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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WARM SPRING DAY AND TENNESSEE ALUM CLETUS AND HIS WIFE IS AT THE KNOXVILLE
ZOO. SHE'S WEARING A CUTE, LOOSE-FITTING, PINK SPRING DRESS, SLEEVELESS WITH STRAPS.
AS THEY WALK THROUGH THE APE EXHIBIT AND PASS IN FRONT OF A VERY LARGE GORILLA, THE GORILLA GOES APE.
HE JUMPS UP ON THE BARS, HOLDING ON WITH ONE HAND (AND 2 FEET), GRUNTING AND POUNDING HIS CHEST WITH THE FREE HAND.
HE IS OBVIOUSLY EXCITED AT THE PRETTY LADY IN THE WAVY DRESS.
CLETUS, NOTICING THE EXCITEMENT, CLETUS SUGGESTS THAT HIS WIFE TEASE THE POOR FELLOW.
HE TELLS HER TO PUCKER HER LIPS, WIGGLE HER BOTTOM, AND PLAY ALONG. SHE DOES AND MR.GORILLA GETS EVEN MORE EXCITED,
MAKING NOISES THAT WOULD WAKE THE DEAD. THEN CLETUS SUGGESTS
THAT SHE LET ONE OF HER STRAPS FALL, SHE DOES, AND MR. GORILLA IS JUST ABOUT TO TEAR THE
BARS DOWN. NOW TRY LIFTING YOUR DRESS UP YOUR THIGHS SAYS CLETUS...THIS DRIVES THE GORILLA ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.
ALL OF A SUDDEN CLETUS GRABS HIS WIFE, RIPS OPEN THE DOOR TO THE CAGE,
SLINGS HER IN WITH THE GORILLA AND SAYS, "NOW, TELL HIM YOU HAVE A HEADACHE."