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hi okay
we've got our cow-hunting clothes on and we've got our what else do we got well we did some
more work since last i always do that pretty much
every single time that i stop recording i get a bunch of stuff done
but it wasn't anything exciting so we're all good okay so now
we're heading toward the land of the cows which i believe is over here in the taiga
which you know of course cows would be over there i was saying
that earlier Minecraft makes no sense when it comes to putting animals
in their proper habitats but since we know that see chickens in a lake for starters
and hello you are not ducks no you are not ducks hi not ducks okay
they're clear on that now oh chickens in the mountains that's even more adventurous you
know what I'm just going to kill them I mean this guy's
just jumping up and down with his head in the sand
isn't there a saying like that about chickens with their head in the sand
this guy here's another one that's being all whacko and he's lost from his other duck non-duck
friends so he was out of the gene pool anyway so we've got our first volunteer okay
but i don't just want one cow I want 'em all like that joke which I will
not tell because Minecraft is a family game even though it's not it's not like terrible
or anything but it's not like a Minecraft kind of joke
but anyway it has to do with run down the hill and get them all okay this
looks like a place where many cows should be congregating hello
cows cows I thought there were cows here where'd they go I thought
oh here they are see they were all hiding this is what we want
we're going to run down the hill and catch them all
hi guys guess what I got look look look look look no don't look at the chicken carcass
no no no no look at this the wheatie wheat I got wheat I got wheat
they're all turning their heads oh my gosh she's got wheat follow her let's all follow
her yay yay come on guys we're heading off to a new life
with Sly-Jay the girl who has the tasty wheat hey
hey come on
I'm tasty wheat girl what you lost interest already? yeah that's right come on
everybody everybody yes all four of you oh my gosh that's
the thing about cows you really have to just keep on them about it you just
have to keep reminding them hello we are in a cow train heading west or
whatever direction we're heading heading back to the farm
we will not forget whqt we are doing look I lost one of them already
okay the day is not long enough for you guys to act like this not in Minecraft the day's
not long enough come on tasty tasty wheat okay I still got three that's
pretty good for cows that's pretty good and I think we're
going to make it we're back into the easy terrain
now do I still have three yeah I do I do okay wait no not into the pit
okay here comes the not so easy terrain single file up the up the whatever we're going
up oh I knew it oh good he made it up there so I didn't know it okay
stupid me I shouldn't have put that gate in that place but come on
oh come on I hate this okay
now you two come on you can come okay he came right over the pole
okay yes you come on okay how am I gonna do this let's see
I'm going to grab that
and these two get to have a baby and this other one I'm going to figure out
about aw I love the little cute ones with their big heads
oh you know what I shouldn't be having this anyway terrible bad guys are going to jump
in here you need to have a two block radius of your
fence or bad guys will jump in
okay so since we're making since we're making the world safe for cows
you come on
well actually since you're all the way over there let's just go this way then
come on oh my gosh this one is too dumb for the gene
pool anyway come on come on come on yay
okay now
I shall return with your friend hopefully friend where are you now where did we leave
them them or it okay so this is the way to cow land I'm not
sure if he made it through here or not I don't think he did
okay hold on we're getting interrupted by a cat hold on
okay that ended up being a much longer interruption than I thought and I've kind of even forgotten
what the heck I was doing I think I was looking for a cow that was lost
I think I hear a cow yes you you have been the source of my troubles
now come long we have a job for you to do that's better he's being all obedient now
that's right come on I don't know why you had to spaz out before come on you could
make it up there yes okay I can stop yelling at the cow huh it's not quite so necessary
come on come on oh my good ness you know in real life I'm kind of a city person
but I'm actually on the I recently moved to a like a rural edge it was kind of unintentional
it was just a I mean not that you accidentally move but
it was just a strange sequence of events that led to me staying somewhere that was supposed
to be temporary and then I ended up officially moving in and
it's just kind of like the edge of the city and it's like you wouldn't expect it to be
rural at all and yet there's people that have horses and now
my neighbors they've got these goats and just the other day I'm going about my business
I'm doing whatever I'm supposed to be doing and all of a sudden
I hear "bok bok bok bok bok bok bok" and no it was not Minecraft it was real life it was
my neighbors and their rooster had escaped and was running
around our yard. Maybe for some of you rural folks that's just par for the course something
that happens every day but for me nothing at all
like that had ever happened to me and I'm like oh what do we do we've got to
catch him he's going to get killed by somebody's dog or something so we're running
around and trying to get this rooster and they're not so easy to catch you know you
can't just go up to them with some seeds and have them follow
you obediently or maybe you can but in real life I didn't have seeds I couldn't just go
out and punch some grass
so you know we're running around making total buffoons out of ourselves trying to grab this
guy and yeah I guess you had to be there okay
