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KERMIT THE FROG (OFFSCREEN): We're trying to get the old
gang back together again.
MUPPET (OFFSCREEN): We haven't done this in a long time.
KERMIT THE FROG (OFFSCREEN): Your fans never left you.
The world hasn't forgotten.
MUPPET (OFFSCREEN): Sure it's impossible, but
we've got to try.
It's time to play the music.
GARY: It's time to light the lights.
MARY: It's time to meet the Muppets.
[CHEERS]
KERMIT THE FROG: Come on guys, let's go.
FOZZIE BEAR: Wow, I can't believe
we're all back together.
GARY: Yeah!
Sorry, I'm just super excited.
KERMIT THE FROG: The Muppets have always been about
artistic integrity, not cheap tricks.
FOZZIE BEAR: Check it out--
fart shoes.
[FART SOUNDS]
MARY: This is going to be really short movie.
MISS PIGGY: Oh look, what's that over there?
MISS POOGY: Oh what?
MISS PIGGY: Hi-yah!
MAN: Ow, ow
WALTER: Throw me over.
MARY: I think that's an electric fence.
[SCREAMING]
MARY: It's an electric fence.
GARY: Yup.
KERMIT THE FROG: Maybe you don't need the whole world to
love you, you know?
Maybe you just need one person.
MISS PIGGY: Oh, Kermie.
Kermie, Kermie, Kermie!
KERMIT THE FROG: I don't care what anybody says.
I believe in you--
and you.
SWEDISH CHEF: Huh?
[APPLAUSE]
[RADIO PLAYING]
SGT. FLOYD PEPPER: You think we should've
rented a bigger car?
NARRATOR: This Thanksgiving.
GONZO: [SCREAM]
NARRATOR: There's no movie like a Muppet movie.
Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Kermit the Frog, and Miss Piggy.
MISS PIGGY: Ow, that hurt.
NARRATOR: The Muppets.