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Alrighty, here is your shirt.
And I do want you to know that the terms of this sale are that you can wear the shirt
six times,
and then you do have to bring it back and return it, and buy a new one.
And you know these are kitchen bananas? You cannot eat them in the living room. Alright?
Alright sir, the precondition of this sale
is that you will be the only one drinking this wine. No matter how much you like it,
you may not share this wine with anyone!
Seriously?
Okay, that will be $.99, but I wanted to
let you know that is an activity-restricted gum. You are not allowed to walk and chew it at the same time.