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But you're not supposed to say Piquet rhymes with sobriquet.
Had this invalid invalid Worthless documents? How pallid,
How uncouth he, couchant, looked, When for Portsmouth I had booked!
Zeus, Thebes, Thales, Aphrodite, Paramour, enamoured, flighty,
Episodes, antipodes, Acquiesce, and obsequies.
Please don't monkey with the geyser, Don't peel 'taters with my razor,
Rather say in accents pure: Nature, stature and mature.
Pious, impious, limb, climb, glumly, Worsted, worsted, crumbly, dumbly,
Conquer, conquest, vase, phase, fan, Wan, sedan and artisan.
The TH will surely trouble you More than R, CH or W.
Say then these phonetic gems: Thomas, thyme, Theresa, Thames.
Thompson, Chatham, Waltham, Streatham, There are more but I forget 'em-
Wait! I've got it: Anthony, Lighten your anxiety.
The archaic word albeit Does not rhyme with eight-you see it;
With and forthwith, one has voice, One has not, you make your choice.
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say: finger; Then say: singer, ginger, linger.
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze and gauge,