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[pulsating techno music]
♪ ♪
- STEP IT UP, LADIES.
SOMEBODY PIN THE BACK OF THAT.
DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ANYONE.
AREN'T YOU DONE WITH THAT HEM YET?
SOMEBODY GET HER SOME STICKY TAPE.
LADIES!
I NEED EVENING GOWN ON THE RUNWAY IN ONE MINUTE.
- BEAUTIFUL.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, GEORGIA HUNT?
- I JUST THOUGHT THE ACCESSORY ADDED ELEGANCE TO OFFSET--
- NO. FIXING HEMS IS YOUR JOB.
STUFFING BRAS IS YOUR JOB.
THINKING WILL GET YOU FIRED.
ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
I DON'T WANT ANY SMILING OUT THERE.
LET THE CLOTHES EMOTE. COME ON, PEOPLE.
LET'S GET THIS HOLIDAY COLLECTION OUT!
- I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SEE A MINUTE OF THE SHOW.
I WAS TOO BUSY CREATING CLEAVAGE.
- [laughs] DON'T GET DISCOURAGED.
OH, BESIDES, I'VE GOT A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU
WHEN YOU GET HOME.
- MOM, YOU ARE NOT SETTING ME UP, ARE YOU?
BECAUSE THE LAST CHRISTMAS YOU DID THAT,
I ENDED UP KISSING MY OWN COUSIN.
- I COULD HAVE SWORN ROBERT WAS ADOPTED.
- STILL FAMILY, MOM.
ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE DATING A REST
BASED ON MY CRUMMY TRACK RECORD THESE DAYS.
- YOU DON'T HAVE A CRUMMY TRACK RECORD.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, AL.
- [gasps] - REALLY?
YOU DON'T THINK THE GUY WHO PICKED ME UP ON A SKATEBOARD
WAS A BUST?
WHAT ABOUT THE INDIE ROCKER?
- OOH, HE WAS CUTE.
- YEAH, UNTIL HE LEFT ME FOR HIMSELF AND HIS MIRROR.
AND THEN THERE WAS THE WORKAHOLIC.
THAT WAS FUN. [whispers] MERRY CHRISTMAS.
AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT CHRIS,
MY COLLEGE EXPERIMENT.
- I DON'T REMEMBER HIM. - HER.
- WHAT? - NOTHING.
- VARIETY'S THE SPICE OF LIFE.
YOU SHOULD JUST ENJOY IT.
BESIDES YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME BEFORE YOU HAVE TO FIND THE ONE.
- HARDLY. I'M ON THE VERGE OF MY FIRST MILESTONE.
OH! OH!
OH.
LOOK, MOM, I GOT TO GO.
- OH, YES, I LOVE YOU. DRIVE CAREFULLY.
- I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
LOVE YOU.
[pulsating techno music]
- [over TV] LIQUID LEATHER AND MINIMALIST LINES
WERE ALL THE RAGE AT THE LOLIQUE FASHION SHOW TODAY,
ANOTHER ROARING SUCCESS FOR L.A.'S HOTTEST NEW DESIGNER,
WHO CHOSE TO UNVEIL HIS SUMMER LINE
JUST ONE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS
BECAUSE, AS HE SAID,
"JUST LIKE SANTA,
I WANT TO GIVE THE GIFT OF LOLIQUE."
- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
HE USED MY NECKLACE.
I'M A GENIUS.
[applause]
[TV switches off]
[humming O Holy Night]
♪ ♪
[humming stops]
READY? all: OKAY.
HEY, LOOK OUT, Y'ALL!
HERE WE COME!
PRESTON HIGH IS NUMBER ONE!
GO, PRESTON!
- WHOO-HOO! - LET'S GO, PRESTON!
- WHOO!
[laughs]
- HEY, SPORT.
A KISS FOR LUCK?
- [laughs]
OH.
[cheerful music]
♪ ♪
MOM...
DAD, I'M HOME.
OH.
MOM?
- OH, SHE'S HOME! - MOM.
- OH! - HI.
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
OH, YOU.
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
- THANKS, MOM. - LOOK AT YOU. MM.
AND HOW ABOUT THIS? WHAT A SURPRISE!
OH, YOU ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN,
SEEING ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR--AND YOUR TEACHERS.
OH. - I AM SO NOT GOING.
- HONEY, YOU LOVED HIGH SCHOOL.
YOU WERE CAPTAIN OF THE CHEERLEADERS
AND HEAD OF THE GLEE CLUB, DEBATE TEAM.
- EXACTLY,
WHICH IS WHY I CAN'T GO BACK WITH NO COLLEGE DEGREE,
A LOUSY JOB, AND NO BOYFRIEND.
I MEAN, WHY DO YOU THINK I AVOID FACEBOOK LIKE THE PLAGUE?
- WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPECTATION?
- MOM, I WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED."
- WHO'D EVER SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT SUCCESSFUL?
YOU'VE WORKED FOR SO MANY DESIGNERS.
- FIXING SHOULDER STRAPS AND STUFFING BRAS
IS HARDLY A SUCCESSFUL CAREER IN FASHION DESIGN.
- IT'S A JOURNEY.
BESIDES, WHO GRADUATES FROM HIGH SCHOOL
AND THEN, YOU KNOW--POOF!-- ALL THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE.
- TORY FELDMAN.
SHE LEFT FOR COLLEGE, AND, A WEEK LATER,
SHE WAS SCOUTED ON CAMPUS.
AND NOW--POOF!-- SHE'S MODELING
ON RUNWAYS IN PARIS AND MILAN.
- I THINK YOU AND YOUR BUDDY BEN SHOULD GO,
AND YOU SHOULD JUST HAVE THIS GREAT TIME.
- BEN? - YEAH.
- MOM, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO BEN IN YEARS.
FORGET IT. I'M NOT GOING.
- WELL, THEN I'M NOT GOING.
- MOM, YOU HAVE TO GO. YOU'RE A TEACHER.
- FINE. BUT--BUT I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY FUN.
[laughter] - I'M GONNA GO UNPACK.
[laughs gently]
[suitcase clasps flip open]
- GEORGIE. - HEY.
- I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. - MOM, NO MORE SURPRISES.
- GEORGIA? - TORY!
- OH, MY GOD! [laughs] - TORY! WOW, YOU LOOK--
- FAB. I KNOW, I KNOW. JUST KIDDING.
[laughter] SORRY, NO KISSES.
I'M PROMOTING THIS NEW GLOSS FOR G BEAUTY.
THEY WANT TO USE MY FACE FOR THEIR ADS.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? - WOW.
both: HEY! HI.
- MY GOODNESS, YOU GUYS ARE HERE!
- THERE'S NO WAY IT STILL FITS. - OH, I SWEAR. BIBLE.
I TRIED IT ON YESTERDAY.
- HEATHER THINKS SHE CAN STILL FIT
INTO HER OLD CHEERLEADING UNIFORM.
- I'M DOING THIS NEW SEVEN-DAY CLEANSE
WHERE YOU ONLY CONSUME 500 CALORIES A DAY.
- DOES THAT INCLUDE CHOCOLATE?
- I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT. - OH, MY GOD.
WE JUST GOT THE OKAY FROM PRINCIPAL MEYERS
TO PERFORM TWO NUMBERS AT THE REUNION.
- TWO NUMBERS? - WHAT? WOW.
[all cheering]
- THE GLEE CLUB, BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
- [flat] GLEE CLUB. YAY.
- OH, I TRIED TO FRIEND YOU, GEORGIA,
BUT I COULDN'T FIND YOUR PROFILE ANYWHERE.
- OH, NO. I'M NOT ON ANY SOCIAL NETWORKS.
[all gasp]
- GEORGIA HUNT, ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING?
- NO, NO. IT'S MY JOB.
I KIND OF WORK WITH A LOT OF HIGH-PROFILE PEOPLE
SO IT'S BEST NOT TO PUT IT OUT THERE.
- OH, I CAN TOTALLY RELATE.
- I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT BIG.
GEORGIA HUNT, FASHION DESIGNER TO THE STARS!
[laughter] - THAT'S ME. YAY.
- THAT'S YOU. - THAT'S ME.
- CHECK IT OUT.
YOUR OLD FLAME, CRAIG, JUST RSVP'D TO THE REUNION PAGE.
- OH, MY GOSH. WOULDN'T THAT BE SO CUTE?
IF YOU AND CRAIG GOT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN AT THE REUNION?
[to the tune The Twelve Days of Christmas]
♪ ON THE FIRST SCHOOL REUNION ♪
♪ MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪
- ♪ A SECOND CHANCE AT LOVE ♪ - GUYS, GUYS.
- ♪ HA ♪
- I DOUBT GEORGIA'S BEEN CARRYING AROUND
A TORCH FOR CRAIG ALL THESE YEARS.
I MEAN, SHE WAS THE ONE WHO DUMPED HIM, REMEMBER?
BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT GEORGIA HAS A BOYFRIEND.
RIGHT? - YES. YES, I DO.
- OH, WILL WE GET TO MEET HIM? - OOH.
- NO, NO.
HE COULDN'T MAKE IT.
HE'S WAY TOO BUSY WITH WORK.
PRODUCING STUFF. SHOWS. TV SHOWS.
HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
- WELL, KATIE HAS DONE ALL OF SANTA BARBARA,
AND IS NOW MOVING ON TO THE TOWNSHIPS.
- [whispers] SHE IS. - AND HEATHER,
OH, HEATHER JUST GOT DUMPED.
AGAIN. - OH, HONEY.
- KIND OF.
I MEAN, HE DID SAY HE STILL WANTED TO BE FRIENDS.
- OOH. WITH BENEFITS?
- HOW ABOUT YOU, TORY?
- OH, GOSH, NO.
I AM JUST WAY TOO BUSY FOR A MAN RIGHT NOW.
DID YOU-- DID YOU HEAR?
I'M ON THE VERGE OF SIGNING WITH...
BOUDOIR.
[all gasp] - THE LINGERIE DESIGNER?
- I LOVE THEIR STUFF. [cell phone chimes]
- OH, MY GOSH.
- OH, MY GOSH, SPEAKING OF WHICH, I'VE GOT TO FLY.
