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i don't know who the twitter user at totem ago ts is but he has changed my
life for the better
in the early stages of the humble brag experiment
someone i don't know sent me a tweet by this man
between was as follows
actually have to dali my t_v_ through the house like a four-mile walk from
garage to family slash pool room
it was a perfect tumble brag
the brad was about his new t_v_ in his massive mansion
the complaining that his houses too big to carry a t_v_ through
after poking around on the skies twitter page i still do nothing about him except
that he
communicated almost exclusively through a more bragging
i didn't know what he did for a job and i still don't
i know must be lucrative because most of his tweets are about expensive material
possessions
closest to prolific a humble bragar to not have a chapter of his own
i now present you
toads mud wrote
i convinced like crazy
jobs the highest stairs lift heaviest of objects
but we play necro pull a muscle all reaching for a snack
i wonder what the highest stairs he's ever jogged are
their art that many around to begin with like football stadiums i guess ur like
ancient mayan temples
jesus paid off for food and gas
and end up buying all new snowboarding gear and a new l_c_d_ t_v_ and surround
sound receiver hash tag early black friday
what do regular people impulse buy batteries us weeklies *** that total
ago temples buys t_v_s and snowboarding gear
who wants a side gate of helping the queen this house
direct message me if interested my usually says it's too big
that's what she said
hash tag job
three dollar signs
just putting it out there for all the maids on twitter who follow an anonymous
man named toast mcdonald's
told the couple renting my house in the midwest
who both lost their jobs last month not to worry about november december rent
they have a little boy
the grosses way possible to tell us that he owns property in the midwest
maybe i'm too nice but stories like that around the holidays get to me
hopefully they'll give their little boy good christmas hash tag karma
this is a continuation of the previous tweet about the midwest family
it is very confusing to me
he's getting choked up by his own story about himself
screw the power nap going to take one of the toys on a sunset cruise
hash tag decisions has ten work smarter play harder
many attach is a picture of a motorcycle and sports car and a hummer
anyone over the age of eight should incall anything any quote
tipped the four people working last night a hunt