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Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...
Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to magically slap some pretty faces with your dancepole.
Before wrecking every lane like a Winnie The Pooh, you must take your blue buff, red buff and blablabla to become a level 3 rainbow monster.
And then, use your chicken siren on the grass to destroy these stupid cameras that Teemo's grandpa gave to random people for free.
Now that you completed these two easy steps directly taken from the Season 4 Jungler's Guide For Dummies, you can finally *** the opposite team with your ButtFucking Friends.
And the success of your ganks all depends on how you use one skill : the Helicopter Smash.
A super bad Jax will use that skill way too early, which results in the enemy getting away and laughing at you because he saw you coming from miles away.
But if you're really lucky, you will be able to stun someone that is simply too lazy
to make the smallest detour in the world to avoid a lamppost strike on the lower gun.
If you insist in using your Helicopter Smash early to turn a bad Jax into a god Jax,
you better jump on a guy that has no escape to stun him in order to have a marvelous foursome that you'll never forget.
The little *** ninja has an escape skill? Then wait until he uses that Electric Train to stick your stick on his fake stick.
Another thing you can do is create a CC combo with your ButtFucking Friend to permalock an unlucky baby boy on the ground
and all he can do is watch two guys fist him from both sides.
Do you want to surprise a sexy lady? Then swing your baton on that head before she has a chance to use a single technique on you.
However, the very best way to use your Helicopter Smash is to follow a troll, block his path while your teammate shoots him with a bullet swarm
and use your other skills when he's low enough to steal his pocket change.
Alright, enough with all the blabla about one damn skill.
What Uncle Couille wants to show you is that later on, you'll be able to secure every single kill with any other skill!
That's right! Be it a lamppost smack in the enemy's ***, a shiny stick strike on the enemy's cheetos,
a huggies jump on an ugly lady or any of these skills combined together,
your AP setup will never fail to get you the kill.
But, be aware that your jump can be used on a sexless friend, so be sure to not use it on his rock solid **** if you want to be the best KS master in the world.
Usually, people will use a hidden Hadouken skill learned from Grandpa Teemo Sensei
on someone right before using any technique to increase the magic damage done to the unlucky peasant,
but you can also use it in the end to level up from being the best KS master in the world to the best KS master in the galaxy.
Disco-dance trinket, check!
Mini fireball, check!
Tombstone, check!
Don't worry, kids. The party's just getting started.
But please, for the love of God, do not use that Hadouken in the middle of your combo
or you'll start leaking out some Jesus tears because you just got KSed by Leblanc's magic ***.
Thanks to your Lich Bane, you will become a mini Nasus that deals ridiculous damage.
Admire the beauty of golden Jax.
And now, you can freely jump over the trees to (SEXY CYRUS).
In teamfights, you can just stay immobile until an easy target is in sight and jump over the trees on the victim to smash her into pieces.
Doing it once isn't enough to satisfy your ***, so dive on that fuckabish even if she's more ugly than the high school kid that stalks you 24/7.
If there's an obstacle between you and Santa's personal ***, you can use this security camera to hop over it, no problem.
And then, feel free to do anything dirty to her, let your buddies have their fun with her while you chase her grandfather,
do not give up the hunt even if he's a bit far away because you'll be able to jump on him when you close the gap between you
and follow him to the other side of the world until you can use your ButtFucking Jump-Shiny Stick Strike combo for the kill.
Spiderman's wife's trying to bite your teammate? Save him by stunning that insect with your Helicopter Smash and he'll be fi...
A beautiful lady sacrifices herself to rescue her pet? That works for me, three persons were needed to plug all her holes.
Well then, it's time to use that convenient trinket on a brush to make sure there's no ward and ninja gank these poor little...
Aw come on!
That's it for today, people!
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Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I will only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.
Ciaossu!