BUT EMAIL ME, AND I'LL CC YOU BACK
ON ALL THE SONGS WE'RE DOING, OKAY?
- OKAY. - CONGRATULATIONS.
- ISN'T THIS SO EXCITING? - WOW. OKAY.
- IT'LL BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
- WHOO-HOO! - YAY.
MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!
- [sighs]
[overlapping murmuring]
- HO, HO, HO!
IF IT ISN'T THE LOVELY HUNT GIRLS.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS. - HI, HI.
HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU?
RIGHT. HEY, LET'S GET HER INTO THE SPIRIT OF THINGS HERE, HUH?
- DO YOU STILL HAVE ANY OF THAT LOVELY GARLAND?
- I SURE DO. THIS WAY.
- OKAY, GREAT. - THIS WAY.
- NICE HAT.
- HI.
YOU WANT IT?
- NO, I WOULD JUST LOOK SILLY.
BUT YOU...
YOU MAKE IT WORK.
- DON'T TRY AND BUTTER ME UP, BEN OLIVER.
YOU'VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
- I DO? - THAT'S RIGHT.
TEN YEARS? NOT AN EMAIL, A CALL, NOTHING.
IT WAS LIKE MY BEST FRIEND JUST DISAPPEARED
OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
- I, UH...
I WENT AWAY FOR A WHILE.
- SO YOU DECIDED TO RESURFACE FOR THE REUNION?
- NO, GOD, NO. FORGET THAT.
- I-I'M JUST IN TOWN FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
- [Valley girl tones] OH, MY GOD.
IT'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME.
NO? [laughs]
- SO, YOU GOING?
- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, WHY WOULD I GO, RIGHT?
- AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT? OR...
- I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT I'M EMBARRASSED TO GO.
BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS-- IT'S GOOD.
IT'S REALLY-- - YEAH, I KNOW.
AND THE FISH-- - OH, MY GOD.
- WHAT? WHOA. [indistinct chatter]
- YEAH, WITH MY EYES, IT'S GOOD?
- OH, COME ON. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU STILL HAVE A THING--
- [whispering] OH, GOD! HE'S LOOKING OVER.
[laughs]
- I'M SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO COME TONIGHT.
HOW ELSE WOULD WE HAVE GOTTEN THIS SECOND CHANCE?
- [giggles] I DON'T KNOW.
- PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO AGAIN.
- I PROMISE. [laughs]
[to the tune The Twelve Days of Christmas]
all: ♪ AT THE FIRST SCHOOL REUNION ♪
♪ MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪
♪ A SECOND CHANCE AT LOVE ♪
♪ AT THE HIGH SCHOOL REUNION ♪
♪ MY CRAIGIE SAID TO ME ♪
♪ "I STILL LOVE YOU ♪
♪ AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU TOO" ♪
[tender music]
♪ ♪
- HEY!
ARE YOU HAVING SOME HARLEQUIN MOMENT RIGHT NOW?
- WHAT? NO.
- WELL, IT'S BEEN GREAT.
- BEN, WAIT.
MAYBE--MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO THE REUNION.
I MEAN, IT COULD BE FUN, RIGHT?
- NO.
NO, IT WOULDN'T.
- BUT WE COULD MAKE IT FUN.
YOU AND ME TOGETHER, LIKE OLD TIMES.
- I TRAVELED 5,000 MILES TO GET AWAY FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
I'M NOT GOING BACK.
- COME ON!
- I WILL SEE YOU AROUND, GEORGIA.
[bangs machine]
- LET THAT ONE GET AWAY, DIDN'T YOU?
- DADDY.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
WHEN DID YOU GET HOME?
- MY, UH, MEETING ENDED EARLY.
SO, HOW'S WORK GOING? - GREAT.
I JUST DID A FASHION SHOW WITH PIERRE-JEAN LOLIQUE.
IN FACT, HE DRESSED ONE OF THE MODELS
BASED ON MY SUGGESTION.
- SO YOU'RE STILL WORKING AS AN ASSISTANT?
- FOR NOW, BUT I PLAN ON SHOWING HIM SOME OF MY DESIGNS.
AND THEN, HOPEFULLY,
HE'LL LET ME DRESS ONE OF HIS CLIENTS.
- YOU KNOW, I HIT A ROUND OF GOLF THE OTHER DAY
WITH TORY'S FATHER, DAN.
HE TOLD ME THAT TORY IS REALLY BLOWING UP
IN THAT INDUSTRY.
- IF YOU CONSIDER MODELING A CAREER, RIGHT?
- IT'S BETTER THAN NO CAREER.
- FASHION'S A TOUGH INDUSTRY, DAD.
- LIFE IS TOUGH, GEORGIA.
YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
AND GO AFTER IT.
[clicks his tongue]
[Simple Minds' Don't You (Forget About Me)]
- ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
♪ OOH, OH ♪
♪ ♪
♪ WON'T YOU COME SEE ABOUT ME? ♪
- HEY.
[laughter]
- OH, HI.
OH, COME ON. ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
- [laughs] I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE WORD I'D USE.
- WELL, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANKS, MOM. SO DO YOU.
- BUT I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU,
'CAUSE I GOTTA GET THIS STUFF BACKSTAGE.
- OKAY. - HAVE FUN.
- HI. - OH, GEORGIA, YOU LOOK GREAT.
- OH, THANK YOU. SO DO YOU GUYS.
- THANKS. - IS THAT YOUR DESIGN?
BECAUSE IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A STELLA MCCARTNEY
I WORE FOR NIEMANS.
- OH, I'VE BEEN DYING TO FIND OUT
WHERE I CAN BUY ONE OF YOUR DRESSES.
- OH, MY DESIGNS ARE ONE OF A KIND
SO NO ONE'S SEEN WEARING THE SAME THING,
WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS A BIG FASHION FAUX PAS.
- YEAH.
SO, GEORGIA, DID YOU GET THE PLAYLIST?
- YES, I DID. - OKAY, GREAT.
- NOW I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
SINCE YOU'VE PERFORMED, SO I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR OLD SOLO.
- [laughs] YEAH, I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA
FOR ME TO BE BACK ONSTAGE.
- OH, NOW, GEORGIA, YOU HAVE TO. PLEASE.
- IT BROUGHT DOWN THE HOUSE AT OUR LAST CHRISTMAS CONCERT.
- GIRLS, PLEASE DON'T PRESSURE HER,
IF SHE'S NOT FEELING UP FOR IT.
BESIDES, I'M COMPLETELY PREPARED TO STEP IN.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL DO IT.
I'LL BE FINE. - GREAT.
all: YAY!
- GEORGIA.
- COME ON. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
- LET'S GO. - LET'S GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
- YES! - YAY!
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- HERE AGAIN! WHOO! [laughs]
♪ ♪
- THEY'RE EATING A LOT. - OH, THAT'S KAREN.
- OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT BECKY HENDERSON.
I SWEAR SHE STILL HAS THE SAME HAIRSTYLE.
- OH, HEY, BECKY. - HI.
- OOH, DO YOU THINK SHE'S FIGURED OUT DEODORANT?
- WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO. - PROBABLY NOT.
- NO.
- IS THAT MR. TAYLOR?
HE IS STILL SO HOT. - MMM. HOTTER.
- I'M GONNA PUT MY SECRET SANTA GIFT BY THE TREE.
- OH, TAKE MINE. - OKAY, SURE.
GREAT. - THANKS.
- THANK YOU. YOU'RE THE BEST, GEORGIA.
- SHE REALLY IS THE BEST. - SHE IS THE BEST.
- YEAH, SHE'S AWESOME.
- YOU, YOU'RE AWESOME TOO, THOUGH.
- THANK YOU. - YEAH.
- OH, OH, I'M SORRY. I FORGOT.
- THANKS. - MY BAD.
- [laughs] YES!
CRAIG! - CRAIG.
[tender music]
♪ ♪
CRAIG.
♪ ♪
[gasps]
OH, NO!
both: YEAH!
- DUDE, YOU NAILED THE PUNCH BOWL.
- [imitates an explosion]
- [laughs]
- NO, NO.
OH, NO! OH, NO.
OH, MAN.
THIS IS JUST NOT GOOD.
- STILL CURIOUS ABOUT THE BOYS' BATHROOM, HUH?
- HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T COMING.
- YEAH, I THOUGHT SO TOO,
BUT THEN I REALIZED THIS MIGHT BE MY ONLY CHANCE
TO T.P. THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
IT'S ON MY BUCKET LIST.
- AREN'T YOU A BIT YOUNG FOR A BUCKET LIST?
- I'M AN ARTIST. WE LIVE HARD, DIE YOUNG.
- THANK YOU.
[paper towels scrub against dress]
DO YOU MIND? I NEED TO...
- SURE, I'LL JUST-- I'LL DUCK IN HERE.
[tinkling]
HEY, LOOK. I'M IMMORTALIZED.
"GEORGIA HUNT LIKES TO..."
[urinal flushes] I LIKE TO WHAT?
- YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I ERASED IT.
- OH, THAT IS SO SWEET.
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK THAT YOU...
- YOU NEVER TOLD ME HE WROTE THAT.
- I DIDN'T REALIZE HE HAD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STILL LIKE THAT MEATHEAD
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
I MEAN, WASN'T HE CHEATING ON YOU?
- I NEVER KNEW THAT.
I MEAN, I THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS,
BUT THAT WAS JUST ME BEING PARANOID AND STUPID.
AND BECAUSE OF THAT,
I PROBABLY DUMPED THE BEST GUY I EVER HAD.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- TO GET A BARF BAG.
THEN SEE IF THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE IS OPEN.
- [laughs] - [groans]
YOU'RE BAD.
- OH, CRAIG.
both: CHEERS.
- TWO TIMES? - MM.
[pop music]
♪ ♪
IS THAT RHUBARB?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT IS.
- DOES ANYBODY ELSE THINK IT'S A BIT WEIRD
THAT GEORGIA CLAIMS TO BE THIS BIG FASHION DESIGNER,
YET NO ONE, ESPECIALLY MYSELF,
HAS EVER EVEN HEARD OF HER?
- WELL, SHE DID SAY HER DESIGNS ARE ONE OF A KIND.
- WELL, STILL. TOR'S RIGHT.
