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>> ANDRE: Hey, it's your boy,
Andre, in a brand new place.
Check out my new digs.
That's right, dog, casa de
Andre, or as I like to call it,
Cassandre.
What are we waiting
down here for?
Let's go upstairs.
Now, this room has no name and
serves no purpose.
These brushes used to clean the
floor of a psychiatric hospital.
Now they're here on my table.
Awesome.
Welcome to my dining room,
where the plates are
on the wall,
not on the table.
What?
I'm on the ceiling,
but I'm also on the floor.
Oh, looks like you caught me
in my towel.
Oops. (chuckles)
I'm just kidding.
I'm in my regular clothes.
Now it's time to check out
where the magic happens.
I call that the master bedroom.
This is my favorite room in the
house, and I...
Whoa, Taco, what are you doing?
>> TACO: Oh, hey, Andre.
I love this place, man.
It's a great new mattress, too.
>> No, no, no, no, no, this
is... You have to go.
>> Oh, are you filming this?
Can you tell me how this looks?
>> No, no, no, no.
>> PETE: What's up, guys?
(groaning)
>> KEVIN: The worst.
>> For what?
>> Where were you?
>> I was out.
>> Yeah, out with Gina Gibiatti.
>> Maybe, so,
what's the big deal?
>> You were supposed to
assassinate her. You were
supposed to be Jean Reno in
The Professional, and now
you're just like Gerard Butler
in a Katherine Heigl movie.
>> Please.
>> What's up, guys?
>> Oh, boy.
>> Best friend club.
Yeah, crotch beer,
don't mind if I do.
Mmm.
What's going on, guys?
Getting drunk for end of days?
>> End of days?
>> Guys, 12-12-12 is this week.
>> So according to you, the
world's gonna end in like,
a few days?
>> Yeah, I mean, there will be a
world afterwards.
>> Okay.
>> It will be a terrifying
post-apocalyptic horror-scape.
>> Wait, so we're all dead?
>> Oh, yeah, tall guy, dead.
>> What?
>> Ruxin, dead.
Taco, you're gonna be fine,
until you die, sacrificing
yourself so that bride-guy here
and I can live on.
>> Oh, I make it?
>> You and I,
we absolutely make it.
We're best friends, right?
It's you, it's me, it's my
sister-wife, Sofia,
and it's our baby, Baby Jeffrey.
>> What about me? Yeah.
>> Andre.
You live, sort of.
I will keep you as a pet
so that we can use your holes
for *** pleasure and as a
sort of currency.
We will rent you out and all of
your orifices to marauders.
>> But I still get to hang out
with you guys?
>> Yeah, but as a kind of piece
of furniture.
>> That's kind of fun, though.
I'm in the house.
>> We're also gonna sell your
*** for gasoline.
>> Okay, you know what, I
actually should get going.
>> What?
>> Yeah, let's not waste all
this time now, let's savor it.
>> Guys, we're best friends.
>> Guys, whatever you do, do not
tell him I moved.
>> JENNY: Welcome to Jenny's
Shiva Bowl diary.
This is the final game
of the regular season.
The only thing standing between
me and the playoffs is Kevin's
*** pile of a team,
which I plan on taking and
pushing so far down his throat
he chokes on it.
It's gonna come back up
out his nose, maybe go back into
his mouth, making him an honest
to God ***-sipper.
Don't get me wrong.
I love my husband, but I
intend to beat him lifeless.
I'm going to pin him down
by his throat and start punching
him in the head until he says,
"Sacko, give me the Sacko!"
>> Mommy?
>> Oh, my God, Ellie, hey, babe.
>> Why do you want
to beat up Daddy?
>> I don't want
to beat up Daddy.
>> Are you gonna get a divorce?
>> What? No, we're not gonna get
a divorce.
We live in a great house.
I was making a silly video.
>> Can I see it?
>> No!
>> Aw.
>> Don't give me the stink eye.
Who taught you that face?
>> You did.
(growling)
>> Check it out, my new pad.
>> You know, I have decorators I
can connect you with.
>> I don't need one because I
already hired one.
Her dream for me is to create
the ultimate hangout space.
Taco, pop a squat.
>> Why is there garbage
all over the place?
>> It's not garbage, it's
flotsam from the tsunami.
This washed up on the
shores of Hawaii.
>> Gross.
>> The seller assured me, no one
died on this.
>> No, just swimming towards it.
