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So what you're saying is,
this scarf is magical!
[music]
Ok so we know that this is just a scarf
and there are scarves all over the world,
but this is not just any scarf.
This is the Smacap, yo!
Smacap! Smacap!
You put it on your head and then you smack a cat!
Smacap! Smacap!
I think it's cap, right? Not cat.
No
Is it like an acronym for something?
Like Super Magical Awesome Craptacular Awesome
Pear.
Now the reason why this is so super magic awesome,
Is because it's not just a little scarf,
It has so many functions to it!
This is good for golf, for mountain!
If the mountain ever needs a cap, this is what it's for!
It's good for Skiers, hikers, cyclists, marathoners, and etc.
Now, what I want to know is, what more etc can be.
So I thought of a couple of my favorite ones,
I think it can be etc like pirates!
Or...like Gang Bangers!
Like...you're in a gang!
BEEP
For example, Pirates.
I thought, Ninjas!
I thought maybe like, Harley Davidson Fashionista Bikers,
I thought, like, a lovechild between the bloods and the crips.
What?
Because it's purple. Blue and red make purple.
It's the peace...baby of gangs.
Gang peace baby.
East side!
Now I feel really bad for the model.
Here she is wearing two smacaps at once.
Now I'm just thinking to myself:
how much did they pay you to be the Smacap model?
Did you know what you were getting into?
This is one of those thing that you will never ever forgive yourself for!
I know what you mean. You're like, at one of those recovery meetings
You're like "I once stabbed a man."
I once strangled a man in his sleep because his Rice Crispies were too loud!
I'm like, I killed my husband with a shotgun for cheating on me.
I once...modeled for Smacap.
OH DEAR GOD! BBAARRFF!!
BARF!
For the record, if you happen to be the Smacap model,
we're not saying that you're ugly.
We're just saying that the product is very...suspicious.
I think the reason why this sparkling Smacap gem caught our eye
was, besides the actual smacap-ing, it's the back. Now, ok...
It's got an instructional manual full of many many different recipes
that you can use with this smacap!
Now let me tell you: when I see this thing,
I literally think of like three maximum things.
I think about using it like a headscarf,
I think about using it just like a bandana at the top,
and I think of using it to just cover this area here
when I'm on my scooter or something.
But I'm wrong. 2 4 6 8...
there are ten more uses for this!
Shall we show you guise? YES!
you can wear it to warm your neck.
Just in case you don't have a scarf and you have a smacap
You can wear it like the full-ninja hoodie.
You can wear it across your forehead like a bandana.
And I think this looks suspiciously like Gdragon
Or, if you want your bangs exposed,
you can put your bangs on top of it. That's a whole nother use for it!
You can wear it like a ninja, or like a robber,
You've got it wrapping around your hair.
You've got it wrapping loose around your hair.
There's the blindfold,
so it's very if you're climbing a mountain,
you're like, hey! I can use a Smacap to blindfold myself
While I walk off this cliff!
We also have it using for a hair elastic
in case you have the largest amount of hair on the whole planet
and somehow this hair elastic will satiate your hair.
Look at how tiny this is!
My favorite one is the last one:
have you ever been wearing a Smacap in public,
and all of a sudden your clothes disintegrate off your body?
Well fear no more! You can just take it off your head
and wrap it around your ENTIRE TORSO.
I don't know, like, look Simon.
This is half my body size!
See like, unless you're a stick figure,
your head is not bigger than your torso,
Like, here's my head: my shoulders are three times as wide as it.
And it is officially made in Korea.
So don't try thinking this is something else,
this has Korean writing.
And, like, honestly, if you try to scrunch this up,
you mean to tell me that you can hair elastic your hair out of this?
Put it on my head.
I don't even know if this is gonna fit.
You're trying to say I have a fat head?
Do it. Do it for science!
YES!
Smacap! Hahaha! Smacap!
I feel the blood pulsing in my eyes.
OMG Simon,
Do I look...is this better? Ok
Does that feel better?
It looks like I stretched a *** on my head.
You look like a pirate.
Do I? YARRR MATEY!
Now you look like a pirate.
Now I look like a pirate? I need to have my ears exposed?
Ok say something in a pirate phrase.
Ok. I am going to plunder your ship, in a very civilized manner.
One more time with more gangster pirate.
Why'd you burn the rum?!
The rum!
That's the only line I know from that movie!
Ok you're cut off. You're cut off.
GONG!