I MEAN, SHE, OF ALL PEOPLE, WOULD HAVE HEARD OF HER.
- AND THAT DRESS SHE'S WEARING TONIGHT,
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE SHE GOT IT OUT OF THE CLEARANCE BIN
AT THE DRESS SHACK OR SOMETHING. - [laughs]
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
- SORRY. - I LIKE THE DRESS SHACK.
- OH, UM, EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
I'LL BE BACK.
- BYE.
- I LOVE YOUR DRESS.
- THANK YOU.
- WHAT ABOUT THE OLD FOOTBALL TEAM?
- THINK ANY OF THEM MIGHT STILL BE SINGLE?
- IF YOU WANT AN OVERGROWN BOY, GO FOR IT.
ME... - YEAH.
- I HAVE A REAL MAN IN MIND.
- HEY, GUYS. GUYS! IS THIS STAIN REALLY NOTICEABLE?
- THAT BIG ONE? NOT REALLY.
- REALLY? I JUST TRIED TO GET IT OUT.
OH, GOSH, OH, GOSH, OH, GOSH. - DON'T WORRY, IT'S FINE.
[laughter]
[indistinct chatter]
[tender music]
♪ ♪
[feedback over microphone]
- UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
COULD I JUST HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
- OOH, YOU SURE CAN.
- OH, MY GOD, KATIE... - SORRY.
- REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO TORMENT HIM?
HE HAD TO SEND YOU TO THE OFFICE FOR NOT WEARING A BRA.
- WELL, MAYBE TONIGHT HE CAN JOIN ME,
SEEING AS I'M NOT WEARING ONE TONIGHT EITHER.
- [laughs] - I'M SO BAD.
- LOOK, AS CHAIRMAN OF THE REUNION COMMITTEE,
I'D JUST LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT
TO WELCOME YOU ALL BACK TO YOUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS,
PRESTON HIGH.
[cheers and applause]
YES, IT'S A PLEASURE TO SEE SO MANY FAMILIAR FACES
IN THE ROOM.
HEY. [laughs]
YOU KNOW, I-I KNOW THAT A LOT OF YOU
CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH TIME HAS GONE BY.
AND SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE THINKING,
WHAT THE HECK HAVE I BEEN DOING?
[laughter] - HE'S SO FUNNY.
- WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING? - [laughs]
- REUNIONS ARE SPECIAL,
BECAUSE THEY ALLOW US TO GO RIGHT BACK,
RECONNECT, AND EXPERIENCE THINGS
JUST THE WAY THEY WERE.
AND BE REMINDED OF ALL THE THINGS
THAT WE HOPED FOR AND DREAMED OF,
AND MAYBE EVEN BE INSPIRED
TO GO AFTER THOSE THINGS THAT WE DREAMED OF
WITH RENEWED HOPE.
ON THAT NOTE, UH,
EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT TIME TONIGHT,
ENJOY YOURSELVES, AND--OH!
UH, IF ANYBODY'S STILL LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO,
DON'T RULE OUT TEAM MARINE, ALL RIGHT?
[rock music crescendos, mic cuts]
UH, WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW VOLUNTEERS,
NO MATTER WHEN YOU GRADUATED.
JUST COME ON BY [stammers] AND SIGN UP, UH...
RIGHT.
- GOT TO BE ONSTAGE IN 50 MINUTES.
- OH, GREAT. WHOO! - YES.
OH, MY GOD. YOUR DRESS!
- UM, LET'S GO REHEARSE IN THE AUDITORIUM.
- YEAH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. - YEAH, LET'S GO.
- HAVE YOU BEEN EATING CHOCOLATE?
- NO.
- OKAY, COME ON. LET'S GO REHEARSE.
- BYE. GEORGIA, ARE YOU NOT COMING?
- OH, NO. 'CAUSE I KNOW THE DANCE.
[snaps fingers] YOU KNOW, THE DANCE?
- OKAY. - HOW COULD I FORGET, RIGHT?
- BY THE WAY, I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS NEVER COMING OUT.
- I THINK-- I THINK IT LOOKS REALLY COOL.
[laughs]
[claps hands]
OKAY.
HELLO.
[locker handles clacking]
YES.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- JUST BORROWING SOMETHING.
- ANY LUCK WITH THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?
- LOCKED.
- LET'S GO CHECK OUT OUR OLD LOCKERS.
- WHY? - COME ON.
- HEY, SHERLOCK.
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CRACK THE CODE.
- WHAT'S THE EASIEST WAY TO REMEMBER YOUR LOCK CODE?
MAKE IT YOUR...
both: LOCKER NUMBER.
- YES!
OH, YUCK.
- [guffaws] WOW.
- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
- IS THAT THE KEY TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE WE STOLE?
- YOU READY TO CROSS SOMETHING OFF YOUR BUCKET LIST?
[locker door shuts]
- [laughs] - COME ON!
[yuletide pop music]
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
OH, LOOK!
MR. MEYERS IS A GRANDFATHER.
OH, SHE'S SO CUTE. - [laughs]
- MISS HUNT!
WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN TO ME
WHAT YOU AND BENJAMIN WERE DOING ON THE SCHOOL ROOF?
- WE WERE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?
- IS THAT THE BEST EXPLANATION YOU'VE GOT?
- YES.
- WELL, IT WILL BE TWO WEEKS OF DETENTION FOR YOU!
ONE WEEK FOR BEN.
- THAT WAS SO UNFAIR.
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO GO UP THERE.
- I SAID I WANTED TO.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT UNLOCKED THE DOOR.
- YOU SAID WE SHOULD STEAL A KEY.
- YOU'RE THE ONE THAT STOLE IT!
ARE YOU SENSING A PATTERN HERE?
- THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
HE NEVER CAUGHT US
ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES WE WENT UP THERE EITHER.
[laughter]
- THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME UP THERE.
IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO GET AWAY.
- SO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
I CAME BACK FOR THE HOLIDAYS AFTER GRADUATION
AND YOU WERE GONE.
- I WENT TO EUROPE FOR A WHILE.
I MEAN, WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA LIVE
LIKE A STARVING ARTIST, HUH?
- SO HOW WAS IT?
- I HAVE TO ADMIT,
IT IS NOT ALL THAT IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.
- HMM.
- WHAT ABOUT YOU? DID YOU GO TO DESIGN SCHOOL?
- NO. MM-MM. I DIDN'T, ACTUALLY.
NO, I LEFT.
- TOO CUTTHROAT, RIGHT?
- NO, I JUST-- WHY WOULD I STAY IN SCHOOL
WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST WAY TO GET AHEAD
IS JUST BE OUT THERE.
SO I GOT OUT THERE. WHOO.
- SO YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
- YEAH. YEAH, I AM.
I'M THE SECONDHAND MA--
I'M A WOMAN, SO SECONDHAND WOMAN TO PIERRE-JEAN LOLIQUE.
- YOU KNOW, WHENEVER YOU LIE, YOU BITE YOUR FINGERNAILS.
- ARE YOU SAYING I'M LYING? - ARE YOU?
- WHY WOULD I BE LYING? - I DON'T KNOW, WHY WOULD YOU?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - DOING WHAT?
- YOU'RE DOING THAT, YOU'RE DOING THAT THING
WHERE YOU ANSWER A QUESTION WITH MY QUESTION.
I HATE THAT. THAT DRIVES ME NUTS.
- WELL, IT DRIVES ME NUTS WHEN YOU BITE YOUR FINGERNAILS.
- STOP TALKING. YOU KNOW, I'M NOT LYING.
I'M OUTTA HERE. TOILET PAPER.
BUCKET LIST. DOWN.
- CHECK IT.
[door opens, closes]
[muffled dance music]
- WOULD CRAIG HAYDEN PLEASE COME TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?
CRAIG HAYDEN, PLEASE BRING YOUR GIANT EGO
AND COME TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
YOUR JOCKSTRAP IS READY.
CRAIG HAYDEN'S EGO,
PLEASE REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE--
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
STOP IT! STOP IT! YOU HAVE TO--[laughing]
[squabbling over speaker]
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK THAT OUT.
- WHAT?
[squabbling continues]
OH. RIGHT. HERE.
[muffled dance music]
- WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. - OKAY.
[both laughing]
[door thumps] - [gasps] SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.
- ANYONE IN HERE? [door closes]
OH...
OH, KIDS.
[door opens, closes]
[both laugh]
- YES! - WHOO!
- YES!
THAT WAS AWESOME! - [laughs]
- BENJI! AH!
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!
[laughs] HI!
- MM. - MM! [giggles]
- BROOK, WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
- WELL, WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU, UH, HAD TO MISS OUR DATE,
[laughs] I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD SURPRISE YOU
BY TIDYING UP YOUR DESK AT WORK,
AND THAT'S WHEN I FOUND THIS.
OH, MY GOSH!
I LOVED HIGH SCHOOL, SO I THOUGHT HOW MUCH FUN
WOULD IT BE IF I CAME HERE AND SURPRISED YOU?
[giggles]
SO, HERE I AM.
SURPRISE. - ♪ SURPRISE ♪
- ♪ SURPRISE ♪ WOW, BENJI, WHAT A SURPRISE.
- UH--UH... UH...
BROOK, THIS IS GEORGIA. GEORGIA, THIS IS, UH...
THIS IS, UM... BROOK.
- HI. I'M GEORGIA.
- YOU'RE GEORGIA. [laughs] OH, WOW.
BEN TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.
ABOUT ALL OF THE STUFF YOU GUYS DID TOGETHER, YOU...
- YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T WE GO GET YOU A DRINK?
- OH, DO YOU THINK THAT THEY HAVE PUNCH?
BECAUSE I WOULD DIE FOR A DRINK RIGHT NOW,
AND DO YOU THINK THAT THEY HAVE NIBBLIES?
YOU KNOW, THOSE LITTLE FINGER SANDWICHES
WITH THE CRUSTS CUT OFF?
THEY'RE SO CUTE AND YUMMY. [laughs]
- [chuckles]
OH, GOD--
WE WILL GET YOU SOME NIBBLIES.
- [giggling] - [forced laugh] OKAY.
- GET HER SOME PUNCH AND SOME NIBBLIES. YAY.