>> See, it represents hope, and
that's what all good furniture
should do. Now guys...
I'm sorry.
>> It's not a loveseat, Andre.
>> Hi.
>> Hey, what's going on?
>> Hey, just parked in the
alley.
I wanted to try something out.
Okay, do we like this here?
>> Okay, all right.
>> Or do we like this here?
>> I like it up there.
>> No, you know what, I think
it's perfect just like it is.
Oh, well, it was worth a try.
Hi. Hi.
>> This is my decorator.
>> Designer.
Trixie Von Stein, hi.
>> Trixie Von Stein.
>> Her name was Patricia, but
she changed it and added "Von."
>> She gave herself a "Von."
>> Isn't that cool?
>> RUXIN: Wow, Trixie, one look
at you, and I can say that you
are the perfect person to design
Andre's apartment.
>> Thank you.
I have so many more ideas, you
know, for instance, over here
going off the owl idea,
I want to find a group of nests,
but I want to put them on
something delicate like, like
glass cake stands.
Maybe over there, a bucket of
old children's shoes.
>> It's like your own little
Holocaust Museum.
>> Speaking of, I have these
swatches for you to look at.
>> Okay.
>> What do you think about one
of those for the ottoman?
>> I like this animal print one.
>> You know what, I'm just gonna
pick it.
You trust me, don't you?
>> Of course I trust you.
You have amazing taste.
>> Thank you, Andre.
>> Thank you, all right.
>> Thank you.
>> All right.
>> Okay, I'm out. Bye.
>> Bye.
>> I'll see you later.
Whoo.
>> Um... what was that?
>> Who-who is that exactly?
>> Trixie. Isn't she great?
>> Were you guys just...
>> Oh, uh, I don't mean to brag,
but we're... dating.
>> Oh, no.
>> You're dating your decorator?
>> Actually, we're exclusive.
>> Of course you're exclusive.
>> Yeah, that just means you're
not *** anymore.
>> I want you to be happy for
me; I found somebody who shares
all my same interests.
>> Okay, well, what do you guys
like to do together?
>> Normally we just hang out and
you know, check out some thrift
stores, talk about design.
>> And then what happens if you
buy something?
>> Then I pay her.
>> Andre, this is prostitution
adjacent.
>> No, it's not adjacent
to prostitution.
>> Really?
>> So how much does she
charge you?
>> 25%.
>> Does that include full-on
penetration or is that just hand
and mouth stuff?
>> No, she's my girlfriend.
>> So you just pay for ***?
>> No, I don't pay for anything.
>> If you're into ***, I
know some that are way cheaper
and have much better taste in
furniture.
>> Good morning, Christopher.
>> My little C.B.
is getting so big.
>> C.B.?
>> Chalupa Batman.
>> No, no, no, no, no.
>> It's a very unique name,
babe.
>> You can't call him Chalupa
Batman; he is not a Tijuana
street meat superhero.
(phone vibrates)
Oh, Matt Forte is injured again
and he will be replaced by
Michael Bush.
Hmm, interesting.
>> Yep.
>> Michael Bush is a free agent
right now.
>> Yes, he is.
>> Hmm.
No!
No, you will not.
(groans)
>> He's mine!
>> You don't even need him!
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
>> Mine, mine, whoa!
Whoa!
>> Oh, my God, babe,
are you okay?
>> Oh, my head.
>> Yeah, it's really slippery
over there.
You got to be careful.
Oh, my God, babe.
>> Oh, it hurts so bad.
>> Yeah, let me, um...
I'm gonna get you some ice.
>> No, no, I need to get up and
get Michael Bush.
>> He's not getable.
>> (whining): No...
no...
>> See it's all black and blue
and it's tender over here-- it
really hurts, my head's ringing.
>> You may be the first person
in history to get a fantasy
football concussion.
>> Commissioner, we got to
protect our players from these
concussions.
>> I don't really see any
correlation between an injury
sustained during a fantasy
football match up and long-term
problems.
>> Is this really how we're
gonna treat our players?
>> Tell me the story again.
You were both running for the
computer.
You fell, she picked up the
player... I mean, this sounds a
little...
>> I would say that there has
been foul play here.
>> Are you insinuating I put a
bounty on my own husband's head?
>> In the video post you said
that you wanted to take him out.
>> It was a joke.
You're on the message boards all
the time saying that you're
gonna put your D up Kevin's B.
Do you?
>> No, because he is Pete's
property.
