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Hey, Hulkies.
Well, things were really super-awesome.
Until they got really, really
not at all awesome, fast,
thanks to a certain long-headed freak,
who framed us as criminals on Earth.
And then got us stranded
on what seems to be
Skaar's home.
This Skaar's home.
(Crowd cheers)
Welcome to Sakaar, Hulks,
where I am the strongest one there is.
Couldn't take over Earth, so you
settled for this primitive mudball?
(Grunts)
Sorry, Skaar.
This "mudball" will be
your final resting place,
my primitive green friend.
Sakaar has flourished under my rule,
and when I tame the people of
Earth, it too will know my grace.
(Crowd cheers)
And you will forever be remembered,
as the monsters you are.
The only thing people are
gonna remember about you,
is that Hulk, the hero,
kicked your big-headed butt
on another planet.
Let's see if you're heroes
on Sakaar, shall we?
My subjects, I am sure
you remember gentle Skaar,
who so kindly watched out
for your well-being?
(Crowd boos)
Skaar not enemy
You not know Skaar.
Oh, my dear Skaar, have you forgotten,
what did you did to these poor people?
A shame.
We'll have to correct that.
(Grunts)
Wait! Let me handle this.
Fear not, citizens!
You all know how we deal with "the unruly".
(Crowd cheers)
Well, come and get me, Hulk!
(Growling)
Hulk smash!
(Whirring)
(Hulk screaming)
Aah!
(screaming)
If any of you need a reminder
of how we deal with traitors,
upstarts, and villains,
allow me to indulge you.
(Monster growls)
A-Bomb: Oh, terrific
Don't people know I hate bugs?
(Crowd cheers)
(Roars)
Personally, I've been waiting
all morning to punch something.
(Roars)
(Shouts)
Ditto, shulkie!
Skaar hate stingy thing!
Now your eight, gross bug-eyes see me.
And now they don't!
(Crowd cheers)
(Grunting)
Not here for your entertainment!
The Leader: Well, they survived!
I suppose we could let them go,
but I recommend we punish them some more.
By throwing them in the pit!
Cheer if you agree with me.
I said "cheer!"
(Crowd cheers)
(Crowd chants)
Hulk: He's got control chips on everybody.
The Leader: Bingo!
Aah!
- Red Hulk: Where are we?
- A-Bomb: The pit, duh.
Everybody, okay?
(Gasps)
Where's Jen? Jen?
Jen?
(Roars)
You fear for the girl?
(Laughs)
She's much better off than you are.
Move.
A-Bomb: Hulk, this is nuts!
We don't even know what galaxy we're in,
and everyone back on Earth thinks
we smashed Vista Verde and bailed.
We gotta get home, dude.
Can't break it to Rick, but I
don't think we'll ever be able,
to get people back home on our side.
Some things you just
can't bounce back from.
Got a long way to go before
clearing our names, Rick.
We can't leave until we free these
people from Leader's control.
Ah, what is the matter with you?
Is that control chip
messin' with your head?
Hulk: No.
Just like back home,
we help people whether
they hate us or not.
Maybe Sakaar not want Hulk's help.
A-Bomb: Yeah, well, it sure looks
like these peeps could use it.
Skaar.
A-Bomb: Uh, hey!
We're the agents of S.
M.
A.
S.
H.
and it looks like we'll be doing a
lot of smashing with you guys, huh?
(Chuckles)
Whoever said humor is universal,
obviously hasn't been to
the slave mines of Sakaar!
You remember anything yet?
Sure got these guys' attention.
Skaar remember Skaar did his job.
Oh, brother, that ain't good.
(Rumbling)
What in tarnation?
Miek: It's the belly it swallows all.
None have returned.
Hey, zappy, what're we digging for?
Aah!
Now, get to work!
If Leader already has these
people under his control,
then what's he need
all these new chips for?
Earth.
Isn't it beautiful?
- Try it on.
- Ugh.
What happened?
Oh, no, you don't!
Where am I?
Why, the palace, of course.
And my friends?
The Leader: They're safe.
As long as you behave
My Queen.
She-Hulk: Queen?
Why you creepy little
Aah!
Don't flatter yourself.
"Collateral" and "insurance policy.
"
Just didn't quite have the
same ring to them as "Queen.
"
But your part comes later.
For now, enjoy your new jewelry.
Fighting spiders? Digging ditches?
Math?
Whatever the boys are up to, it
ain't as bad as wearing a tiara.
Skaar: Skaar remember now.
People here hate Skaar
for what Leader make Skaar do.
Like Korg.