- OKAY, WE'RE GONNA GO. - SO FUN.
BYE, GUYS. - BYE.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, BROOK. - YOU TOO.
- YES. YES. YES, YES.
GOD DANG, CHECK OUT KIMBERLY HANSON.
SHE WAS NEVER THAT STACKED IN HIGH SCHOOL, WAS SHE?
- I DON'T KNOW. ASK LUKE.
HE'S THE ONE THAT TOOK OFF WITH HER AT LARSON'S PARTY.
- MY TURN, BUDDY.
- HEY. CRAIG.
- HEY.
- IT'S GEORGIA.
GEORGIA HUNT.
- OH! YEAH! SPORT, RIGHT.
WOW, Y-YOU LOOK AWESOME.
- THANK YOU. SO DO YOU.
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL, REALLY.
- LIKE PETER PAN, BABE. FOREVER YOUNG.
- [laughs] THAT'S AWESOME.
SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- NOTHING MUCH.
JUST KIND OF WORKING FOR MY DAD, HANGING AT MY FOLKS' PLACE...
- COOL.
- HAVING SICK POOL PARTIES. - AHA!
- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
YEAH! - YEAH.
- [laughs]
- WOW.
GEORGIA HUNT.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S POSSIBLE, BUT YOU'RE EVEN HOTTER
THAN YOU WERE IN SCHOOL.
- I DON'T THINK I WAS REALLY THAT HOT.
- YOU WERE IN MY PARENTS' POOL THAT NIGHT.
- YOU REMEMBER THAT.
- HOW COULD I FORGET?
- GEORGIA, THERE YOU ARE. SKIPPING OUT ON REHEARSAL.
I GUESS SOME THINGS HAVEN'T CHANGED, HAVE THEY?
HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING CRAIG ALL ABOUT YOUR FABULOUS LIFE?
- WE WERE JUST CATCHING UP, ACTUALLY.
- GEORGIA HERE'S BEEN LIVING QUITE THE LIFE
IN THE BIG CITY WITH HER SUPER FAMOUS PRODUCER BOYFRIEND.
IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT OUR LITTLE GEORGIA
WOULD BE TAKEN, IS IT? [laughs]
- ACTUALLY, I-I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
- OH, REALLY? BUT I THOUGHT YOU--
- WE BROKE UP LAST NIGHT, ACTUALLY.
HE WAS WAY TOO BUSY WITH WORK. HE PRODUCES STUFF.
SHOWS. TV SHOWS. DOCUMENTARIES.
ON WHALES AND ARCTIC CASTLES.
- IGLOOS.
- IGLOOS. YEAH, SOMETIMES HE DOES THAT.
- OH, YOU POOR THING. - NO, NO, I'M FINE.
LIKE, TOTALLY, TOTALLY GOOD.
BECAUSE WE WERE GONNA BREAK UP FOR A WHILE,
SO IT LOOKS LIKE I'M SINGLE AGAIN.
FREE AGENT. GOOD TO GO.
- HOW CONVENIENT.
- GOOD TO GO. - [laughs]
- WE GOTTA GO.
WE GOTTA GO REHEARSE, SO-- - OKAY.
WELL, UM, WE'LL CATCH UP LATER.
- YOU BET.
- [purrs] HEY, MR. TAYLOR.
[giggles] - OH. KATIE.
UM... WHOA.
YOU LOOK, UM...
ALL GROWN-UP.
- THAT'S BECAUSE I AM.
- SO, I-I GUESS YOU-- YOU MUST BE MARRIED?
- [laughs] NO. - NO?
- NO.
- ENGAGED?
- NO.
- COMMON LAW?
- NO.
- AH.
- IT SEEMS I JUST CAN'T GET SERIOUS WITH ANYONE.
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THE PERIODIC TABLE.
- WHAT?
- I KEEP HEARING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN,
JUST THE WAY YOU USED TO SAY IT.
- REALLY?
- MM-HMM.
- LIKE, UM...
HCO3?
- [quivers]
- UM... [chuckles]
NaCl?
- OH!
- [laughs] - [trembling]
[giggles] STOP IT.
- UM, UH, M-M-M...
NO3?
- STOP. STOP IT.
- [laughs] NO. - STOP!
DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP. - pB11.
- [laughing] YOU'RE SO BAD.
- RICHARD.
THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START.
- OH...
- YEAH. I-I-I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
YUP. I GOT IT.
- [giggles]
- OH, YOU'RE NOT RIGHT THERE. YOU'RE OVER HERE.
- I-I WAS ALWAYS FRONT AND CENTER.
- WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT SEEING AS HOW
YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT TO REHEARSAL, WE KIND OF HAD TO IMPROVISE.
ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
- I'M OKAY. - OKAY.
- YEAH. - ARE YOU SURE YOU GOT THIS?
- I GOT IT. FEELING GREAT.
OKAY.
THIS WAY. PERFECT.
OH, AND THIS WAY? YEAH.
- YO, YO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION AGAIN, PLEASE?
ONE MINUTE, PLEASE.
WE HAVE A WONDERFUL TREAT PLANNED FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SEE, AS YOU ALL REMEMBER, THE YEAR THAT YOU GRADUATED,
WE--WE WON THE COVETED REGIONAL AWARD
FOR THE BEST PERFORMANCE BY A GLEE CLUB!
[cheers and applause]
- HEY, BENJI, MAYBE YOU CAN SHOW ME
SOME OF YOUR OLD CLASSROOMS.
WE COULD PLAY BAD TEACHER. [laughs]
- UH, HANG ON. I WANNA-- I WANNA SEE THIS.
- [sniffs, giggles]
- WELL, I--
I JUST-- I'M TICKLED TO DEATH
TO WELCOME BACK TO THIS VERY STAGE
YOUR OWN PRESTON HIGH SCHOOL GLEE CLUB!
[cheers and applause]
[ It Came Upon the Midnight Clear plays]
♪ ♪
all: ♪ IT CAME UPON ♪
♪ A MIDNIGHT CLEAR ♪
♪ THAT GLORIOUS SONG OF OLD ♪
♪ ♪
♪ FROM ANGELS BENDING NEAR THE EARTH ♪
♪ TO TOUCH THEIR HARPS OF GOLD ♪
[dance music]
[cheers and applause]
- YEAH!
- OWW!
all: ♪ IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR ♪
♪ THAT GLORIOUS SONG OF OLD ♪
♪ FROM ANGELS BENDING NEAR THE EARTH ♪
♪ TO TOUCH THEIR HARPS ♪
♪ THEIR HARPS OF GOLD ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ STILL THROUGH THE CLOVEN SKIES THEY COME ♪
♪ WITH PEACEFUL WINGS UNFURLED ♪
♪ AND STILL THE HEAVENLY MUSIC FLOATS ♪
♪ O'ER THE... ♪
♪ ALL THE WORLD ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ AND YE, BENEATH LIFE'S CRUSHING LOAD ♪
♪ WHOSE FORMS ARE BENDING LOW ♪
♪ WHO TOIL ALONG THE CLIMBING WAY ♪
♪ WITH PAINFUL STEPS AND SLOW ♪
♪ LOOK NOW, FOR GOLDEN HOURS ♪
♪ COME SWIFTLY ON THE WING ♪
[laughter]
♪ OH, REST, YE, BESIDE THE ROAD ♪
♪ AND HEAR THE ANGELS SING ♪
♪ WHEN PEACE SHALL OVER ALL THE EARTH ♪
♪ ITS ANCIENT SPLENDORS FLING ♪
♪ AND THE WHOLE WORLD GIVE BACK THE SONG ♪
♪ WHICH NOW ♪
♪ THE ANGELS SING ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TO MEN ♪
[cheers and applause]
- [laughs]
- [inhales through teeth]
OH...
WELL, THAT WAS OFFICIALLY
THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
- YOU KNOW, I WENT TO MY 10-YEAR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION,
AND I-I WAS SO EXCITED TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW FAR I'D COME.
IT WAS PERFECT...
UNTIL SOMEONE SPIKED THE PUNCH.
- NO.
- YEAH. DAD HAD TO CARRY ME HOME.
I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE OF US WAS MORE EMBARRASSED, ME OR HIM.
- WELL, WE KNOW WHO IS
THE EMBARRASSMENT TO HIM THESE DAYS.
- HONEY, YOUR FATHER LOVES YOU.
HE'S ALWAYS HAD TO WORK SO HARD TO GET WHERE HE IS,
AND HE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU SUCCEED.
BUT BABY,
THIS IS ONE NIGHT.
IT'S NOT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
- I LOVE YOU, MOM.
I REALLY HURT MY LEG. [laughs]
- I KNOW, I KNOW, I'VE GOT TO GET YOU MORE ICE,
BECAUSE YOU'RE DANCING LATER.
- I KNEW SHE DIDN'T HAVE IT.
I MEAN, IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE HERE
WHO THINKS SHE'S TRYING A BIT TOO HARD?
- I'M SURE SHE DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO HAPPEN.
- OH, HEATHER, DO NOT BE SO NAIVE.
I MEAN, IF SHE'D JUST BEEN HONEST WITH US
IN THE FIRST PLACE, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.
IN FACT, I'M BEGINNING TO DOUBT
THAT THE FABULOUS GEORGIA HUNT IS EVERYTHING SHE SAYS SHE IS.
- [gasps]
HEATHER, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME BY MY OLD LOCKER.
- OH, YEAH. - YAY.
[shutter clicks] - OOH.
- OOH, IT'S GOOD.
- I KNOW. YOU LOOK REALLY SKINNY.
- I DO LOOK SKINNY.
- [playing acoustic guitar]
♪ ♪
[bells jangle] [stops playing]
THAT THE ENCORE TO YOUR PERFORMANCE?
- SHUT UP.
[bells jingling]
- I BET THE GLEERS ARE PISSED.
- I'M SURE THEY ARE WORKING ON A WAY
TO WRITE ME OUT OF THE LAST NUMBER.
- WELL, THEN YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
- WHY? SO I CAN MAKE AN *** OF MYSELF AGAIN?
- TORY FELDMAN SPENT ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL
TRYING TO OUTDO YOU.
YOU CAN'T LET HER WIN TONIGHT.