I think it's time to start
throwing around some suspensions
willy-nilly.
>> With my concussion and my
headaches, I do still have to
set a lineup this week and I
think I might deserve some
points.
>> No way-- that is ***.
>> Hello.
>> Hey, what's going on?
Good to see you.
I have found the perfect
occasional chair for that corner
over there.
>> Wait, I thought we already
have an occasional chair in that
corner.
>> We do, but it's really too
threatening.
>> I don't think it's too
threatening, I mean, maybe we
should just keep it, right?
>> Baby, I want this chair--
you're gonna love it.
It's gonna be perfect.
It's gonna make the room.
>> Yeah, I guess, yeah.
>> Yes? Yes?
>> Yes, all right, let's do it.
>> You're gonna love it, you're
gonna love it.
>> It's great.
>> It's $5,500.
>> Well, that's not that bad.
>> And don't forget the 25%
commission.
>> So, don't forget to add an
extra $1,100?
>> $1,375.
>> Oh.
>> It's 25%.
>> All right, and that is for
you.
>> Thank you.
>> All right, let's bring it up.
>> Want to see?
>> Who wants to sit in it first?
>> None of us.
>> I think it's obvious that
there is a big problem here.
>> Yeah, this guy is getting
fleeced-- we got to do something
about this.
>> Is there the slightest
possibility that she actually
really likes him?
>> No, God, no.
>> No, impossible-- nobody can
love Andre the way that we can
love Andre, and we cannot stand
Andre.
>> All right, you ready to do
this *** with Andre?
>> Yeah, there's Pete.
>> Oh, hey, guys-- come on over.
>> Ooh.
>> Are those the Gibiatti?
>> Look who it is-- the
Herdsman.
>> Guys, come on.
>> Oh, buttocks.
>> Herdsmen, yeah.
>> So, uh, we're hanging out
with the Gibiattis now.
>> Yeah, it's fun, huh?
>> Is that tie from the Clay
Aiken collection?
>> It's actually a Brooks
Brothers tie.
>> I didn't know the Brooks
Brothers were having sex with
each other.
>> Guys, isn't this great?
This is just like high school.
It's fun.
>> 30 K.
>> 30 K for what?
>> Gina has this fun game where
she just shouts out how much she
would charge for random people
to have sex with her.
>> That means she would charge
you $30,000 to let your
repugnant shmeckle in her
perfect ***.
My sister's *** belongs in
the Louvre.
>> Why, because a bunch of
Frenchmen have been in it?
>> Yeah, and Belgians.
>> Yeah, everyone from Benelux,
man-- she banged a dude from
Luxembourg-- there's like ten
people there.
>> This is just so much fun--
the gang's all back together.
>> Really?
>> Really. (grunts)
>> Ah, yeah, get in there,
Gibiatti.
>> Really.
>> Gibiatti, last shot, take it.
>> No, Gibiatti, you do it.
>> Gibiatti, do it, do it
>> Do it.
>> Do it, Gibiatti.
>> Eat me.
>> Eat me, you eat me.
>> Eat me!
>> Take it, take it, you ***.
Yeah!
>> Whoa.
>> Oh, get in there.
Look at me when she's kissing
him.
>> Okay.
>> We got to go-- our grandma
fractured her ankle chasing a
black paperboy away from our
house.
>> All right. Ooh.
See, guys-- I told you it's not
that bad.
>> Are you joking me?
They are confirmed psychopaths.
>> How is what they did to you
different from what we do to
Andre?
>> That's...
>> That's coming from a place of
love.
>> Hey, hey, hey.
What's going on, guys?
>> What's going on?
>> I got some bad news.
>> What-- wait, did you and
Trixie break up?
>> No, that's going great, it's
just my house has been a little
cold, so I'm thinking of having
a housewarming party!
All right, come on, you guys in?
>> I am in because I love the
way your apartment looks.
>> You love it?
>> Yeah.
>> Well, I love your personal
style.
>> Wait, what? No.
>> Yeah, we were talking about
how we don't even think you need
a decorator.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, we love
what you did, and not so much
the Trixie stuff.
>> No, you guys hate my style.
>> No way, man.
>> No, we love it.
>> Then how come you guys never
come with me when I ask you to
go shopping?
>> Well, we'd love to go.
>> We'd love to, yeah.
>> You guys would love to go?
We're gonna do it.
It's a shopping date.
>> No.
>> Yeah, you got to get in
there.
