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Hello ! And welcome to La Minute Culturelle
Today, great episode, we talk about Amusement Parks
We start with the oldest park in the world: Bakken which is located in Danmark and opened since 1583
It's an attractive investment, annual sales reach more than 24 000 000 000 $
Hey! We should open our own amusement park!
It would work much better than this bloody show
Big nonsense
Yeah! I already found a concept: we'll call it Puduku-Land and it will the best theme park of the world I'm gonna work on it
Yeah, that's it See you later
The visitor's favorite rides are Roller Coasters aka Russian Mountains
They come from the 16th century where sledge races were organized on ice covered wood slopes
The steepest one is located in Japan It's named Takabisha with a 121° slope
The fastest one is located in Abu-Dhabi, it's Formula Rossa with a speed of 240 km/h
Here we go for weird parks
In South Korea, there is a park dedicated to toilets
Hey guys! we could open an adult part with hot stuff
That was already made It was called LoveLand, still in South Korea, it didn't worked so it was closed in 2012
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We continue our crazy parks world tour to Orlando, FL with Holyland Experience
They show highlights of the Bible, in particular live crucifixions
If you really want to enjoy you can go to Abashiri Park where you will experience a day like a prisonner on Okaido island
In Argentina, there is Republic Of Children, a park to teach politics to kids
They elect their own children council everyday
To be done with the subject, we go to Shijingshan, a Chinese copy of Disneyland
At the entrance it's written "Because Disneyland is too far"
We could shoot the best 4D movie ever
It already exists, it's Terminator 2: 3D in Universal Orlando
F***
That's the most expensive movie per minute of all time
It lasts only 12 minutes with a 60 000 000$ budget
Either 5 000 000$ per minute
The most expensive ride of all time is located in Universal too
Jurassic Park Ride cost 110 000 000$
The movie budget was "only" 65 000 000$
You only have a 1-in-250 000 000 chance to die on a ride
In 80% of cases, rules are broken. So, if you listen carefully at the staff, you have a 1-in-1 000 000 000
It's totally heartening!
We could create the biggest park of the world
It's no use, the biggest one is Walt Disney World, it's Paris' size
Or twice bigger as Manhattan.
F****** ****** mouse!
There is no way to fight against Disney. Check out the most profitable Theme Parks ranking, top 8 belongs to Disney.
They're Theme Parks Kings, so let's talk about Disney
John Lennon signed the Beatles' dissolution contract at Walt Disney World, on december 29th 1974
Kim Jong Il's son tried to go to Tokyo Disneyland with a fake passport, in 2001
He was caught and his father removed him from power
In our previous episode about Disney, we talked about Hidden Mickeys
The biggest is in Disney's MGM Studios, because it's the park itself
In Disneyland there is a garbage can every 25 feet, because Walt Disney noticed that was the distance people need to throw away the wrapping
Disneyland was closed only 3 times since the opening in 1955
In 1964, after JFK assassination
In 1994, after a earthquake
In 2001, after World Trade Center attack
This time I got a great idea to make the best Park ever
No way! The best park ever, I just created it! It's named Super Park and there is a grand opening next saturday on this YouTube channel
You can suscribe right here and you can check the Facebook link in the description of the video. See you!
Who was he? I don't have a clue
Sadly, it's already the end of this amusement parks episode
As usual, see you in 2 weeks for the next episode and we hope that you will be here next saturday for the first episode of Super Park
Don't forget, Culture is as amusement parks: one day is not enough to see everything
Hello and welcome to Puduku-Land !
Hey! Do you know what an attack is?
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