- [plays piano]
♪ ♪
SO, WHAT'S UP WITH, UM, THE BUBBLING BROOK?
- NOTHING.
SHE'S JUST AN INTERN
AT THE GRAPHIC DESIGN COMPANY THAT I WORK FOR.
WE'VE GONE OUT A FEW TIMES.
- YOU GET HER HOME IN TIME FOR CURFEW?
- [mocking voice] YOU GET HER HOME IN TIME FOR CURFEW?
- SORRY. NO, I KNOW, IT'S SERIOUS.
I MEAN, ARE YOU TAKING HER TO THE PROM?
- YOU'RE HORRIBLE.
- HEY, THANKS FOR COMING TONIGHT.
- NO, THANK YOU.
THAT PERFORMANCE WAS WORTH IT. - [laughs]
YOU STILL PLAY. - SOMETIMES.
NO STARVING ARTIST IS COMPLETE WITHOUT HIS TRUSTY GUITAR, HUH?
IN FACT, THAT'S HOW I MADE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY
WHEN I WAS TRAVELING AROUND EUROPE.
- YOU PLAYED ON THE STREETS?
- YOU BET I DID. I WAS GOOD. - [laughs]
- ONE OF MY BIG SHOWSTOPPERS WAS THE SONG
WE SANG AT THE NINTH GRADE CHRISTMAS CONCERT.
- [laughs] - [playing] REMEMBER THIS?
- YES.
- REMEMBER THIS ONE? - MM-HMM.
♪ LET'S GO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ WE'LL PUT IT UP TONIGHT ♪
♪ PUT SOME POPCORN ON A STRING ♪
♪ WE'LL HANG THOSE PRETTY LIGHTS ♪
♪ DON'T WORRY 'BOUT THE MONEY ♪
♪ WE'LL DO WHAT WE CAN DO ♪
♪ JESUS WAS A POOR MAN TOO ♪
both: ♪ AND WE'LL SING THE SONGS THAT WE LOVE ♪
♪ AND WHEN WE SING, THE ANGELS LOOK DOWN ♪
♪ FROM UP ABOVE ♪
♪ OH, HOLY NIGHT ♪
♪ STARS SO BRIGHT ♪
♪ SINGING THE SONGS WE LOVE ♪
- ♪ THE KIDS ARE HANGING STOCKINGS ♪
♪ THAT MY MAMA MADE BACK WHEN ♪
♪ TIMES WERE HARD AND DADDY CARVED ♪
♪ OUR PRESENTS FOR US THEN ♪
♪ MOM WOULD PAINT THE FACES ♪
♪ ON OUR TREASURES MADE OF WOOD ♪
♪ EARLY CHRISTMAS MORNING ♪
♪ THERE THEY STOOD ♪
both: ♪ AND WE SING THE SONGS THAT WE LOVE ♪
♪ AND WHEN WE SING, THE ANGELS LOOK DOWN ♪
♪ FROM UP ABOVE ♪
♪ OH, HOLY NIGHT ♪
♪ STARS SO BRIGHT ♪
♪ SINGING THE SONGS WE LOVE ♪
- DANCE BREAK.
THERE YOU GO. OH, WATCH THE ANKLE.
- [laughs] - COME ON.
YEAH. FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
♪ ♪
OH, NOW YOU'RE JUST DRUNK GIRL.
THERE YOU GO.
- UP. - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
FINISH IT OFF.
both: ♪ WINTER'S BLOWING COLD ♪
♪ AND THERE'S ANOTHER WINTER STORM ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS DINNER'S COOKIN' AND THE HOUSE IS NICE AND WARM ♪
♪ LET'S GATHER 'ROUND THE KITCHEN ♪
♪ CATCHING UP ON DAYS GONE BY ♪
♪ WE'LL BOW OUR HEADS AND RAISE OUR VOICES HIGH ♪
♪ AND WE SING THE SONGS THAT WE LOVE ♪
♪ AND WHEN WE SING, THE ANGELS LOOK DOWN ♪
♪ FROM UP ABOVE ♪
♪ OH, HOLY NIGHT ♪
♪ STARS SO BRIGHT ♪
♪ SINGING THE SONGS WE LOVE ♪
♪ WE'LL BE SINGING THE SONGS ♪
♪ WE LOVE ♪
- GEORGIA...
THERE'S A REASON THAT I TOOK OFF AFTER GRADUATION.
UM...
I LEFT BECAUSE...
- [plays xylophone]
♪ ♪
- IMPROVISATION.
HEY, SPORT, YOU OKAY? THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
- YEAH. NO, I'M FINE. IT FEELS GOOD.
- GOOD, SO YOU'RE OKAY TO WALK?
BECAUSE I WAS-- I WAS TAKING A STROLL,
AND I WAS JUST THINKING YOU MIGHT WANT TO JOIN ME.
YOU KNOW, CHECK OUT THE OLD CLASSROOMS,
TAKE A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE.
- SURE. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
THAT WAS REALLY FUN, BEN.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WOULD PICK ME UP AFTER CHOIR PRACTICE?
- YEAH, AND YOU WERE LIKE... ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
AND THEN I'D GO... ♪ FIGARO, FIGARO! ♪
- SO, I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE IN THE BOY'S BATHROOM.
YOU KNOW, THE HEART WITH OUR NAMES IN IT.
[giggles] - OH, MAN, THAT WAS JAY.
GOD, HE WAS BEING A TOTAL TOOL.
- OH, SO THAT WASN'T YOU?
- NO.
I MEAN, WHY WOULD I PUT SOMETHING SO SPECIAL
ON A BATHROOM DOOR? - [laughs]
- HEY, CHECK IT OUT. IT'S OUR OLD HOMEROOM.
- [gasps] WOW.
[laughs]
- AH, CRAIG, GEORGIA.
YOU HERE TO SIGN UP FOR TEAM MARINE?
- UM...
NO. [laughs] - UH, SORRY. WRONG ROOM.
- NEVER TOO LATE. [door shuts]
- [laughs]
HEY, REMEMBER THE TIME WE HID UNDER THE BLEACHERS
DURING FOOTBALL PRACTICE AND SET OFF ALL THOSE FIRECRACKERS?
- MM... - GO CHIPMUNK, GO CHIPMUNK, GO.
NO? - NOPE. I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
- BUT THAT WAS SO FUN.
I MEAN, SINGEING THE MASCOT WASN'T SO GREAT, BUT...
[chuckles] - HEY, ARE YOU HUNGRY?
- NO.
- YES. - YES. YES.
- YES. - SO HUNGRY.
OH, MY GOSH, THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA.
YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER THAT FOOD FIGHT WE STARTED.
I MEAN, THAT WAS EPIC.
- I DIDN'T START IT,
THAT WAS THAT FRIEND OF YOURS, BEN.
AND YOU GUYS TOTALLY MESSED UP MY NEW JERSEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO REMEMBER?
ARE THOSE PIGS IN A BLANKET THEY USED TO MAKE.
ARE YOU IN? - UM, YEAH.
[laughs]
WOW.
[chuckles]
- SO, I HEAR THAT CRAIG IS HAVING ANOTHER POOL PARTY
THIS WEEKEND. - ALL RIGHT!
- ACTUALLY, I THINK JUST HE AND I ARE GONNA HANG OUT,
HAVE OUR OWN PRIVATE PARTY. - WHAT?
- REALLY? - THAT'S SO HOT.
- WOW.
- BECAUSE I HEARD HIM TELLING JAKE--
- [laughs] - ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HANG OUT WITH THAT DORK.
HE IS SUCH A CHILD. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?
- [laughs]
- I KNOW, HE'S SO IMMATURE.
- OH, MY GOSH, GEORGIA, NO!
[rock music plays]
♪ ♪
[silverware clatters] - YO, THIS IS A NEW JERSEY!
[screaming]
- HERE YOU GO, MAN.
- THE FACE, YO.
♪ ♪
- HEY, SPORT.
PIG IN A BLANKET?
MMM.
- DO YOU MIND IF WE GET OUT OF HERE?
THE SMELL OF OLD MILK IS STARTING TO GET TO ME.
- SURE.
MMM. THIS IS SO GOOD.
- [laughs] - HEY.
- OH. - WANT MORE?
- OH, SURE. YEAH.
- SO...
WHY'D YOU BREAK UP WITH ME?
- EXCUSE ME?
- ON PROM, WHY'D YOU DUMP ME?
- THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
AND IT WAS-- IT WAS SILLY, REALLY.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I HAD THE HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL?
- SO YOU WEREN'T, RIGHT?
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
SPORT, YOU BROKE MY HEART.
- CRAIG, I AM SO SORRY.
I WAS VERY INSECURE THEN. I'M MUCH MORE SECURE NOW.
AND I'VE WONDERED SOMETIMES...
WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF WE HADN'T BROKEN UP.
- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND OUT.
- [whistle blows] - [laughs]
[firework whooshes]
[laughs] [firework whooshes]
YOU BETTER RUN! - OH, YOU BURNED HIM.
- I GOT HIM RIGHT THERE.
- RUN CHIPMUNK, RUN CHIPMUNK, RUN.
- YOU BETTER RUN!
- [laughs]
- [chuckles]
WHAT? - I AM SO SORRY.
- WHAT? - CAN YOU JUST--
CAN YOU STAY RIGHT HERE?
DON'T MOVE. I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
DON'T RUN FROM LOVE.
- [sighs]
[slams stall door]
[sighs]
[inhales, exhales]
- [door opens]
OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE DISASTER GEORGIA MADE.
I MEAN, I WOULD'VE DIED UP THERE.
- WE WERE UP THERE, REMEMBER?
SHE RUINED THE NUMBER FOR ALL OF US.
- I KNOW, IT'S LIKE SHE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
- SHE'S PROBABLY TOO BUSY.
I MEAN, SHE IS A BIG FASHION DESIGNER.
- [scoffs] THAT'S A JOKE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- WELL, I STARTED FEELING LIKE THINGS WERE A LITTLE OFF,
SO I HAD SOME FRIENDS CALL SOME FRIENDS
OVER AT THE LOLIQUE FASHION HOUSE
AND TURNS OUT, GET THIS--
SHE'S JUST A WARDROBE ASSISTANT.
both: UGH.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- IT MEANS SHE'S A NOBODY.