>> Yeah, you look like a
gangster from Brussels.
>> Well, don't worry, you're
next.
>> Come on, come on.
>> Your turn, your turn.
>> It's perfect.
>> Yeah, I don't think this is
quite the right style for me,
Andre.
>> Come on, what do you mean?
You don't trust my taste?
>> No, I trust your...
>> (laughing): Ooh!
>> It's great, right?
>> I love it.
>> Check out his belt buckle.
>> It's a belt buckle like a
shiny football because I love
football.
>> I love it when a belt buckle
reflects what someone's hobbies
are.
>> Wow, are you supposed to see
the individual grapes?
>> Because we can see the whole
vine.
>> This is awesome.
Heh-heh, yeah, Dre Tones in the
house.
Oh, my God, guys, this is so
much fun.
>> Oh, my God!
What happened to you?
>> We went shopping.
>> You look like the oldest boy
band ever, and Ruxin, you look
like their creepy gay manager.
Kev, what are you wearing?
>> It's my new clothes-- I love
them.
>> ALL: We love them.
>> See? They love them.
>> I can't even process all of
this right now because I have
the biggest news.
>> What?
>> The walkthrough of your old
apartment, that is happening
this afternoon.
I know the buyer.
>> Yeah, who cares?
>> Oh, it's only Deion Sanders.
>> What-- Deion Sanders?!
>> Deion mother-scratching
Sanders.
>> I almost drafted him this
year-- I love Deion Sanders.
He's like a black version of me.
This is awesome.
>> Mr. Sanders, you really saw
past all the atrocious furniture
to see the beautiful bones of
this lot.
>> I like it, I really do.
>> It's all yours now.
>> I'm obviously a huge fan, and
you're Prime Time, right?
>> Right.
>> People call me Dre Time.
>> No one calls you that.
>> People should call me that.
>> You can't give yourself a
nickname-- you got to earn it.
>> Do you want to call me Dre
Time?
>> No.
>> Do you?
>> Nope.
>> And, by the way, just because
you're the buyer and I'm the
seller, there's no law that says
we can't be best friends.
>> Can we double check that,
please?
>> Absolutely, and if it is not
a law, we will put it in the
contract.
>> Thank you, Mrs. MacArthur.
>> Oh, call me Jenny.
>> Can I call you J Time?
>> I like that.
>> Is that cool?
>> Yeah, J Time.
>> J Time, Prime Time, Dre Time.
>> No Time, how about that?
>> No Time?
>> I don't like No Time.
>> It has a ring to it, doesn't
it?
>> It really does.
It suits you.
>> Hey, Andre, oh, my goodness.
>> What is this?
>> Deion Sanders?
>> I told you guys to wait in
the car.
>> We just had to pee and here
you are...
>> (laughing) This is good.
You can't be friends, right?
Because no one told the other
person how they really look.
Are you guys a boy band?
>> When we all hang out, people
like to call us the Dre Tones.
>> Nope, not the Dre Tones.
>> Yeah, I got one better, okay.
Old Kids on the Block.
>> That's a good one.
>> What about the Old Street
Boys?
I got one more, one more.
Bell Biv the Old.
>> Well, these clothes
are poison.
>> Where's the rest of your
turtleneck?
>> It's an infinity scarf.
>> What did you do with the rest
of the curtain when you
cut it up?
>> Big fan, Deion.
>> Would you like to go take a
look at the patio upstairs?
>> No, I love this view.
I love this view. Can I just
put a chair right here?
Did you see that sweater?
>> Thanks, Andre.
>> What is going on
with you guys?
See, I can only dress you
monkeys, but I need you guys
to bring the attitude
in your faces.
Smiles up, and the clothes
go up.
So get some swag,
you bunch of ***.
Now, Prime Time, let me tell you
a little bit about Dre Time.
>> What's going on here?
We just got ripped by Andre
and Deion Sanders.
>> Have you seen what
we're wearing?
I would make fun of us
if I were him.
>> I can't take this anymore.
It's itching me to death.
>> You know what, enough of
these *** games, enough of
the clothes, we just got to
shoot straight with Andre, okay?
>> (laughs) Okay, that's cool.
Deion told me to take off the
"Time"-- it's cool.
>> It's time for us to have a
serious conversation.
>> Oh, hash tag real talk,
I'm in.
>> We appreciate that you
like Trixie, but that girl is
using you.
>> She likes me.
>> Well, then prove it.
