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Cheers!
Cheers!
Tell me, what did you do yesterday?
I was... - ***! I know everything!
But Silke...
Don't "Silke" me, Henrik!
You cheated on me!
I don't know what to say.
Just tell me this...
...do you still love me?
Damn it! Forgot my lines!
Cut!
That's no problem at all.
You're like a stallion, you give me a ***.
You both do!
I think I got something between my teeth.
No biggie, we'll fix it in post.
Where's my coffee?
Are you kidding me? I've asked for it ten minutes ago!
Where's the coffee for the director?
Tommy for Stefan, where's the coffee for the director?
Hey! What's up with him?
- Money problems. You haven't heard?
They fired Kurtl last week.
- What, really? - Yeah.
- What did he do? - Not enough.
- Mmh. - Grip!
- Yes, coming! I'm on it.
Tommy for Stefan, where's the coffe for the director?
On it's way.
Hey!?
Thanks for the groundwork.
***.
Your acting has to come from below. Yeah, you're way above that.
You can do better than that. It's all good.
Okay! Let's do one more.
Let's do one more. Get ready to shoot!
No surprises, you got me? I'll be there shortly.
Heuberger out!
You there! Listen up, our producer will be here soon for a short visit.
Show him to location immediately on arrival.
He drives a silver-colored Mercedes. Impossible to overlook.
Understood, will do!
And if you like your job, be extra nice to him.
He is already in a bad mood.
Tell Tommy too.
Quiet, we're rolling!
Quiet, we're rolling!
Speed!
Rolling.
Hey! What did he tell you?
Psssh!
Pssssssh!
Psssh!
And action!
What are you supposed to tell me?
To take less coffee breaks.
No he didn't.
Yeah he did.
He didn't.
Did.
Hey man! What are you supposed to tell me?
That you should... - Guys!
Huuugh.
Guys, take one of the cars and go block the road.
Understood.
Pfff!
Don't "Silke" me, Henrik!
You cheated on me!
I don't know what to say.
Just tell me this...
...do you still love me?
Sil...
Come on...
Cut! I'll kick that boom operator's ***!
Yeah, what's up?
Rudi's sick. He just called.
I see, he's sick. Mhm, mhm.
Yes, he's got chickenpox.
The doctor said he's gonna be out a while.
So he'll miss the whole week?
More like the whole month, he said.
What? The whole month on sick leave? Well okay.
Quiet, we're rolling
Quiet, we're rolling!
Man, there is no one around...
...and the set is half a kilometer away.
It's a key scene, narratively.
You read the script?
Of course!
Thank you. Stand by for a lens change.
Thank you!
It's your first shooting, right?
Okay, so tell him this: Of course we'll accept it, but...
Okay, i'll tell him. - ...he really doesn't need to...
... come back again. - What, why not?
No! We just won't be needing him anymore.
But he told me, he'll be back as soon as...
Like I give a ***! Listen up...
...if that idiot thinks he can get sick right now...
...do you have any idea what it costs!?
I don't need an assistant!
*** you, you're the assistant.
The ***-istant.
Congratulations. What a clever wordplay.
Do you really think I need you?
I need you like Batman needs Robin.
And a very clever reference on top of that.
That's right.
You're Batman, actually.
You've already got the *** belt.
Firstly, that's a tool bag...
...and secondly, I'm prepared, unlike you.
Quiet, we're rolling.
I dare you.
Hey!
Are we expecting someone?
No...
...we must not let anyone through!
Quick, you can still catch up!
I'll wait here.
It's not his fault - Do you even know...
what our daily expenses are? What MY daily expenses are?
Who is liable for all this crap?
And he's relaxing at home in the bathtub, watching TV!
- ...he wouldn't. He's very ill. What did you say?
Careful now, if you think you can talk back to me...
What's up with this jerk?
Hey, stop the car! Stop the car, man!
I don't need this kind of people. I need people I can rely on.
I know we have to keep paying him...
...I know that, but didn't we...
Hey!
...but didn't we...
What kind of contract did you make?
I told you to keep that part out...
...that *** continued payment!
Don't "Silke" me, Henrik!
You cheated on me!
I don't know what to say.
Just tell me this...
...do you still love me?
But Silke!
I've always loved you.
Cut!
Come on!
Ugh!
Hey!
Hey! Who do you think you are?!
Come on!
When these people think they can just get sick...
...in the middle of production...
...of such an expensive movie... - I guess you're right.
... you can tell them that we just don't need them.
I can do without employees like that.
Just call him and say: "Goodbye and good riddance."
...okay, I'll call him Good. Heuberger out.
Hey!
You can't just drive there!
Hello!? Heey!
You can't go there, they're shooting!
It's got to be quiet!
Can I offer you some coffee, Mr. Heuberger?
I like you.
We need more guys like you and less ***-kissers like him.
You got me?
I'm afraid we'll have to let you're collegue go.
Budget cuts, you got me?
Heuberger out!
***! - ***!
Welcome, Mr. Heuberger!
Everything's according to plan.
I see that you've already found your way to the set.
We're ahead of schedule. We didn't expect that.
Thanks for the groundwork.
Don't "Silke" me, Henrik!
You cheated on me!
I don't know what to say.
Just tell me this...
...do you still love me?
Silke!
I've always loved you.
From the day we first met.
Do you remember?
The pastry shop where you used to go.
It took me one week...
...to work up the confidence to speak to you.
Good.
Because I'm...
...I'm pregnant.
Seriously, who wrote this ***!
Script / Director
Role: Director
Role: Director Role: Assitant Director
Role: Unit Production Manager
with Franz Solar as Producer Mr. Heuberger
Goodbye and good riddance!