SEE? I KNEW SHE WAS TRYING WAY TOO HARD.
- EWW, WHY WOULD SHE LIE? THAT IS SO SAD.
- POOR GEORGIA. - HEATHER.
- PLEASE, WE ARE HER BEST FRIENDS.
IF SHE SHOULD TELL ANYONE THE TRUTH,
IT SHOULD BE US, RIGHT?
IT'S, LIKE, IF SHE WAS SO OBVIOUSLY STRUGGLING,
I WOULD HAVE HELPED HER, YOU KNOW?
BUT AT THIS POINT, WHY WOULD I?
I MEAN, SHE'S PROBABLY EVEN LYING
ABOUT THAT BOYFRIEND OF HERS.
DID YOU SEE THE WAY SHE THREW HERSELF AT CRAIG?
PATHETIC.
- YOU KNOW,
I DID SEE HER AND CRAIG RUN OFF TOGETHER.
- YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA HOOK UP AGAIN?
- NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
AFTER ALL, SHE DID DUMP HIM ON PROM OF ALL NIGHTS,
AND I THINK HE DESERVES BETTER THAN THAT.
- [toilet flushes]
- SOMEONE'S HERE. - WHO IS IT?
- NOBODY.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
- HEY.
- REMEMBER HOW WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE?
I MEAN, LIFE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SO AMAZING
AFTER GRADUATION.
GUESS THAT'S JUST WISHFUL THINKING, HUH?
- THINGS JUST DON'T TURN OUT HOW YOU PLAN, THAT'S ALL.
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS BIG ARTIST,
THE NEXT MATISSE.
WHAT AM I DOING?
I AM DESIGNING GRAPHICS FOR COMMERCIALS.
- AT LEAST YOU HAVE A JOB TITLE.
I'M ZIPPING ZIPPERS AND STUFFING BRAS.
[pats back]
YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REASON I CAME TO THIS STUPID REUNION
WAS TO TRY TO GET CRAIG BACK.
I FIGURED IF I COULD JUST GET
THE ONE GOOD THING I HAD IN HIGH SCHOOL BACK,
THEN THE REST OF MY LIFE WOULD JUST FALL INTO PLACE
THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO.
IT'S PATHETIC, HUH?
- YEAH, NOT REALLY.
I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT CAME HERE TONIGHT
SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING.
BESIDES, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB
OF GETTING WHAT YOU CAME FOR.
- [laughs]
YEAH, TILL I BLEW IT.
THEY SHOULD HAVE VOTED SOMEONE ELSE
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED.
- HEY, NO. NO, NO, NO.
DON'T GO THERE.
YOU ARE STILL THE SAME, SUPER COOL GEORGIA HUNT
THAT YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL,
WHO, NEED I REMIND YOU, RISKED HER POPULARITY
TO HANG OUT WITH AN ART FREAK.
YOU WERE WHO EVERYBODY WANTED TO BE.
YOU WERE HOT, POPULAR.
AND YOU WERE NICE.
- I WAS PRETTY AWESOME. - NO, YOU ARE AWESOME.
- I AM AWESOME.
- YOU ARE AWESOME. - I AM AWESOME.
- YOU'RE AWESOME. LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IT.
"I'M AWESOME!" - I'M AWESOME!
[laughs]
I MEAN WHO CARES IF TORY FELDMAN'S FACE
IS USED TO SELL LINGERIE AND CLOTHING.
I'M THE ONE WHO DESIGNS IT.
AND SHE ALWAYS HATED THE FACT
THAT I WAS HEAD OF THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD,
BUT YOU CAN'T LEAD THE TEAM
IF YOU CAN'T DO THE SPLITS, RIGHT?
- OF COURSE NOT.
- I'M GONNA SHOW THEM.
YEAH, I'LL SHOW THEM.
I WILL SHOW THEM THAT GEORGIA HUNT IS STILL HOT
AND STILL AWESOME AND CAN STILL DO THE SPLITS.
- GEORGIA? - I'M GONNA SHOW 'EM.
I'M GONNA SHOW 'EM! I'M GONNA SHOW THEM!
- GEORGIA?
WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
[rock music]
- YOU KNOW, I THINK I ALREADY LOST A COUPLE POUNDS.
- SORRY, BUT LOSING WEIGHT IN BLOAT DOESN'T COUNT.
- HEY, GUYS. GUESS WHAT I JUST HEARD.
KIM HANSON SAYS THAT SHE SAW GEORGIA AND CRAIG
GO INTO THE CAFETERIA, AND SHE SAYS
IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE GONNA MAKE OUT.
- I KNEW IT! - [squeals]
- I KNEW THEY'D GET BACK TOGETHER.
- UM, ARE--ARE YOU--
ARE YOU SURE? [laughs]
BECAUSE KIM HANSON HAS A REALLY BIG MOUTH.
- SHE SWEARS IT'S TRUE.
- POOR CRAIG.
GEORGIA'S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO ENTRAP HIM WITH HER LIES.
- I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THEY WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
- PLEASE!
GEORGIA HUNT IS NOWHERE NEAR GOOD ENOUGH
FOR CRAIG HAYDEN.
HE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO SET HIM STRAIGHT.
♪ ♪
HEY, CRAIG. - HEY, TOR.
- SO THIS REUNION'S KIND OF WILD, ISN'T IT?
THE WAY IT BRINGS BACK ALL THESE CRAZY MEMORIES.
I MEAN, YOU AND I,
WE HAD SOME FUN, DIDN'T WE?
- SURE.
- IN FACT, I--
I OFTEN WONDER WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE
IF YOU AND I HAD GONE TO PROM TOGETHER.
I MEAN, I DEFINITELY WOULDN'T HAVE DUMPED YOU.
MAYBE IT'S BETTER.
AFTER ALL, YOU KNOW, SEEING AS HOW GEORGIA--
SHE'S NOT REALLY THE PERSON
THAT WE ALL THOUGHT SHE WAS, YOU KNOW?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- WELL--
- [blows whistle]
[music stops]
- GIVE ME A "P"!
GIVE ME AN "R"! - "R"!
- E-S-T-O-N SPELLS "PRESTON"!
HEY, LOOK OUT, Y'ALL! HERE WE COME!
PRESTON HIGH IS NUMBER ONE!
WE HAVE MADE IT! WE'RE THE BEST!
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE'RE ABOVE THE REST!
GO...PRESTON!
[crowd groans]
- YEAH! - WHOO!
- GO PRESTON! GO PRESTON!
GO, GO, GO PRESTON!
GO PRESTON! GO PRESTON!
GO, GO, GO PRESTON!
GO PRESTON! SEE? IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- ♪ YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE BEST 'CAUSE THE BEST DON'T REST ♪
♪ DON'T FOOL WITH THE COOL 'CAUSE THE COOL DON'T FOOL ♪
- THE COOL DON'T FOOL! - HEY, YOU!
CHECK US OUT. WHAT, WHAT?
- BLUE AND GOLD! - CHECK US OUT! WHOO, WHOO!
♪ MESS WITH THE BEST 'CAUSE THE BEST DON'T REST ♪
♪ FOOL WITH THE COOL 'CAUSE THE COOL DON'T FOOL ♪
- ♪ BLUE AND GOLD ♪ - [laughs]
- WE SHOULD GO. WE SHOULD--
- [laughs] BLUE AND GOLD! - BLUE AND GOLD!
YEAH! BLUE AND GOLD, LET'S GO!
BLUE AND GOLD! SUCK ON IT!
[women shrieking] - HERE WE GO!
- AMIGOS, FUTBOL AMERICANO.
- SI, SENOR!
- PRESTON!
WHOO! - WOW.
YOU REALLY SHOWED THEM, HUH? - I DID, DIDN'T I?
I THINK I PULLED A HAMSTRING. - REALLY?
'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD'VE PULLED A BICEP
THE WAY YOU WERE SHAKING THOSE POM-POMS.
- I NEVER WOULD HAVE SURVIVED THIS WITHOUT YOU.
- AH, WELL, YOU KIND OF MADE IT BEARABLE TOO.
- [laughs]
SO HOW ARE THINGS WITH BUBBLING BROOK?
- I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN...
I GUESS I SHOULD TELL HER I'M NOT INTERESTED, HUH?
- WELL, SHE DID COME ALL THE WAY HERE JUST TO SEE YOU.
- RIGHT.
BUT TECHNICALLY, I DIDN'T INVITE HER.
SO DOES THAT MAKE ME A JERK? - YEAH, WELL, KIND OF.
[laughs] OH, GOD, WHAT A NIGHT.
- I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, IT HASN'T BEEN THAT BAD.
ALL YOU'VE DONE IS RUIN YOUR DRESS,
DESTROY A SET, AND SHAKE YOUR POM-POMS.
- YOU FORGOT THE WHOLE LYING THING.
- RIGHT. - RIGHT.
- SO WHY ARE YOU STUFFING BRAS, GEORGIA?
I MEAN THE GEORGIA I KNEW--
SHE WOULD HAVE DEMANDED A JOB BY NOW.
YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE REALLY GOOD.
LOOK AT HOW HOT YOU USED TO MAKE ME LOOK.
- WELL, YOU WERE A VERY GOOD MODEL.
- IN A GLAM ROCK SORT OF WAY, YEAH.
[both laughing]
- AH, ARE WE DONE YET? - ALMOST.
ALL RIGHT, NOW GO LIKE THIS.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- I LOOK LIKE DAVID BOWIE, CIRCA '72.
- IS IT TOO MUCH LAME?
- NO, IT'S PERFECT.
IT'S PERFECT. - OKAY.
- WA-SHA! - SHA!
- [vocalizing] - [laughs]
[both laughing]
WASN'T NEARLY AS BAD AS MAKING ME SIT FOR HOURS
WHILE YOU DOODLED.
- DOODLED? I WAS MAKING ART!
DON'T MOVE.
- BEN-- - WOULD YOU SIT STILL?
I'M ALMOST FINISHED.
REALLY?
- [chuckles]
- IF YOU DON'T SIT STILL,
I'M GONNA PENCIL IN
A UNIBROW AND NOSE HAIRS, HUH?
