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- Why hello boys and girls, sitting comfortable i hope, a spare set of underwear in close reach, if not i advise you to purchase some
Immediately, because you are about to hear one of the most terifiying stories ever told, there will be no "LOL"'s or
"lmfao"'s and definitly no fires on the boffle-copter, one might even say that after tonight you will "LOL" no longer!
Because this is and interactive sorie about a young man, a party and some scary *** ***! So choose wisely, just don't
choose to stop watching, because that is definitly the wrong choice [laughs Evily]
- Hey lady gay-gay.
- Hey mom, just wanted to you knew i got to the party safe.
- You din't happen to have any problems with your breaks?
- No.
- Really?.. Piece of ***
- I hear music, are you having a party?
- Well Shane if by party you mean a wild costume *** with the guys from the half-way house down the street, then yeah having a party!
- What?
- Geeze, "dad" don't worry we'll use condoms (No way..)
- Okay listen i won't be home late i promis.
- Shane do me a favor, come home late, *** it don't come home at all become one of those drifters that travels from place to place.
And discovering themselves possibly getting full blown' late from all the *** you'll be having with the fat homeless
junkie's on the streets.
- Mom i'm not gay allwright, i'm just saving myself for marriage.
- Yaeh your not gay like i'm not about to get stuffed like a turkey
- Uhhh!
- Gotta go Shane. Allwright who want's to scoupe out my giblets?
- Hey,
- Nice costume, what are you supposed to be, a total loser?
- Oh uhm, i cound't affort a costume this year, but i like your Emo girl costume.
- I'm not Emo, i'm a princess, duh
- Oh, sorry din't see that.
- Uhm it was like totally obvieus. Maybe you should tell people that you'r "Hellen Keller" cause you'r not observant at all.
Go away!
- Don't let her get to you, she's just depressed because the entire school found out about her sex tape.
- Wow, must have been hot.
- No, not really it was more just like 3 minutes of: "Oh" "oh yeah" "wait" "no don't stop" "yes stop" "Don't touch me" "I just came"
- Wow, that sounds ***. I'm Shane by the way.
- The name's Knight, Felicia Knight.
- So.. Felicia, what are you supposed to be?
- This is a warlock monster "Shampsei" from the land of Lasercraft MMORP, you play?
- Uhm, yaeh totally. They call me the king of MMORP.
- Holy larp, they call me the queen. Well maybe later we could swap gamertags or you know.. something.
- Yaeh, for sure.
- Well catch you later, your majesty.
- Quit moving like an idiot
- Hey, can you help us out wher'e kind of stuck.
- Yaeh, where's the key?
- Okay, but fist let me say, we'r not gay, the key is in my ***.
- What?
- Einstein her thought it would fun to play, "keep away" with my cop key, so i handcopped' myself to him and by then it was
allwready up in his "poop" shoot.
- Are you gonna fish the key out of my *** or what?
- Uh, you know what i'm gonna go get some punch.
- This is my Jaaaam
- I hate you so much right now.
- I can't get no.... satisfaction
- Ohh, nice costume
- Thanks, i made it myself.
- Wait, are you supposed to by that blonde chick that.. she's on the internet she talks about technology.
- Yaeh, well actually i..
- Man that chick is so annoying, always in front of the apple store with her stupid little dances, it's like come on you'r
*** idiot, nobody likes you give up! "Look at me, look at me, i'm pretty and blond blablabla" Steve Johnson this
Steve Johnson that [making a *** face]
- [giggles] Yaeh totally.
- Uhhh, good one, you'r definitly the winner here. "I can't get no" "nananana no no no no"
- Hey, crazy party right?
- yaeh, tons of slutty girls
- I mean i guess that girl in the cheerleader costume's kinda slutty'ed it up for the hole party huh?
- Yaeh, you mean my grilfrie.. You called my girlfriend a ***?
No
- My girlfriend is not a ***, she's a real lady, she's like mother Teressa but younger.
- Dude look, i was just tryin to fit in allwright?
- Well you'r about to fit in, with my fist's.
- [All] Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
[whispering] You'r all gonna die!
- What was that?
- I don't know
- It just came out of no where like ghostmagic or something.
- Okay we should problably ask, whoever invited us what that was.
Does nobody knows who invited you?
- Yaeh well who invited you?
- Nobody, i saw it on a bulletin post on Myspace.
- You still use Myspace? That's so lame it almost catches itself and maked it cool again. But not quite.
- Guys!
- Auhh look it's a puppy how cute! [Giggles]
- We turned around for thi...
- Oh my god, should we save her?
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