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Liz: I like it. Zach: Is the battery dying?
Liz: No. Zach: Why is it flashing? Oh it's flashing 'cause it's recoridng.
Liz: Yeah. Isn't it nice?
Tim: Don't start filming!
Tim: If you start filming that means one of us turns into the villain at the end of the movie
Liz: Good! Good Zach: That's just what I was about to start doing, no! Tim: Then I'll be like,
Tim: "Aw man, guess who was the villain?"
Tim: "Remember when he was just a good-natured guy that just wanted to like, make friends with everyone?"
Tim: "Yeah, I remember that guy. Too bad he *** slaughtered 'em all."
Liz: Womp womp
Zach: No! You ruined it!
Liz: Ey, yo fone ringin'.
Liz: Yo fone ringin'!
Liz: YO FONE RINGIN'!
Liz: AAAAH!
Liz: Whoop, I dunno. Did I do something?
Zach: Yeah. Liz: I did something...
Liz: gaah!
Liz: The thing! Aaah
Liz: There, here. Hello! Zach: Hello.
Fone: Where are you people?
Zach: Waiting for the girl to get ready but she is so we're on our way, like 2 streets down.
Liz: I had to put on makeups and stuff! Zach: I know.
Fone: Your 5 minutes turned into over a half an hour..
Liz: That was his problem, he did not estimate correctly.
Zach: I estimated perfectly-I was ready in 5.
Zach: I knew what was going on.
Zach: Here we have Old Sacramento, this is the oldest part of Sacramento.
Zach: It's also one of the most oldest places settled in California.
Zach: The Indians originally founded this place.
Zach: Including, like, these buildings are some of the oldest structures
Zach: in the United States itself.
Zach: 1840 to 1849, they found gold here and the Indians were like
Zach: 'We don't actually want gold' because they built everything out of brick.
Zach: They didn't want to be like Aztecs and stuff.
Zach: So, they auctioned off the land of Sacramento to
Zach: what was then known as the Confederacy of the United States, and now is the United States Government.
Zach: So then they slaughtered all the indians and took the land, and populated it with Mormans.
Zach: The Mormans soon, though, lost interest and normal people took over, like you and I.
Zach: These are some ancient Sacramento artifacts. They called them
Zach: 'Peez' and they reresent the spine bones
Zach: What they used to do is when they killed people they would
Zach: have their skulls, and they would rip off the heads and have just the skull,
Zach: and then they would bend back the neck, and if you do it fast enough
Zach: what happens is the discs in your spine pop out, and then they pop.
Zach: And then they pop up, so, they do that and then they kuhkuhkuh-
Zach: And they keep dunking your head back and they all pop out, one by one.
Zach: And they used to feed them to the bulls as a delicacy.
Zach: They didn't realize that bulls were not bone-ivores.
Zach: Looks like we've found one of the ancient Sacramento Indian burial grounds.
Zach: And, honestly I'm kindo of scared,
Zach: I've never seen this; this is probably where all of the ghosts hang out,
Zach: surrounded by their brick
Zach: (because as I said before they hated gold).
Zach: These are the eggs that they hatch from.
Zach: When a Native American spirit dies, what happens is they go into what's known as
Zach: an egg. And, they hang them up here.
Zach: Slowly over time, they grow brighter and brighter until they hatch into their full spirit form
Zach: and then, you know, they can go haunt your kitchen, make a worm hole
Zach: possess your television, you know, the kinda stuff that you know Sacramento indians do
Zach: What is this? I'm not Japanese, so I don't understand things like you do.
Liz: This is actually a sushi-making table.
Zach: Oh really? Liz: What you do here is that you put the rice
Liz: so it can go flat, and this is why it tastes different than normal rice--
Liz: if you spin it enough times, you can get the centrifusion
Liz: and makes it that flavor, and then this is where you put in the soy sauce and
Zach: Oh it just sprinkles the right-Oh! Liz: Yeah, the right amount.
Liz: But you gotta have tiny Asian fingers to do it just right, though.
Liz: Otherwise, it will- Zach: Those crazy Japanese, man!
Liz: Otherwise it will be everywhere, you gotta be really careful.
Zach: That's crazy--how the Japanese come up with stuff like a circular rice maker.
Holly: You missed an important history lesson. I feel so empowered by knowledge.
Zach: Believe it or not, as soon as the Sacramento Indians
Zach: sold off Sacramento the Japanese had a huge presence here.
Zach: And what is this?
Liz: This is a euthanizer.
Zach: Oh it's a euthanizer?
Liz: During the war, some people needed a quick escape
from the horrors of war, especially when they couldn't use rice correctly.
Liz: They were really distraught by not being able to use the rice makers correctly.
Liz: And then when Pear Harbor happened ...people had to just, you know...
Liz: People had to just end it, right then and there. Just terrible times, terrible times... Zach: Wow, dang.
Liz: These are the records of people who took their lives in those terrible times.
Zach: Oh, Peter Brown, Natalie Cole, Randy-Wow
Liz: Most of them were artists because they felt
Liz: that they couldn't master the art of "Sushi".
Zach: You're an artist, I bet you wanna commit suicide.
Holly: ...Maybe I already have.
Zach: Sacramento indian ghosts!
Holly: It's an old-fashioned piano. Zach: Old-fashioned piano?
Zach: Looks super high-tech, do they offer lessons? I see that it says "Ask for assistance".
Liz: You know how on a piano there's like, chords?
Liz: Maybe like, A through E? Things like that?
Zach: Yeah. Liz: This is so advanced it has A through V. Zach: Oh!
Liz: That's how many chords are on this piano.
Liz: But it's simplistic enough that you can just press chords to play them.
Zach: What about the numbers right here, or are you not supposed to touch those?
Liz: Well that actually is for a sound we can't hear yet.
Liz: Humans haven't developed this yet, but after you hit V, there is an A1 and an A2.
Liz: Those are for sounds that reach different dimensions. This is how we convey messages to different realms
Liz: in the 7 realms.
Zach: Dang.
Liz: But, this was decommissioned for being too dangerous.
Liz: Because people were sending really offensive messages across dimensions and starting some really bad wars.
Zach: Is that the same thing, this one right here?
Liz: I think it just plays music.
Zach: Oh.
Zach: Is it like a "jukey bax"?
Liz: I believe it's, what do you call those...
Liz: I think it's called an "ipod'.
Zach: Oh this is what an "ipods" are.
Zach: Well you seem to be fairly acquainted with this, what exactly is this?
Garrett: Alien, clearly alien.
Zach: This is an alien? Wow. Liz: Clearly, goodness.
Zach: I assume it's friendly... Oh my god are these more terrifying aliens?
Liz: See, more sushi-making machines.
Zach: Ooh.
Holly: Is this one different than the last one?
Liz: Yeah this one creates rolls where the last one just
Liz: made the smaller ones but this one has the more complex rolls
Liz: See the amount of- Holly: O-kay
Liz: You can like, add different layers to it.
Holly: Could you use this to maybe infuse wasabi into the rolls?
Liz: That's a very dangerous thing to try, but I know
Liz: that the more advanced Asian species
Liz: more advanced Asians were able to manipulate it.
Liz: I'm only a Level 1 Asian.
Zach: All the numbers on her face aren't gonna be there, right?
Liz: I dunno.
Zach: Weird Asian stuff.
Zach: We're totally going to die being super heroes and stuff.