AH, THAT'S IT.
UNIBROW COMING IN. HERE IT IS.
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- HEY. - I GOTTA GO.
HEY.
[laughs]
[laughs]
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE--
WE SET OFF THE FIREWORKS UNDER THE BLEACHERS?
- OF COURSE. - [laughs]
- OH, GOD, THAT POOR MASCOT.
both: GO CHIPMUNK, GO CHIPMUNK, GO!
GO CHIPMUNK, GO CHIPMUNK, GO!
[laughs]
- OH, WHAT ABOUT THAT FOOD FIGHT IN THE CAFETERIA?
OH, CRAIG WAS SO PISSED ABOUT HIS JERSEY.
- HE WAS. - [laughs]
- I REMEMBER.
- YOU KNOW, THE REASON I CAME HERE TONIGHT
ISN'T JUST SO I COULD T.P. MEYERS'S OFFICES.
IT'S 'CAUSE I SAW YOU RSVP'D.
- FOR REAL?
- FOR REAL.
[cheering and laughing]
- BATTLE CRY!
- [grunts]
[cheering]
HEY, SPORT, THAT WAS AN AWESOME CHEER.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
I MEAN, YOU GOT ALL THE GUYS STOKED FOR A GAME.
[all cheering] - WOW.
- YEAH! - WHA--!
- COME ON, YOU AND THESE POM-POMS
ARE COMING WITH ME.
HEY, CHECK IT OUT, GUYS.
WE GOT OUR OWN CHEERLEADING SQUAD, HUH?
- GO CHIPMUNKS, GO CHIPMUNKS, GO!
GO CHIPMUNKS, GO CHIPMUNKS!
- YEAH! [laughs]
GO PRESTON!
[thud]
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
HE SAYS HE STILL WANTED TO BE FRIENDS,
BUT HE'S UNFRIENDED ME FROM ALL OF HIS NETWORKS.
- HEATHER, HE JUST SAID THAT
SO YOU WOULDN'T GO CRAZY WHEN HE DUMPED YOU.
- IT'S CLASSIC BREAKUP 101.
- [crying] OH, MY GOD.
- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HEATHER.
MAYBE IF YOU'D STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE,
YOU WOULDN'T GET DUMPED ALL THE TIME,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
- I JUST WANT TO EAT THIS TO MAKE ME--
- DOORMAT.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A CHOCOLATE-COVERED DOORMAT.
[thud]
- DO YOU GUYS KN-- OH, THERE THEY ARE.
[sighs]
IF YOU HAVE EXTRA TIME, WHY DON'T YOU PRACTICE?
- [laughs] THANK YOU.
NOW WE'VE ALREADY HAD ONE NUMBER RUINED,
AND I WILL NOT HAVE THE NEXT ONE RUINED.
SO PULL IT TOGETHER.
- SPEAKING OF WHICH, UM, WHERE IS GEORGIA?
- STAYING AWAY, I HOPE.
- SHE WOULDN'T SERIOUSLY CONSIDER GETTING BACK ON STAGE.
WAIT, WOULD SHE? - [crying quietly]
- WHO KNOWS WITH THAT TRAIN WRECK.
AND I, FOR ONE, HAVE WORKED TOO HARD.
SO I SAY WE TAKE A VOTE ON CUTTING GEORGIA OUT.
- OF THE FINAL ROUTINE?
- OF GLEE CLUB.
[both gasping]
BECAUSE AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
A LIAR IS NOT GLEE MATERIAL.
- BUT WHAT ABOUT HER SOLO?
- I'LL DO IT.
NOW ALL THOSE IN FAVOR, RAISE YOUR HAND.
- OW.
- SO IT'S SETTLED.
GEORGIA HUNT IS NO LONGER A MEMBER OF GLEE CLUB.
- [crying] NO...
[all cheering]
all: GO CHIPMUNKS! [cheering]
[indistinct shouting]
- LET'S GO, BOYS! YEAH!
- GEORGIA.
GEORGIA?
OH.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
- DON'T ASK.
- WELL...
WELL, WE'VE GOTTA GET YOU CLEANED UP FOR YOUR--
FOR YOUR GLEE CLUB SOLO. - MOM.
I AM NOT GETTING BACK ON THAT STAGE TONIGHT.
AND EVEN IF I WANTED TO, THE GLEE CLUB WON'T LET ME.
- WHO--WHO CARES WHAT THOSE JEALOUS GIRLS THINK?
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY WANT YOU IN THE CLUB
BECAUSE YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LIKE THEM.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO TEAR SOMEBODY DOWN
TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER.
SO YOU GO OUT THERE,
AND YOU DO YOUR BEST.
- OKAY? - OKAY.
- I'D HUG YOU BUT YOU'RE SO FULL OF MUD.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO. COME ON.
- KATIE.
WOW.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
- I SEEM TO BE HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY ZIPPER.
COULD YOU?
- [chuckles]
- YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT YOUR STUDENT ANYMORE.
AND DO YOU KNOW
THE BENEFIT OF ME BEING ALL GROWN-UP?
I'M TOTALLY LEGAL.
[feedback over microphone] - OH.
[laughter]
YOUR CLASSROOM, MIDNIGHT.
[muffled dance music]
♪ ♪
- CHECK IT OUT.
I ALREADY ACCEPTED 30 NEW FRIEND REQUESTS FROM TONIGHT.
- THAT'S GREAT. LISTEN, BROOK.
I'M SORRY YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY.
- OH, I LOVE THIS SONG. COME AND DANCE WITH ME.
- OH, NO, I DON'T DANCE. - BUT YOU DANCED FOR GEORGIA!
IN FACT, YOU'VE BEEN WITH GEORGIA ALL NIGHT LONG.
[gasping]
- WHAT?
- YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER.
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH GEORGIA!
- AH, HELLO. HELLO, HELLO.
[chuckles] UH, HEY.
I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS,
BUT WELL, THE EVENING'S ALMOST COME TO AN END.
[crowd booing]
IT'S TRULY AMAZING WHAT A FEW YEARS CAN DO.
AS I RECALL, THE DAY YOU GUYS GRADUATED,
YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.
[laughter]
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY,
IT'S REALLY BEEN A PLEASURE SEEING YOU GUYS,
HOW YOU'VE GROWN UP, AND BECOME--
- LEGAL!
[laughter]
- UH.
ANYWAY, UM, SO TO END THE EVENING,
WE'VE GOT ONCE AGAIN,
YOUR ONE AND ONLY AWARD-WINNING GLEE CLUB!
[cheers and applause]
[ O Christmas Tree plays]
- READY, GIRLS?
all: ♪ YOUR BOUGHS ARE GREEN ♪
♪ WITH SUMMER'S GLOW ♪
♪ AND DO NOT FADE IN WINTER SNOW ♪
♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ YOUR MAJESTIC BEAUTY ♪ - YEAH!
all: ♪ CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ YOUR MAJESTIC BEAUTY ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ YOUR MAJESTIC BEAUTY ♪
♪ ♪
♪ FOR EVERY YEAR, THE CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ BRINGS TO US ♪
♪ BOTH JOY AND GLEE ♪ - YEAH!
all: ♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ THE PLEASURE THAT YOU BRING ME ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ THE PLEASURE THAT YOU BRING ME ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ THE PLEASURE THAT YOU BRING ME ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ EACH BOUGH DOTH HOLD ITS TINY LIGHT ♪
♪ BUT MAKES EACH TOY TO SPARKLE BRIGHT ♪
♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ YOUR CANDLE SHINES SO BRIGHTLY ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ YOUR CANDLE SHINES SO BRIGHTLY ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ YOUR CANDLE SHINES SO BRIGHTLY ♪
[cheers and applause]
- MWAH.
[cheers and applause]
- LISTEN.
I'M GONNA GO HOME. DO YOU WANT A RIDE?
- ACTUALLY, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU,
I WOULD KIND OF LIKE TO STAY.
DO YOU MIND? - NO, GO AHEAD.
- OKAY. OKAY, BYE.
[muffled country rock music]
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- I BELIEVE THIS IS MY SOLO.
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE IT UP, GEORGIA?
YOU'RE JUST GONNA RUIN IT.
- AND WHAT? EMBARRASS YOU?
TORY, YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL,
BUT UNDERNEATH ALL OF THE MAKEUP,
YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON.
- WELL, AT LEAST I AM NOT A LIAR.
- HEY, EVERYBODY. [chuckles]
I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING SUCH A GREAT TIME TONIGHT.
[cheers and applause]
YAY! [laughs]
I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE FIRST DANCE NUMBER.
I GUESS I-I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO REHEARSAL.
UM, I JUST WANT TO SAY
I KNOW A LOT OF YOU VOTED FOR ME
FOR MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED,
AND THAT HASN'T EXACTLY HAPPENED.
IT'S HARD. I MEAN, YOU GET OUT OF THIS PLACE
AND THINGS ARE A LOT DIFFERENT THAN YOU IMAGINED.
- HEAR, HEAR.
- UM, BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOUR VOTES--
THEY REALLY MEAN A LOT TO ME,
AND I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP.
SO...
THANK YOU. [chuckles]
- [chanting] GEORGIA!
GEORGIA!
[all chanting] GEORGIA! GEORGIA!
GEORGIA! GEORGIA! GEORGIA!
GEORGIA! GEORGIA!
GEORGIA! GEORGIA! GEORGIA! GEORGIA!
GEORGIA! GEORGIA! GEORGIA!
