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Hilarious Blind Date Hookup Stories
15. I turned up for a blind date and she started screaming at me because I never mentioned
I was black and she couldn't date black men
14. The day after I had an OK date with a guy I got a call off an unknown number, it
was his mom asking how I thought it went
13. I was in a date's car and legit thought he was going to *** me. I started pulling
out some of my hair and dropping it so there would be DNA evidence if he did
12. I was at dinner with a guy and showed him a pic of my cute dog. He got his phone
and showed me a pic of his...***.
11. One guy I went out with insisted he was to pay for dinner and the movie. At the end
of the night he said I now owed him sex in his car because he paid for it all
10. I was taken on a shopping trip with girl, in the rain, so she could get new clothes....for
a date she had the next day
9. One date I had started off really well until we were telling secrets and he said
he dreamed of killing his ex-room mate
8. I was a couple inches taller than my date in my heels, he was furious and demanded I
took them off. When I refused, he stormed off.
7. I picked up a nice girl for a movie trip, halfway there she demanded i pulled over.
When I died, she started to poop right there with explosive diarrhea.
6. At the end of a below average date, I went up to my apartment and noticed the girl in
her car stay in my parking lot....for 2 hours. I nearly called the cops
5. One woman I met up with kept picking her scabs and leaving them in a neat little pile
on the table
4. I went to a bar with this weird girl who kept chewing matchsticks, she'd then light
them before putting them out on her tongue and eating them
3. One guy was around 30lbs heavier than his online profile claimed, kept telling me I
reminded him so much of his mom. I never saw him again
2. One girl said if I paid for food, she'd pay for a movie. I picked a nice tapas place,
she took us to see Schindlers List and cried the whole way through. What a downer
1. My blind date asked if she could bring her friend along. I said yes. Turns out it
was her ex-boyfriend but "they weren't seeing each other anymore"
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