYON DAY: Yeah, yeah, god, me, me, me.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, I've just been watching you play for
like 45 minutes now.
RYON DAY: Well, that's not the point.
FELICIA DAY: Whoa, volcano.
RYON DAY: Sending a student into harm's way.
FELICIA DAY: Let's do it.
RYON DAY: Is this is institution even accredited?
Or is this like DeVry?
FELICIA DAY: It's like DeVry.
It's a kind of online--
it's a trade school.
It's a trade school.
There's nothing wrong with that.
RYON DAY: Oh, get it.
Get it!
FELICIA DAY: I got it.
RYON DAY: Throw apples at it, too.
Throw some apples.
The horses like apples.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, they do they.
They [BLEEP]
love it.
RYON DAY: What are you doing?
FELICIA DAY: I'm trying to get this one.
RYON DAY: Oh, doubling it up.
Oh, horse on horse action.
FELICIA DAY: Come on.
[BLEEP]
turn around, you dicks.
Oh, Jesus.
RYON DAY: You have the eye of Helen Keller.
Get it, get it, egg it.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
FELICIA DAY: What just happened?
Wow!
RYON DAY: Get it, get it, get it.
FELICIA DAY: It's like Ronald McDonald just
went on an acid trip..
Oh, look at that guy.
RYON DAY: Oh dude.
That was pro.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah.
RYON DAY: That was a good picture.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, you're out of film.
All right, so I've got to mark this up.
I have to say, that one is pretty good.
OK.
Look at that.
RYON DAY: Oh, there we go.
FELICIA DAY: Look at that.
Look at this.
Front and center, boom.
And you [BLEEP]
try to best me.
You do it.
There was a lot of [BLEEP]
going on there.
Right, boom, out of the thing, there's a horse in my face.
So-so, you--
RYON DAY: It's just I don't care about your *** photos.
FELICIA DAY: What are you're talking?
You know what, you talk really big, but be ready.
All right, you are doing good.
I mean, you have a steady hand.
Oh, get the guy.
Oh nice, technique.
OK, be ready.
Be ready.
I'm just going to give the warnings.
That's cool.
He just got born out of fire.
He's not going to turn around for apples.
RYON DAY: Oh, wow.
There you go.
FELICIA DAY: Oh god, OK, fine, fine, you're going to beat me.
RYON DAY: That's good.
That was good.
FELICIA DAY: I hate you.
RYON DAY: I return in triumph.
It's OK.
FELICIA DAY: I hate him.
RYON DAY: This isn't even a multiplayer
game, you sick [BLEEP].
FELICIA DAY: Oh yeah.
RYON DAY: Look at that profile photo.
Is that good?
FELICIA DAY: He loves profile.
Use that one.
Use that one.
RYON DAY: Oh that's even better.
That's better too.
FELICIA DAY: It's not better.
I can't decide which one of my better photos to show.
Wow.
Emerging from the lava?
And another Pokemon?
FELICIA DAY: No, he doesn't like multi-Pokemons.
Get your [BLEEP]
together.
Have you not been paying attention to any?
RYON DAY: How about that?
FELICIA DAY: That's pretty good.
RYON DAY: I think I feel pretty good about this.
FELICIA DAY: All right, you are better.
You had the benefit of going through the
course watching me.
RapidAsh's picture--
RYON DAY: Oh that's pretty close.
FELICIA DAY: All right, let's see, how is the size?
RYON DAY: Oh, I think I'm good.
I like the size.
How's the pose?
Oh, it's neighing.
FELICIA DAY: You got a bonus for neighing?
That's bull [BLEEP].
RYON DAY: I say, yay, not nay, to that.
How's the technique.
Wow.
FELICIA DAY: Double the score?
RYON DAY: I would have to say, I firmly want--
wow, the Vulpixes.
The Vulpae.
FELICIA DAY: I hate you.
RYON DAY: Wow look at that.
Look at your little tiny photo.
It looks like you took it with the iPhone there, and I got
the big camera.
Oh, wow, OK, that's good.
OK.
Wow.
FELICIA DAY: It looks happy.
RYON DAY: Just rocking.
It does look happy.
FELICIA DAY: Happy bonus.
Was that after you hit it with an apple.
RYON DAY: Wow, look at that.
Wait, I just want to call your attention to the--
FELICIA DAY: You got a--
RYON DAY: Mine is worth about 15 times more than yours.
I just want to call your attention to that.
Wow, mine just keeps coming.
FELICIA DAY: Why does he need extra practice-- just because
you're existing?
RYON DAY: This is good.
Size does matter.
Size does matter.
Oh, wow.
FELICIA DAY: How's the technique?
Right in the midde of the frame.
RYON DAY: Oh, wow.
Good stuff.
FELICIA DAY: You awful person.
You are awful.
RYON DAY: Good stuff.
FELICIA DAY: All right, Charmander.
Last one.
RYON DAY: Oh, mine was only a bit better than yours.
Oh twice as good, actually.
Twice as good.
FELICIA DAY: It's twice.
RYON DAY: Oh wow.
FELICIA DAY: I mean, why if it looks happy,
does he get a bonus.
Why not sorrow?
RYON DAY: I don't know, but look at that.
FELICIA DAY: Why can't you sell, like, sorrow.
Oh, finally, pose, 50.
It disappoints the Pokemon to be photographed from the back.
RYON DAY: Oh, you know, even a blind pig finds a truffle.
It's fine.
It's fine.
FELICIA DAY: I suppose.
Oh, mine's better.
Look at that ***.
Eat it.
You can stick that [BLEEP]
thing up your ***.
Well, we could go on, but I say the journey of acceptance
with this game--
RYON DAY: Self-acceptance of just knowing your
place in the world.
FELICIA DAY: Being educating yourself.
RYON DAY: The natural order of things.
FELICIA DAY: Turning a single player game into a competitive
co-optitude game.
RYON DAY: This is good.
What lessons did I learn from this game?
I learned that it's OK to exploit mother nature for your
own selfish ends, and animal torture and cruelty isn't so
bad, after all.
FELICIA DAY: I learned that you probably don't want to go
to college on an island in the middle of nowhere with only
one student and one professor, it seems illegitimate.
And that, pretty much, size matters.
RYON DAY: Size does matter.
Bye!
FELICIA DAY: Can you name me the Pokemon after that
experience?
RYON DAY: Oh, Pikachu, that's one.
FELICIA DAY: Pikachu, but you knew that one before.
It was nice.
I mean, I you see them in the wild.
And you see that, hey, nature isn't pretty.
RYON DAY: No.
FELICIA DAY: It's not all cute.
RYON DAY: Pokemon feed on Pokemon.
It's the circle of life.
FELICIA DAY: So I guess that would be one thing that I
learned about Pokemon.
It's a harsh world.
But when you're basically--
RYON DAY: It's not like a Disney movie.
It's like--
Pokemon gotta eat.
And Pokemon eat other Pokemon.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah, that's it.
My favorite one was--
I liked the idea that I could put the egg into the lava, and
something came out.
That Pokemon's name was--
RYON DAY: Magma Pegasus.
FELICIA DAY: It was FlammaMagma.
RYON DAY: FlammaMagma.
FELICIA DAY: Flammagma.
It was.
RYON DAY: Size does matter.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah.
RYON DAY: Bye.