[cheers and applause]
[ O Holy Night plays]
- ♪ O, HOLY NIGHT ♪
♪ THE STARS ARE BRIGHTLY SHINING ♪
♪ IT IS THE NIGHT ♪
♪ OF OUR DEAR SAVIOR'S BIRTH ♪
♪ LONG LAY THE WORLD ♪
♪ IN SIN AND ERROR PINING ♪
♪ TILL HE APPEARED ♪
♪ AND THE SOUL FELT ITS WORTH ♪
♪ A THRILL OF HOPE ♪
♪ THE WEARY WORLD REJOICES ♪
♪ FOR YONDER BREAKS ♪
♪ A NEW AND GLORIOUS MORN ♪
♪ FALL ON YOUR KNEES ♪
♪ ♪
♪ O, HEAR ♪
♪ THE ANGEL VOICES ♪
♪ O, NIGHT DIVINE ♪
♪ O, NIGHT ♪
♪ WHEN CHRIST WAS BORN ♪
♪ O, NIGHT ♪
♪ DIVINE ♪
♪ O, NIGHT ♪
♪ O, NIGHT DIVINE ♪
♪ ♪
♪ FALL ON YOUR KNEES ♪
♪ O, HEAR ♪
♪ O, HEAR THE ANGEL VOICES ♪
♪ O, NIGHT ♪
♪ DIVINE ♪
♪ O, NIGHT ♪
♪ WHEN CHRIST WAS BORN ♪
- YOU SHOULD TELL HER. - ♪ O, NIGHT ♪
♪ DIVINE ♪
♪ O, NIGHT ♪
♪ O, NIGHT DIVINE ♪
[cheers and applause]
[laughs]
- OKAY, OKAY. MOVING THINGS ALONG.
[laughs]
[gasps] - HO, HO, HO, HO.
HO, HO, HO, HO.
- LOOK WHO IT IS, EVERYONE. IT'S THE SECRET SANTA.
- WHO WILL BE YOUR SECRET SANTA, HMM?
SURPRISE, SURPRISE. [laughs]
- YOU WERE SO GOOD. - THANK YOU.
- AND IT SEEMS SANTA DIDN'T FORGET YOU, GEORGIA.
- THANK YOU.
[soft rock music]
♪ ♪
[gasps]
BEN, IS THIS--
- YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVE IT.
- YOU WERE AMAZING TONIGHT.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU KNOW, GEORGIA, I'M SORRY I LOST TOUCH.
AFTER GRADUATION, I HAD TO GET AWAY.
I HAD TO GET AWAY FROM YOU.
- GET AWAY FROM ME? WHY? WHAT DID I DO?
- NOTHING. NO, NO, NO.
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
YOU WERE JUST...YOU.
BEAUTIFUL, SMART, TALENTED YOU.
AND I'VE KNOWN THAT EVERY SECOND,
OF EVERY MINUTE, OF EVERY HOUR I HAVE KNOWN YOU.
- HEY, SPORT.
CAN I STEAL YOU FOR THIS DANCE?
- UM.
[gentle music]
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- YOU KNOW, I'M REAL GLAD YOU CAME TONIGHT.
I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF LIKE DEJA VU, RIGHT?
YOU AND ME, TOGETHER AGAIN.
JUST LIKE PROM.
- [laughs]
[Simple Minds' Don't You (Forget About Me)]
- ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
- SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
all: YEAH! - HEY, WHOO!
[laughs] DO YOU KNOW WHERE CRAIG IS?
- UM, NO. UM, I DON'T.
- THANKS. - MM-HMM.
♪ ♪
- ♪ WON'T YOU COME SEE ABOUT ME? ♪
♪ I'LL BE ALONE ♪
- HEY. - HEY.
- WHERE WERE YOU?
- I WAS JUST CHECKING TO SEE
IF I LEFT SOMETHING IN HOMEROOM.
- [laughs] - ♪ GIVING ME EVERYTHING ♪
- YOU LOOK SO NICE.
- YOU TOO. OH, MY.
[door opens]
- ♪ LOVE'S STRANGE, SO REAL IN THE DARK ♪
[door closes]
♪ TENDER THINGS THAT WE WERE WORKING ON ♪
- REALLY? - SPORT, THAT WAS--
IT'S NOTHING WITH TORY.
IT'S JUST PHYSICAL.
YOU'RE MY GIRL, SPORT.
- ♪ DON'T YOU ♪
♪ FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
- I THINK WE'RE DONE.
- ♪ DON'T, DON'T, DON'T ♪ - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HEY.
HEY! HEY!
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY DUMPING ME ON PROM, ARE YOU?
[Somewhere over the Rainbow/ What a Wonderful World
by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole]
- [vocalizing]
- HEY. - HEY.
- LAST SONG OF THE NIGHT.
AREN'T YOU AND CRAIG GONNA-- [clicks tongue]
- I DON'T CARE.
- WELL, I WOULD HATE FOR YOUR LAST MEMORY OF HIGH SCHOOL
TO BE THIS STICKY TABLE
AND PROBABLY VERY UNCOMFORTABLE FOLDING CHAIR.
- ♪ AND THE DREAMS ♪ - [clears throat]
- ♪ THAT YOU DREAMED OF ONCE ♪
- COME ON.
- ♪ IN A LULLABY ♪ - THERE WE GO.
- ♪ I ♪
♪ OH, SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW ♪
- SEE, THIS ISN'T SO BAD, IS IT?
I MEAN, I COULD ACT LIKE A TOTAL MEATHEAD
AND PRETEND TO BE REALLY COOL,
BUT IT MIGHT RUIN MY LEGACY.
- ♪ AND THE DREAMS ♪ - WHAT LEGACY IS THAT?
- ♪ THAT YOU DREAMED OF ♪
- BEING THE MOST AMAZING GUY YOU NEVER HAD.
- ♪ DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE ♪
♪ OOH ♪
♪ SOME DAY, I'LL WISH UPON A STAR ♪
♪ WAKE UP WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE FAR BEHIND ♪
- [laughs]
IT'S NOT YOU.
- WHAT?
- WE DIDN'T HAVE THE LAST DANCE,
AND I WASN'T JUST BEING INSECURE.
YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.
- HEY, SPORT, WHAT'S-- WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?
- I HAD IT ALL WRONG. I MEAN, I HAD IT RIGHT.
WE'RE NOT MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
- UH, THAT WAS, LIKE, FOREVER AGO.
I MEAN, WE'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE NOW.
- REALLY?
BECAUSE SOMEHOW THIS SEEMS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ALL OVER AGAIN.
GOOD LUCK, CRAIG.
- HEY, GEORGIA, TORY TOLD ME ABOUT ALL THE LIES,
SO LET'S NOT CALL THE KETTLE BLACK HERE.
I MEAN, AN ASSISTANT? REALLY?
NOT EXACTLY THE TROPHY WIFE I WAS LOOKING FOR ANYWAY.
- ♪ IF I COULD ♪
♪ THEN I WOULD ♪
♪ I'LL GO WHEREVER YOU WILL GO ♪
- HAVE YOU SEEN BEN? - I THINK I JUST SAW HIM LEAVE.
YOU REALLY SHOULD GO TALK TO HIM.
- BEN OLIVER. ANYBODY SEEN BEN OLIVER?
- YES. I'LL TAKE IT TO HIM.
TAKE CARE OF THIS. - SURE.
[gasps]
- ♪ RUN AWAY WITH MY HOPE ♪
♪ RUN AWAY ♪
- ♪ 'CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ AND THERE'S NO ONE I'M MORE INTO ♪
- HEY. - HI.
- ♪ 'CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT ♪
♪ TO BE WITH YOU ♪
- BEN, PLEASE WAIT.
BEN, DON'T LEAVE.
WAIT!
- IT'S LATE.
- I KNOW, BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.
I'M SO SORRY I HURT YOU.
I CAME HERE TONIGHT FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS.
- YEAH, YOU CAME HERE TO GET CRAIG BACK.
YOU MADE THAT PERFECTLY CLEAR.
- YES, I DID.
I WASN'T THINKING CLEARLY, BUT I AM NOW.
- I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST TRUST THAT?
BECAUSE I HAVE POURED MY HEART, MY SOUL OUT TO YOU,
AND IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER.
I'M SORRY, GEORGIA.
I CAN'T LET YOU STEP ON MY HEART ANYMORE.
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
- FORGIVENESS.
AND I CAN'T LET YOU LEAVE TONIGHT
WITHOUT YOUR SECRET SANTA GIFT.
[chuckles]
[laughs]
I ADDED MORE LAME BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE IT.
[laughs]
AND I WOULD HATE FOR THE LAST MEMORY
OF THIS REUNION TO BE YOU STANDING ALONE
AND ME NOT DANCING
WITH THE MOST AMAZING GUY THAT I DID HAVE.
[giggles]
[Somewhere over the Rainbow/ What a Wonderful World
by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole]
♪ ♪
- [vocalizing]
- [laughs] - THAT'S AMAZING.
- THAT'S SO AWESOME! - THEY LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER.
- [vocalizing]
[vocalizing]
♪ SOMEWHERE ♪
♪ OVER THE RAINBOW ♪
♪ WAY UP HIGH ♪
♪ AND THE DREAMS ♪
♪ THAT YOU DREAM OF ONCE ♪
♪ IN A LULLABY ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ OH, SOMEWHERE ♪
- SO WHOSE PARENTS' HOUSE ARE WE GONNA SPEND CHRISTMAS AT?
- MINE.
- GOOD. YOUR MOM ALWAYS DID LOVE ME.
- MAKES UP FOR DAD. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOUR DAD DOESN'T LIKE ME? - I NEVER SAID THAT.
- WELL, WHAT'D YOU SAY? - I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DID I SAY? - DON'T DO THAT.
- WHAT? ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH A QUESTION?
YOU HATE THAT. IT DRIVES YOU NUTS.
- YES, I HATE THAT. - [laughs]
- IS THIS HOW IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE?
- YES.
- GOOD.
[Auld Lang Syne plays]
- ♪ SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT ♪
♪ AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND? ♪
♪ SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT ♪
♪ AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE? ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE, MY DEAR ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪
♪ WE'LL TAKE A CUP OF KINDNESS YET ♪
- [purrs]
- ♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪
♪ ♪
♪ AND SURELY YOU'LL BUY YOUR PINT ♪
♪ AND SURELY I'LL BUY MINE ♪
♪ WE'LL TAKE A CUP OF KINDNESS YET ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE, MY DEAR ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪
♪ WE'LL TAKE A CUP OF KINDNESS YET ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪
♪ WE TWO HAVE PADDLED IN THE STREAM ♪
♪ FROM MORNING SUN TILL DINE ♪
♪ BUT SEAS BETWEEN US BROAD HAVE ROARED ♪
♪ SINCE AULD LANG SYNE ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE, MY DEAR ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪
♪ WE'LL TAKE A CUP OF KINDNESS YET ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪
♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