Fire her as your decorator
and see if she sticks around as
your girlfriend.
>> I'm not firing her because
you guys think I should, okay?
>> Well, then maybe we'll just
have to give Mr. Deion Sanders
the full ***-closure about what
happened in his new apartment.
>> I wonder if Mr. Deion Sanders
has a DVD player.
>> Put that away.
>> We're gonna tell Prime Time
all about slime time.
>> Mm-hmm.
>> Do what you got to do.
>> So everything look good?
>> Looks great.
>> Great.
>> So, No Time, is there
anything else that I should know
about this place?
>> No.
>> Deal.
>> Great, we have got a deal.
Thank you so much.
>> J Time.
>> J Time.
>> Dre Time.
>> No Time.
>> Yes? Yes?
Is that a Welker connection?
Oh, my God.
Do you have any players left?
>> Nope.
>> Do you have a kicker?
>> Nope.
>> What about your flex?
>> Are you kidding me?
Oh, you know what, I'm sorry.
I take that back.
There is one player that I
didn't get a chance to use.
Do you know who that might be?
Michael Bush because he was
stolen right out from
underneath me.
>> No, no, no, no.
He was not stolen.
>> I was going to get him,
and then you pushed me into a
wall and then you threw me
into a chair.
>> That was karma, Kevin.
You had that coming.
You were lucky your face is the
only thing that smashed into
that chair, okay?
>> What's that supposed to mean?
>> I've lost before, okay?
And when I lose, I lose
graciously.
>> Well, I don't!
>> Clearly.
>> I don't, okay?
>> You've already won, Kevin.
>> Oh, yeah, I won, but it's
sort of like Seattle
over Green Bay.
Nobody believes me.
I wanted to win for real.
Everything comes with an
asterisk in my life.
My name has an asterisk,
all my wins, my son's ***.
(raspberry) What is that?
Half off, just like ShopRite.
I just wanted something that I
could do on my own, and it means
that I accomplished it,
but now I can't,
'cause I'm out of the playoffs
and you knocked me out,
and everybody's gonna make fun
of me, and now everybody's
gonna... (sobbing)
Just wanted it for myself.
Oh, God!
Why?
>> Daddy, are you okay?
>> Yeah, yeah, honey, I'm fine.
Just... Daddy needs a minute,
okay?
>> Did Mommy beat you?
>> Yes!
Yes, she beat me.
She beat me bad.
>> Daddy, do you need my help?
>> Nobody can help me.
It's my fault.
And Jermichael Finley's.
(sobbing): Oh, no.
>> I can help you.
>> It hurts so bad!
(line ringing)
>> 911, what's your emergency?
(pounding on door)
>> Whoa, you guys are strippers.
Pete sent me strippers 'cause I
won, I won, oh, yeah.
>> Ma'am, we're not strippers.
Okay, we get that a lot.
We actually got a domestic
violence call.
>> What?
No, I'm fine.
>> We're actually talking about
your husband.
>> That doesn't...
>> Hey, guys.
>> Hey, are you okay?
>> Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
It's just, you know, it's not a
happy household.
>> No, we're super happy.
We're fine.
>> Half of us are happy.
I mean, we're just a little
emotional, I...
She just beat me so...
>> Uh, no, no.
>> A little diffi...
>> No.
>> I'm sorry, you're right.
It's my fault, and I made some
bad decisions.
>> Yeah, you did, but he's fine.
>> Why don't you guys, uh,
just come in.
You can set up and do your
little dance, and I'll just...
>> Kevin...
>> Don't grab him.
Do not grab him.
Matter of fact, come with me.
>> Oh, my God, Kevin, Kevin.
>> Whoa, whoa, where you guys...
Why are you going with the
strippers?
>> They're not strippers.
>> What?
Oh, no, no, no, guys, guys.
No, no, she didn't beat me.
No, I'm a man.
>> Welcome, my married friends.
How are you?
So glad you made parole in time
for the party.
>> Yeah, well, I don't so much
mind doing time as long as I'm
doing time in the playoffs.
>> I'm so happy for her.
>> Poor Deion Sanders.
This is not the way I wanted you
to see us.
>> Oh, hello, Ruxin.
You remember Gina, of course.
>> Hi, Gina.
>> We were just showing Gina
this fine apartment.
>> I haven't upper-decked
anybody for years, but this
place, I'm gonna bring the move
out of retirement.
>> Whoa, whoa, what are you
guys doing? I thought we were
all wearing Andre clothes.
