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- So the last time I saw you, it was the beautiful wedding,
and I haven't seen you since then and congratulations again--
- Thank you, darlin'. - For that amazing--
- Thank you. [cheers and applause]
Thank you. [cheers and applause]
- Oh, my God. [cheers and applause]
It took so long for this to happen, and--
- Oh, my God. - I mean, it just--
It really was-- First of all, you held onto
the ring forever before you even gave her the ring.
- Yeah, I had that forever, in my pocket.
- Then you took forever for the wedding.
You move slowly, Justin.
[laughter]
- It's hard to schedule it. - Yeah, I know,
'cause you were shooting.
- I was shooting, she was shooting,
and then we were trying to figure out
when the best time was, and--
And you know, we were trying to do it kind of under the radar,
and we finally found the window.
- You did. Now, here's my question--
because I know that everybody's talking about this--
that some people were told that it was a birthday party.
- Mm-hmm. - Most people knew--
I knew that it was a wedding-- Portia and I knew,
and most people knew-- so very few people--
and you could spot the ones there that didn't know,
that were in flip-flops and jeans.
- Yeah. [audience laughter]
- Now what did you say to them, 'cause they must think that--
- Oh, it was actually a massive miscalculation,
because we thought, like, "Oh, we're gonna tell
"some people this, and some people that,
"and then people that we really have to--
"you know, that have busy schedules and whatever--"
So then afterwards,
we kind of realized, like, that was a terrible plan,
because you're basically telling half your guests,
"You're unemployed and we can't trust you."
[audience laughter] So--
Which was, of course, not the case,
but we just sort of put it out there,
and people that said "yes" to the birthday,
and "I'll be there," and then if they said,
"Oh, we can't," we'd really put more pressure on them
to be at the "birthday,"
and finally, we'd say, "Listen, it's--"
- "You need to come to the birthday."
- Yeah, "you need to come to the birthday."
- But there were some people that really did--
- There were people there who were just in jeans and--
- I know. - We also had friends
when we've done barbeques and stuff,
that show up, like, dressed to the nines, like--
They're like, "This is the thing, right?"
And you're like, "No, this is actually just a barbeque."
Like, you know.
- Now you're calling her "wife," I assume.
- Yeah. - And that's a fun word, right?
- I mean, did you do that? I mean, the first couple days
of doing it, it's a great feeling,
'cause you're not saying--
Fiancée, after a while-- sounds cute at first,
then later on it's like, "Uh, it's my fiancée."
Then, you get to say "my wife."
- And you're right next to her. - Oh yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah, right beside her.
- So, I know that you love motorcycles, and you--
but this is something I learned today,
that Jennifer will not get on the back of the motorcycle?
- She's gotten on like three times,
but she's done with it--she doesn't want to do it anymore.
- It's dangerous. - She does not like it.
She does not feel in control sitting behind someone
driving fast on a motorcycle.
Which I understand--I wouldn't want to sit behind someone.
I want to be driving.
- I got you something so that you don't feel alone
when you're without Jen.
[cheers and applause]
Oh! Look at her. [cheers and applause]
This is adorable. [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
- There she is. - Oh, look at it.
- Ah, Jen! - "Hi!"
- Jen-- - "What's going on?"
- You and Justin are such a cute couple.
- "Oh, it's amazing." - Oh.
- Don't--are you okay?
- "I'm doing great." - She's just fixing her hair.
Your husband is right there. - "Oh, I know, I love him."
[audience laughter]
- It looks just like her, right? - It does!
It's just unbelievable, the resemblance,
and the blouse and everything.
- Yeah, every--she always wears that blouse.
And then, she's got swollen ankles.
- [laughs] I know! [audience laughter]
- She's always wearing those shoes,
so they swell a little bit.
- Yeah, they do. They are her favorite shoes.
She never takes 'em off, ever.
- Put that on the back of the motorcycle.
- Yeah, it'll be perfect.