He Skaar's enemy.
People here never help Hulks.
Just hate Hulks.
We've all been hated.
Can't change what Leader made you do,
but you can change what they think of you.
Hulk: Why are the guards taking a break?
'Bout time we got ourselves a
shot, at the big, bad Skaar!
Leader's enforcer is nothing now!
Hey.
Everyone take it easy.
That's not who Skaar is anymore.
Can it, Greenie.
Want respect?
Hit the biggest guy first!
A-Bomb: Nice work, Red, I
think they're coming around!
Korg: Gotcha, Skaar.
At last, our revenge!
Into the belly with him!
No!
Aah!
Skaar!
Hiroim: Enough!
When Leader finds out you
destroyed his prized pets,
you may find yourself
in the belly with them.
How 'bout we see how tough you are,
without your little shock stick?
Betcha I could whip you with my
pinky finger and a blindfold.
I better inform the Leader
of the incident.
Aah.
That's the stuff.
Bring it!
I'll be back for you.
I'll be counting the minutes.
You big red gorilla.
This is serious!
We just lost Hulk and Skaar!
For all we know, they could be
Man up, Jones.
Greenie can take
a neutron bomb in the chest,
you think a tumble down a
well is gonna hurt him?
Ah.
Good good point.
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
These guys fear big, tall,
and sandy over there.
Ooh, so we smash him with kindness?
Eh.
Yeah, something like that.
But you know, we might just have to
smash him the old-fashioned way.
Now, you get all camo'ed up
and track down She-Hulk.
Time to bust outta this rock-factory.
Skaar, that you?
Camera's finally good for something.
Skaar! Settle down.
It's me.
Skaar sorry.
Skaar thought Hulk was monster.
No sweat.
I'm used to it.
Hulk risk everything for Skaar.
No matter what everyone else thinks
of us, we stick by each other.
Now let's go get the rest of our family.
Remind me to thank Korg
for throwing us right
to the exit.
No! Skaar save Hulk!
Hulk Skaar only friend!
Give Hulk back!
(Spits)
Somebody get me a tissue.
(Monster roars)
Must've scared it off.
Skaar: Or he not like taste of Hulk.
Skaar: Leader's palace up there.
Hulk: Better start jumping.
Got a long way to go.
Don't like being
out in the open like this.
Remember any secret shortcuts?
Skaar know that cave.
Lucky girl.
You are to be wed
to the all-powerful Emperor.
Honey, he's lucky
I haven't pounded his noggin
back to normal size.
Shh.
Such talk.
We owe Leader a great debt.
He civilized us.
Gave us technology and energy.
Yeah, to control and enslave you!
Get me one of these.
I think I know how to stop
him, and get you your freedom.
Am I allowed in here?
(Gasps)
Absolutely not!
You're okay!
Where's Hulk?
Uh, jury's still out on that one.
He's okay, though.
I think.
Now, come on.
Let's get out of here.
No, I can do more damage from in here.
Go find Hulk.
Yeesh, everyone's so bossy today.
Found Jen.
She's engaged.
How's it going down here?
Engaged? To what?
Eh, never mind.
I don't really care.
Bug-face here, Miek, says there's
a rumor going around of a revolt.
What? You started that rumor.
It's called disinfo, genius.
I'll handle the guards.
You get Korg on our side.
All right, look dude.
You wanna dig up rocks,
for the rest of your life, that's fine.
But me and the red guy
got bigger plans than that.
So you got two choices.
Join us or get smashed!
Or I guess there's a third option where
you just hang out and watch while we
We're with you, Blue.
Gotta distract the guards,
so let's make it convincing, huh?
Awesome oh, wait, right.
Unhand me, you fiend!
Hey, break it up!
Get 'em!
Alley-oop!
All right, tough guy,
get ready to see red!
Starting to make me.
Mad!
(Grunts)
Boo! Ooh, I got my spin punch workin'!
Bam!
Fellow slaves, these two
warriors are on our side.
Today, we take back our freedom!
What's the matter?
Can't take a guy in a fair fight?
Red fool.
Leader will destroy you all.
Let him try.
(Grunts)
This'll control you no more.
Slave: Freedom!
(Slaves cheer)
You have their support but Skaar
will not be forgiven so easily.
The people will want revenge.
Using his subhuman intelligence and
dumb luck, your cousin has escaped.
He'll come for you,
and I'll be waiting.
Yeah, waiting to catch a smack-down.
(Whirring)
Aah!
You will learn your place, my Queen.
Skaar home.
Skaar see Leader make people forget.
