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MAN! v DOG!
In the ultimate contest of pointlessness. 9 stone of man idiot takes on 11 stone of
canine cunning. Ohhhh big boy.
Ding ding, round one -- Singing. God knows why. Or should that be Gangnam knows why!
Ha.
Wow! This should definitely make Korea hit the big red button, or have I got the wrong
one?
Anyway, let's see if Dog. Does. Better. Go.
Easy answer... NO... it was like someone was strangling a...dog!
Man wins.
Round 2. Non distance specific sprint...aka...Running! Chooo chooo.
This man ain't no Usain Bolt, but is dog a Pedigree Chum-pion! Yes. That happened. ***
*** GO!
Fly my pretty's, fly!
Magestic...glorious...magnificent...utterly ridiculous.
Dog thrashes man, no surprise...one one.
So to the decider, Pancake eating! I can feel the tension... sweet, savoury, sugar or syrup!
Oh the choices.
They're off!
Ignoring the fact he has retractable thumbs man inexplicably is using his face. Dog looks
confused...maybe it's a ruse.
No, he's just an idiot.
It's not clear who's slobbering most... but one thing is clear... Dog wins. Mock him dog,
mock him!
And that concludes this brutal battle of the beasts... Man one, dog two.
Go home loser. Well played doggy, there's tummy rub for you tonight.