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#Super cheesy music#
(From the chat) "Dude, can I ask another really personal question?" Boom, I gotta go!
Here we go. Here it is. Shut up guys!!
A personal Question's happening.
Can I ask you what would be your Mortal Kombat Finisher?
I would probably like,
Bend them over, eat their *** and like...
.. rip them in half... from their ***! there you go.
Ripping somebody's balls from their mouth, so like..
...FINISHER! Like your hand goes down their mouth..
...through their stomach..
... through their little intestines..
and then somehow breaks out of that ***,
and then somehow reaches round and pulls your nuts inside of you...
..and then just pulls them back out again.
It'd be like, It's be like this..
"ulublubulublubulublubulublub... kpcchhhoow"
Just... Remove your balls through your mouth, or through you ***, whichever you prefer.
I would obviously...
..Have to troll...
..thy enemy a bit.
Yeah..
.. I would probably just stab them with a mini-gun and just rev up the mini-gun, until their body flew apart in pieces.
..by pulling out...
..a T.V. dinner tray...
..making a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich...
I don't know *** about Mortal Kombat, so..
..I don't even know any of the finishing moves man, I'm sorry!
..eating it...
..finishing...said sandwich...
..painfully.....painfully...
..slow.
The one where you rip the guys head off, with the spine dangling and go...
.."Ayyyy, is this yours?"
You know, I feel like it would involve these pistols.
And just look him in the eye and tell him...
.."That was delicious."
So my mortal Kombat finisher would be a sick combo where I, ahh..
So maybe I'll just like gouge out both their eyes?
And then maybe, like, pop them?
I come scooting in - right, hold on.
Like, like, like.. little..little
You know, like little...
..I don't know what ..um.
I would come scooting in like this right?
Like it wouldn't actually be me as a character but I would come scoot in from the side of the screen,
What's a food that's like this big and like pops?..um
I would aim my pistol at their face and just go...
Bubbles!
And then their uh...
..their mind would be blown, like literally!
I dunno.. I'll just pop them like little tiny mandarin oranges, right Buckly? so, maybe something like that.
minds just ...explode.
That's my Mortal Kombat finisher.
Olives? Maybe, yeah..
..or like, one of of those grapes right?
And I'm like "What the *** man?"
"I didn't wear the lingerie on stream for nothing, alright?"
"Love me"
#super cheesy music#
And then I'll scoot out like nothing happened...
..all casually, all cool like.