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Hey, you know what really sucks?
What, your mom?
[awkward pause]
She's your mom, too, ***.
Yeah, uh, yeah .... I realized that as I was saying it.
Maybe you should leave the insults to me?
Maybe. I mean, yeah. Yes.
So you know what sucks?
No, oh brain of mine, what sucks?
It sucks just how *** lame you've become.
What? LAME?!
Yeah, you heard me. *** lame.
Well, that's not fair.
See?!
What?!
You're being lame right now.
Dammit!
You do this all the time! You play the consummate nice-guy, always making with the diplomacy,
never burning a bridge, and NEVER *** OFFENDING ANYBODY!
Well, now, I'll have you know that there's something to be said for diplomacy.
No, there isn't.
Look, I have to work with a lot of different people to do all the videos I do! If I'm not
diplomatic and a "nice guy" than I won't be able to make my videos!
***.
Excuse me?!
Bull-***-***.
Well, that is REALLY unnecessary.
Oh, I think it's exactly what the doctor ordered.
Oh, what doctor? Mr. Doctor Vulgarity?!
[awkward pause]
Didn't we just have this conversation?
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Damn right, you're sorry.
I'm sorry!
Yes, you are!
I'm sorry ...
Look, forget the fact that you don't always have to be so diplomatic in order to maintain
your collaborators--you have a proven track record of quality that speaks volumes for
itself.
You want me to forget that?
Forget it.
Really?
It's not important!
It isn't?
Put it out of your head!
Okay.
The real problem with this whole mr. nice guy routine is that it's not exactly jiving
with the whole Devilmas spirit, dig?!
Devilmas isn't about *** people off--
It's about not giving a ***. Say what you mean, mean what you say, and *** all else!
Yeah, I dunno if I can do that.
Oh, you can do it.
See, I dunno.
Don't do it for me, Krumbine--
Do it for myself?
No, you ***, that doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, right. Sorry.
Do it for Devilmas.
For Devilmas?
For DEVILMAS.
.... for Devilmas .....
*** yeah ....
It's about not giving a ***. Say what you mean, mean what you say, and *** all else!
[sound of weedwhacker]