>> No, that was just for one
day. (chuckles)
>> Oh, man.
>> You look like an ***.
>> Yeah, well, you look...
super hot.
>> Hi.
Hi. How are you?
>> Look at you, party girl.
>> Hey, Trixie. How are you?
>> Hi, guys.
>> Well, the place is
really something.
>> Thank you. Thank you so much.
>> But it does seem that the
designing is now coming to an
end, I guess, huh?
>> Oh, no, design is never done.
>> So this could go on for
years, Andre. What are you
gonna do about that?
>> I can answer that
with a toast.
Tonight's a very special night,
not just because it's 12-12-12,
but because we are celebrating a
guest of honor.
Trixie, will you join me
up here?
>> Oh, up here? Oh, gosh.
>> A round of applause for the
decorator who changed my life.
Thank you.
Enough.
Trixie, you have transformed
this apartment, but today, it's
your last day as my decorator.
>> What?
>> Here's your final check.
>> Open it.
>> What, here,
in front of everybody?
>> I want them all to see this.
>> Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
>> Oh, sh...
>> Adam Levine once tweeted,
"Chemistry cannot be purchased."
Even though you and I have
purchased so many things from
color-coordinated books to
street art and ironic
terrariums, there's one thing
that I want to purchase that
money can't buy,
and that is your undying love.
Trixie Von Stein, will you
make me Andre Von Nozick?
>> Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, yes.
>> Yes?
>> Yes.
>> Oh, my God.
>> Oh, my goodness.
>> We're engaged!
>> We're engaged!
>> That's gonna be a lot more
expensive than her decorating.
>> Oh, it's beautiful.
>> Look at that.
>> This is balls crazy.
>> I guess crazier things
have happened.
I mean, I never thought that
Gina Gibiatti would be my
girlfriend.
>> Excuse me?
Your girlfriend?
>> Take it easy.
We're at a party.
>> How crack piped out are you
to think that I would actually
be your girlfriend?
>> I don't know, we've been
sleeping at each other's houses.
I thought maybe we were
exclusive.
>> Uh, no.
You were a pity (bleep).
Oh, are you crying?
>> No.
>> Oh, there they go.
That is so pathetic.
Oh, my God, okay.
Mm, I'm leaving.
Take that.
>> Okay.
>> You two.
>> Yeah?
>> Left you guys a little
engagement present in your
downstairs bathroom.
Enjoy.
Later, ***.
>> She just upper-decked your
heart, bro.
>> BOTH: What a night.
>> Okay, good, looks great.
Yeah, you're just moaning.
Yeah, that's good.
He's getting ready to plunge
the knife.
>> Okay, take one.
"12-12-12: The Mayan
***-pocalypse."
>> Dude, that's not what it is.
>> It's "12-12-12: The Mayan
A-***-alypse."
>> No, I'm sorry, it's not.
>> We decided this.
The movie should be called
"12-12-12: The Mayan
A-***-alypse."
>> "***-pocalypse."
>> "A Mayan A-***-alypse."
>> "***-pocalypse."
>> Dude, what...
>> What would you say
if you saw it?
>> What do you think it is?
>> My agent said it's "The
***-and-lips."
>> "The ***-and-lips."
>> That's better is what it is.
>> Lock it up!
"12-12-12: The Mayan
***-and-lips."
I love you.
>> So sad that this is it.
>> I know, this is it, but we're
going out in a blaze of glory.
>> Start moaning.
You're wet for death. Action.
>> Oh, yeah?
(moaning)
>> Boom.
Boom.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Boom. Boom.
>> What?
>> The boom is in the shot.
>> It's not a boom right now.
It's my sound ***.
>> What is a sound ***?
>> Look at this. Boom.
Why aren't you filming this?
>> This is amazing.
>> Everybody here with a *** is
now obsolete.
>> My *** can't hear anything.
Holy God, that's awesome.
>> Yeah.
>> Hey, hey, hey, what's going
on in here?
>> Who the hell are you?
>> I'm Deion Sanders.
More importantly, who are you?
>> I'm Dirty Randy, and you, my
friend, are a thousand times
better looking than your
headshot.
>> Get your coat off
and get in here.
>> Get in here, man, come on.
>> Are y'all serious?
>> I think I'm coming out of
retirement for this one.
>> Whoa, whoa, what?
Buddy, I don't know who you are,
but you're about to get
chlamydia.