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I'm not going to Coachella this year because it's gotten way too corporate.
What do you think my outfit should be? I'm thinking like Hipster Woodstock Bohemian Chic.
Don't even get me started on Hot Topic. It's so gross. "I need more buttons."
Should I bring my Coach purse to Coachella? It's going to be a sea of v-necks, and hipster glasses. These are prescription.
Do you think i have to wear flats?
Coachella makes me want to cut myself.
I wanna say it's all about music, but I really think that it's about the experience.
Wait, we aren't camping, right? Because I am super afraid of bears.
I prefer an intimate concert setting.
That's why I don't go to Coachella.
Last weekend
I took this crazy hit of acid and had a
really intense conversation with Tupac's hologram.
My plan is to stay super hydrated in case somebody slips me some of the ecstasy.
My friend keeps saying he's bringing her friend Molly, but I don't who
Molly is.
Never take ecstasy from strangers, unless you get good vibes.
The Buzzcocks?
They're from like the 90's, right? Their lastest album was way too mainstream for me. I think it sold like,
5,000 copies.
I'm really excited to see The Black Keys because I love hip hop.
I had coffee with Jeff Mangum once. We jammed.
Like I need to see Radiohead, again.
I better get laid at Coachella, if not someone's getting ***.
Would it be weird to bring my candles? I don't understand why people go to Coachella to do drugs when you can just grow them at home.
What was I just saying?
Stop messing with my brain, man. I hope I don't get a contact high.
I'm gonna get brain damage. BEER!
I'd only be going to see The Combustible Cardigans anyway. I'm going to skip David Guetta.
I don't really listen to electronic music. It's not organic.
I hope I get to party with Lindsay Lohan. I heard that there's a band
doing a big concert at a drive-in. I'm so excited
to see the Tupac Hologram. West Coast represent. Death row is the label that pays me, yo.
Coachella. Sponsored by record labels hoping not to go out of business.
I tired to get tickets to Tupac last year, but it was sold out, so I am so excited that he's playing this year.
Or maybe I'm just not going because I have no one to go with me.
Thanks for watching.
This was super awkward.