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Commissioner, the last of the squad cars were just blown to smithereens.
And the entire SWAT team has been rushed to intensive care.
Boy, I feel like I'm really flubbing this one up.
No, sir. Don't you beat yourself up about this.
Well, you tell those troops to fall back.
Abandon Gotham Square! We just can't get through that barricade.
Listen to that, would you?
That's the sound of chaos.
Good & Plenty.
That's the true nature of humanity, Robin.
I mean, see how quickly I made society crumble.
Brought the city to its knees.
And all it took was a Facebook poll and some guns.
Months of meticulous planning,
several hundred thugs, countless man hours
a cartoonishly large Sour Warhead and millions upon millions of dollars.
Not to mention all the money spent on *** candy!
Ah, but you can do that for free any time you want.
Shut up you idiot! Go!
The point is, Robin...
Don't count on Batman coming to save you.
Because he can't.
He won't.
Because nothing can get through my barricade.
I got rogues on the rooftops, rogues on the street, rogues in the sewers.
I got hostages dressed up as rogues and rogues dressed up as hostages.
I mean, face it. Batman couldn't get here even if he tried.
It's literally impossible.
I have anticipated every single fre-
What was that?
Oh, no! Sweet Tooth, you're new in town, aren't you?
Oh, gasp. But that mean you don't know about the plane.
Plane? What plane?
Hey, what happened to the lights?
The power to the whole block has been knocked out.
Wait, Batman's got a plane? Where did he get a plane?
Hey, hey, hey!
What is these little...
Dots?
We're getting shot at by some kind of rubber bullets!
The wounds aren't lethal but they are crippling.
Sour PatchKids, shoot down that plane!
Damn! I haven't a clue what to do.
I can't sees nothins.
Do it, you Dum Dums! I'm taking Robin with me.
Hey, take it down! Take down that plane!
The bullets are ricocheting off of me and hitting my knees!
I'll never walk Evil Watson down the aisle!
Our weapons is worthless.
It's shooting missiles at us!
- Oh, my ribs! - My spine!
Oh, my tibia!
Oh fudge, it's Batman!
Run for your nine lives!
Come back! Come back, you insects!
I'm not done with you yet!
You thought that a barricade could stop me?
Think again!
I'm the *** Batman!
You!
Where's Sweet Tooth?
He went that way.
Into the famous Fun House Candy Factory of Gotham.
Into the candy factory. How predictable.
You're getting stale, Sweet Tooth.
No, Batman, please don't hurt me, because
I'm one of the hostages.
- God. - That's enough!
You!
The National Guard will take it from here, Batman.
Like hell they will.
I'm saving Robin.
And when I find Sweet Tooth, I'll be the one to take him down.
The authorities can handle Sweet Tooth.
Who I'm here for is you.
What?
I've be ordered by the president of the United States to place you under arrest. Ever heard of him?
Uh, yeah.
It ends tonight, Batman.
Or should I say...
Butthead?
You're in my way!
Now get out of it, or I'm going through you!
You wanna fight me?
Well, I can't say that I won't enjoy this.
Looks like we can finally see which one of us
deserves those Twitter followers.
I am a man of justice
I am a man of might
I am a man of vengeance
I am a man of the night
You're such a sycophantic suck-up
How can you call yourself a man?
You say you fight for truth and justice?
I say you're working for the man, man
You line your mask with lead
But I can see into your soul
I see a scared little boy
Behind the cape and the cowl
*** you! I'm gonna kick your ***
*** you! I'm taking you down. *** you!
You want to be the man? You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you what it means to be a man, man
I've learned a lot about life
Since I got myself a bro
You mean your tiny little sidekick?
You guys are so adorable
You're only jealous, man
It's so obvious, so clear
Come on! Me with a sidekick?
That's right.
I've got one for you, right here
*** you! I'm gonna kick your ***
*** you! I'm taking you down
*** you!
You want to be the man? You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you what it means to be a man, man
Yikes!
Hey, hey!
Hey, who turned out the lights?
- Jerk! - Yikes!
Ow. Ow. Ow.
All of your toys amuse me
The boat, the Batmobile, the bike, the plane.
But you can't grappling hook me.
Can't hit me with your boomerang, nah
You look cool in your tights
Thanks
For an alien ***
What?
How about some kryptonite tonight?
- I'm onto your shtick. - *** you!
*** you! I'm gonna kick your ***
*** you! I'm taking you down
*** you!
You want to be the man? You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you what it means to be a man
*** you!