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Kent Hill Man of Action on Xiamen China's Entertainment news Talk-Show
One, two, three go
Welcome to Entertainment Fight the Night!
Today we have a special guest joining us from America
We're speaking in the Minan dialect so he doesn't really know what we're saying
Because he only knows the Mandarin Language we can get him to dance ridiculously
Okay, will you do a solo of the dance we just taught you?
Okay Teacher Cai, let's get the music
Wow, that was pretty good for only the second and third time ever doing that dance
Female: But that was pretty good right
Male: yeah Pretty good. Has the feeling of Disco Dance
Now this special guest is from America
In Minan Dialect: What's your name?
Female: Oh no, you can speak the Minan Dialect?
Okay, Let's welcome He Kai!
Kent: Oh, thank you everyone
So He Kai, let me ask you, how long have you lived here in Xiamen?
I've lived in Xiamen for 4 and 1/2 years
Male: Wow, in only 4 and 1/2 years your Chinese can be so Good
Female: Yeah you can speak Mandarin and the Minan Dialect
Female: You know how to speak Minan dialect?
Kent in Minan: I don't know
You faker.....Now we're going to ask about his history
and find out if he's every had a Chinese girlfriend
Male: Girlfriend
Female: Have you ever had a Chinese girlfriend?
I used to have a Taiwanese girlfriend
Kent: Yes, from Taiwan, Tapei
Female: And how about now?
Kent: We've already broken up
Female: you blew her away?
Kent: You could say that
Female: Can I ask some more specific questions about this?
Kent: I might not answer but you can ask anything you want
Female: Ayo, you really talk like a celebrity
Okay now we'll plan our next question while speaking the Minan Dialect
We'll try to find out some juicy details of the breakup
So, how long have you been broken up?
Kent: 8 months
Female: 8 months? Are you really sad?
Kent: mmm
Male host: Is it true that this was the time you had your first experience....
Female: Oh! Hey that's too spicy for this show!
This is a family venue with kids watching
So was it because of her that you came to Xiamen?
Or did you just like Xiamen yourself?
No, I just really liked Xiamen
Female: So it wasn't because of her that you came here?
What brought you here then?
Kent: Because my dad used to live here in Xiamen
Male: Oh your dad used to live here? Doing what? Doing business
No he was teaching here at Xiamen University
Female: Oh! Wow!
Oh, your dad was teaching English at the University and now your teaching Chinese there
Kent: Right, but three years ago he left
or 3 and 1/2 years ago. So I've lived here alone for 3 1/2 years
Female: So he went back to America?
Kent: No he went to Macau
Female: Why didn't you go with him?
Why? Having independent life seemed a better choice
Male: Foreigners are more interested in independance than family
So you are living by yourself now?
Kent: Living by myself, that's right
Female: Have you considered getting another Chinese girlfriend?
Who Knows? If destiny calls for it I'd be open to it
Female: (imiting Kent's movements in a mocking way) Who Knows?
Let's cut to the Chase. You aren't allowed on this show unless you have some talent
Male: Yes, you can't come onto our show unless you can perform something special
So we're going to start with his performances.
So what's the first thing you want to show us?
Kent: First I'm going to sing a Chinese song
Okay, what song are you going to sing?
do you know it?
Male: The artist is Guang Liang
In Minan: Now we're going to feel what it was really like the first time
Female: Oh, so we're going to see how He Kai's first time was
Male: Taiwan, Taipei
Song: The first time that I...
Said that I loved you
It was hard to breathe
and my heart beat so fast
And the first time that you
Put your head on my chest
For 24 hours we didn't separate
That was the first time that
I knew. ...
of life's meaning
Kent: Thank you thank you
Female: Hey you sing with such feeling
So touching
What were you thinking about?Or were you just acting emotional?
Did you think about any past experiences or something?
Kent: Yeah, I was thinking about in America I used to have a Dog...
Now she's dead!
Female: Hey, you have no conscience!
Singing with such emotion thinking about a dog
Female host asks appropriately: So, you really like to raise dogs?
In Xiamen it's more....difficult
Kent: Yeah, it's not the best environment for a dog
Female really asks this question at this time: So besides dogs, what other animals do you like to raise?
Male: Hey, Yalan. He told me that he's been watchin your show a long time
Female: Oh really?
Kent: Yes, it's true
You really like Entertainment fight the night?
(Kent recites the Show's slogan)
Is that right?
Female: Yes that's right
So why did you watch my show?
Kent: Because my exgirlfriend was Taiwanese
You're from Taiwan too and she wanted to hear the Minan dialect
Female: Oh, so you watched with her?
Okay, may I modestly ask you about my show hosting skills?
Kent: You're a really good host!
And there's one more thing you told me before the show....
Kent: Oh, oh, yeah. You're much more beautiful in real life than on Camera
Male: (with strange facial expression) She's more beautiful in person than on camera!!!
Kent: It's the truth, don't trip
Female: Thank you,
but I'm still going to have to ask you to perform again
You brought those six oranges for what?
Male: Oh! Yalanjie, that's not yet!
He Kai also knows how to sing a verse from one of your songs!
Female: Uh, Is it true?
Kent: If it wasn't true why would I say it?
Female: Ok then, sing a few sentences from it then!
Li *** wen ji li lang
mang mang ese ..........
.....***
(promoting her oldschool music)
Kent: Stop singing, I can't take it
Hey, wait, you know I'm out of my range, this is in a man's key
But wow, you really can sing it.
You're so good
Male: Hey Yalan, he can sing another song in the Minan dialect!
Kent: Ji jia gu
Kent: I'm right, that's right
ji jia gu... be buei
go qin kou
Kent: That's right!
Go qin kou be buei ji jia gu
Female: Foreigners are really free to act and speak as they want
(Imitating Kent) Ji jia gu... that's right
be bui....That's right
you were just letting everyone know that you remembered the words right?
Female: Pretty good
Ok, how about we both be hosts together?!!
Kent: Ok, let's be hosts! (watch.. kent's gonna bust a move)
Yes, okay at this time we can bring out the final performance.
So outside of his ability to speak Chinese he also has other talents
There are six oranges back here!
It's going to be fresh fruit fire juggling!
Kent: First let me introduce you to my three closest friends
Those other ones are my friends too but not as important as these
Female (in the Minan dialect, so I couldn't understand):
Take note.. Foreigners are very strange. They believe oranges can be their good friends
But it's not such a bad idea if you think about it
You know... Just think about it
Both hosts: Woo hoo! Woo hoo!
Female: Oh no, you let your good friends fall and hurt themselves
Kent: No they're fine
Female: Throw me one.....
give me another one...
one more! Throw it!
Male: Dangerous activities, Children don't do this at home
Ok, thanks He Kai for coming today and showing us your Entertaing stuff
Male: Happy Fun Time
Female: I still have a lot of questions that I want to ask He Kai, but we're running out of time
But if you liked him today send us an SMS and let us know what you think
Here's the number. Also I hear that Kent loves to dance
Male: It's called He Kai dance
Kent: It's really difficult... There's no way you could copy my dance moves
Kent: Hey that's about right! Wow, I never imagined you could copy my moves
Female: Come on, what kind of music do you want? Rap or what?
Female: This music okay? or do you want RAP?
This is about right.... Can we change it?
Female: Can we change it, no that's impossible.
Note: Kent didn't realize the show was ending.......