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Sup, guys, and welcome back to Minecraft Survival. When we left off, we dug in to, um, survive,
and, uh, while I was off-camera, I went ahead and made a furnace and cooked ***, made some
armor--some basic armor from the leather, and, um... Yeah, I'm sure you can see what
all's happened here. And, let's go ahead and see what else we can find here. Oh, god, not
a creeper right off the *** bat. No. Please, no. Please, no. Please. Please, no. Please.
Please, okay. I'll take the gunpowder, though. That'll be helpful down the road--one piece
of gunpowder. Although it is a renewable s--renewable, um, resource, 'cause we can make a dark room
at some point. I really do not feel comfortable having less than half a stack of wood. So,
let's get as much wood and saplings and maybe some apples while we're here. God damn it.
Not another one. Really? Really? Really? Thank you. Thank you, creeper. (sighs) Just, right
off the bat with the creepers. I swear. Sometimes this game's just so damn stupid. And, just
so you know, yes, I have it on easy mode. I'm a *** like that. Deal with it.
Okay. Uh, last one, okay. Let's see if we got any--yes, we got an apple. Okay. Did it
disappear?
Oh, it's stuck on a leaf. (sighs) Okay, so we got--I thought we had two apples, but it
was just the same apple, and it was glitching. That's fantastic. Okay.
Alright, so now, we have, like, not enough wood, but I will say it's enough wood so that
we can move on and try to do something more interesting. Let's just kill a couple more--oh,
my god, so many cows. Um, yeah, I'm gonna be a little bit greedy here, because we--we
are gonna need some more armor and food, so I'm just gonna kill, like, I don't know, a
large portion of these cows because food is good, and so is armor.
Alright, come on, cows. Time to die. Your time has come. I am your Grim Reaper. Enjoy
your afterlife, hopefully. Hopefully it's not burning grimstone, like the Nether. Did
I just say "grimstone?" I meant brimstone, I'm sorry. Okay. Alright, let's see where
the hell we can build a base. Um. I'm not seeing a whole lot here outside of snow.
Let's check this cave really quick. See if there's anything in here interesting. 'Kay,
we have ice, and we have rocks and more rocks and water. So, I'd say there's nothing worth
getting in there. Um.
Well, we have trees now, but I really don't think this is--what's up with this cliff face
right here? This is--this is exceptionally weird for a world that's just been generated
from scratch. Okay. Oh, hi, sheep, I am not digging this location. I don't know what you
guys think, but I am not digging it.
More sheep. Yes, bah, bah. Okay. Um. Yeah, I'm seeing a whole lot of meh in this landscape.
Actually... actually... this might not be a very bad spot. Nah. Let's find someplace
better. It's gotta be someplace more scenic than this. Unless this is a terrible seed,
in which case, we've kind of *** ourselves over to begin with, so... Uh... I'm still
not... no. Not quite good enough in my opinion. Let's see what we got over... over here. Got
a lot of stone exposed on the surface. Cats! It is--Cats! Excuse me for one second. I am
very sorry about that. (sighs) ***. Okay, I will just try to mentally remember that
we need to stop when we need to stop. Hopefully I will remember and not go over time. But,
um. I do not want to make too long--videos that are too damn long if I can avoid it.
You know what, since I'm not seeing anything that I really particularly like, how do you
guys feel about going spelunking?
Because I think that's what we're gonna do next. And, lag spike. Okay, Got some gravel
in the water, that's fantastic. Alright. Do we have--oh, creeper, hello. Hello, Mr. Creeper.
(explosion) Get wrecked. Okay. Free cobblestone. Anything in here? Just water, okay. Do we
have anything of interest in this cave at all, or does it just lead nowhere? Okay, this
is a nothing cave. Fantastic. Let's just grab this coal, and, uh, move on with our lives.
What do you guys think?
I was hoping to get--maybe get some iron, but nope. Minecraft was all like, "Nope, that
would be too easy. Try again." Alright.
Now, okay, there's--so, there's another cave over there. Hopefully there's not nothing
in it.
Okay. I am seeing coal. Do we have anything else in here? Do we have anything else? I'm
hearing a spider. Iron! We have iron! Iron, fantastic. Fantastic!
Can't get to me here, spider. Come on. You should know this by now. Spider. Spider, calm
down. Calm down, spider.
You know, one thing I've never done in Minecraft is have a pet spider, and until I get a nametag,
that's probably not going to happen. So, let's just, um, get our coal, and pick up some more
iron. Yep, coal. If Minecraft were real life, coal--coal would not be a bad thing to get
on Christmas. Alright. Let's go check the other wing of the mine--err, cave, excuse
me, before we go down there, because I have a feeling... Oh, great, the sun's going down.
That, um, there's going to be something over here that we want that we're not going to
be able to get back to very quickly if we go in the other way. Oh, good. Thank you,
creeper. Thank you.
Go, go go go go--fantastic. Okay, does this go--nope, let's go back the other way. Let's
just go back. Hopefully, the creeper unaggros us, because this is just no. So much no. Okay,
there are the spiders. There they are. What? What, are you afraid of me, spiders? Are you
afraid? Oh, my god, so many mobs. No, no, no, no. No. Just, no. Oh, my god, no. No.
No. (typing) Oh, my god! What? Why wouldn't it let me...? ***! Really, just because I'm
in *** capslock I can't change my gamemode? That's ***. (sighs) Let's try this again.
Let's get some *** sheep, and once I get these sheep, I'm going to call it, because
we are probably going to die anyway. So, what's the point of doing this?
Stop. with. your. ***.
(sighs) That will have to be it for this time. I hope you guys enjoyed watching me fail.
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Thanks for watching.