Pictures make sure Skaar remember.
This Skaar's story.
Skaar was small and lived here alone.
A family found Skaar.
Skaar got strong and protected family.
Until one day Leader came.
And took Skaar away.
Made Skaar do bad things.
He turned you into a villain,
just like he did us back home.
Earth might never accept us again,
but we can set things right here.
Wrong.
You're doomed on both planets.
(Both cough)
Why didn't you escape with your
friend when you had the chance?
Because your freedom
is worth fighting for.
The Leader: Welcome, my
beloved citizens of Sakaar,
to the climatic final battle!
Two Hulks enter.
One Hulk leaves.
Shock me all you want,
but we're not fighting.
Very well.
I'll just shock her instead.
Aah!
Now, fight, or She-Hulk
will be the first to fall!
(She-Hulk groans)
You caged me like an animal, Hulk.
From the moment you locked that
cell, I planned my revenge.
It all comes down to this moment.
You tried to take over the planet.
Three meals a day and a cell was more than
you deserved for the pain you caused.
Speaking of pain.
(Groans)
Get on with the show!
Skaar let Hulk win to save She-Hulk.
No, we can find a way
No other way!
Skaar force Hulk to fight!
(Crowd cheers)
I don't suppose you guys have an
intergalactic airport around here, huh?
Teleporter? Wormhole? Magic phone booth?
There's one craft.
It belongs to Emperor Leader.
Yeah, we'll be hijacking that.
(Crowd cheers overhead)
Arena must be right above us.
Shake a leg, Jones!
Hit Skaar!
What you waiting for? Come on!
Yes, Hulk.
Fight back.
Let the beast loose
and destroy your friend!
Thank you.
Skaar make sacrifice to save friends!
Hulk must win!
(Crowd cheers)
You win them, we all win.
(Skaar grunts)
The Leader: Will you finish him!
No!
(Crowd gasps)
Skaar sorry for all the bad Skaar did.
Boring.
(Groans)
Skaar should have fought back harder.
Skaar not make mistake again.
Skaar fight for people.
(Crowd murmurs)
Woman: He's protecting us.
Man: He defies the Leader?
Let him go!
Don't tell me this Neanderthal's
sob story got to you.
I elevated you from slime!
You squalid half-wits owe me everything!
(All groan)
Guess I'll have to start all over again.
With Earth.
She-Hulk: Got you
a wedding present, my King.
(Screaming)
Your public awaits.
(Screaming)
(Crowd clamors)
People will always
see the truth eventually.
And you will never see the obvious.
I'm always a step ahead!
My ship is the only way off this planet,
so even if you live, you'll
still perish here in the end!
No talk.
Time for smash!
Impossible!
Fall, you brute!
What he said!
No! No! No!
Hulk: Sakaar is free from you.
The Leader: You want my practice planet?
Keep it.
I've got all I need
to take over the Earth.
Change of flight plan.
A-Bomb: Each passenger only gets
one carry-on, mountain head.
So you are gonna have to check these.
A-bombs away!
Whoa aah!
Not through yet!
On three?
Three.
Aah!
(Crowd cheers)
I don't often admit this, but I was wrong.
No matter how bad it looks, you
can always turn it around.
Maybe Earth will see us
as heroes again, one day.
Kaifi: Thank you, Skaar and friends.
You have liberated us all.
We're done answering to a single leader.
This time, we rule as one.
Where'd he go? Leader?
There's nowhere on this
planet he can hide from us.
We will find Leader, and
make him pay for his crimes!
(Crowd cheers)
You know, he's probably
worse off here than on Earth.
And I'm okay with that.
A-Bomb: Can we get a move on?
We have some serious work
to do back home, remember?
The whole "getting framed
for wrecking our town" thing?
Fine.
But I don't like it.
You better keep in touch.
Just in case.
Red Hulk: Ready to head home?
Leader's got this thing's
coordinates set for Earth.
- Skaar: Home!
- A-Bomb: Oh, yeah.
She-Hulk: Yes, please.
Correction, it was set for Earth.
Red Hulk: Hitch up your drawers, Hulkies.
We're outta here!
A-Bomb: Oh, I can taste
the gamma burgers already.
Hulk: They're on me.
And we'll
be home just in time for dinner.
Hulk: Whoa.
What was that?
(Console beeps)
Uh-oh, navigation system just went south.
Then that means.
We're lost in space.
Don't worry.
We'll get home somehow.
No, we won't! We're lost in space!
Danger! Danger! Danger!
Danger! Danger! Danger
Hulk out.