why did I launch into that story oh because in real life as well as Minecraft
animals have been causing me a lot of entertainment let's just call it
entertainment that's the most polite way to put it
okay so now what am I up to now I think I think that
I have done enough chores and that I get to go venture into caves because look look
see I got my red boots I got my festive holiday look at my festive
holiday hovel oh so cute anyway I got my festive holiday
gear and I've gotten myself established right we got that farm going
we've got protection you know good enough armor to do pretty much anything and we're
ready to go we get to have some adventure now did I cook
up some iron I think I cooked up all my iron okay i've got iron chestplate I've got
a sword I'd say that's good enough to at least go out a little bit so yeah I'm going to put
away this junk and then we're gonna go have some fun cause all this work that's what it's
all been about is oh wait no i want to cook these sorry you chickens get a-cookin'
and let's see
I wish i had more pickaxes oh I did not bring any food food I don't need to bring fence
oh wait I did have food okay i'm just going to bring a ton of food no wait I
don't need that much food that's too much okay I've got pickaxes I've got shovels I've
got extra wood in case I'm down there for some
weird long time and the day has already gone let's sleep yeah
we get to go have fun now okay we are back and this might seem weird
but since I let off last recording that was actually several days ago I can't believe
when I made this marker I remember when I made this marker
and it was surrounded by trees and I was wondering would it be obvious enough ya think
now that the trees are gone okay so let's see
I'm taking a quick review just for myself I've got cows very nice very nice
I've got a cave to explore very very very nice I've got some chickens on their way to
growing and breeding and multiplying I've got this little ravine to fall into clumsily
that will keep me entertained keep me on my toes
I've got some water I've got some wheat oh we should probably do this huh we are still
very early in the game and we need to do al this kind of stuff I think I just heard
a skeleton I did I heard somebody I hope very much that
I'm not getting a lot of extraneous noise there is a lot of things going on in my neighborhood
right now there's dogs there's trash trucks this isn't even
their day I don't know why they're here I think they heard that I was recording a
video and thought they'd make life difficult hey why am I hearing a zombie out in the daytime
in the middle of okay I think that's our cue I think that's
our cue that says rrrr that's our cue that says we are going
to go exploring right here because that was the plan for today anyway here we go we're
going in now
I am going to mention I don't have check this out I don't have very much I'm still wearing
my red boots why am I carrying this stupid wheat I shouldn't have okay
whatever so I usually if I'm going to go caving I bring
the kitchen sink I mean I come well prepared I'm like a Girl Scout with like every kind
of possible tool but you know what I just don't have all that
stuff right now so I'm going to try to control myself and
not wander too ambitiously just like you know hopefully grab some iron pretty quickly and
then head on back do that up get some ah see
what did I want to do I wanted to grab iron pretty quickly I would call that pretty quickly
now let's see if I can actually abide by what I said i was going to do that
will be the trick to see if i can actually do that look it's a harvest it's a festival
of iron my goodness this is wonderful okay so my plan what I want
to do is get iron and then go back get some better armor
and then come back and do this right okay how am I doing this I'm not doing this right
am I I need to grab this and then I want to fix
my stairs luckily I have forty million tons of dirt with me okay so we're
there now there's obviously a lot of stuff going on okay what did I say I was going to
do no no okay let's just take a little peek I know
I am such a liar see well see it paid off look see
that was kind of nice like an extra iron like a double iron ore on the one side
and then a second one on the other side i like it I will say thank you very much now
in this game I just can't tell if sounds are coming from the left
or the right especially if I'm talking and recording let's see how am i doing this
I want my dirt i want my stairs is what i want i don't want to dig myself down here
and not be able to get back up okay so I can't I don't really have a good
sense of sound direction in this game but it seems to me that all these skeleton sounds
are coming from behind me in other words this side here so
let's see how high are we
we're still way up here i know i'm being very wasteful with all my
digging but it's still early in the game and i can find a use for all this cobble
okay so I feel like all these guys are like right over here I mean we were in a mountain
you know they could be in the mountain instead of having to dig down down down no are they
getting quieter I can't tell i've got no sense of direction
of sound in this game but down is always good if you're going caving okay please remind
me do not let me get killed cause i've got my
precious iron and you know we're still getting started we're still using stone pickaxes and
i'm a person who has a lot of patience as you can see look at all
this digging i'm doing but for some reason i don't have a lot of patience for stone pickaxes
they're just so slow so as soon as I get enough iron i want
to make me oh wait listen somebody's above me on dirt
it's probably my own cows okay there's got to be something i'm hearing
every kind of noise hello skeletons I want to come kill you
i'm hearing bats i mean we are so close to a cave it is ridiculous we're almost in the
cave okay we passed the skeletons by and why am i even doing this
we're not really going skeleton hunting we want ore but i will say i also want to know
where this cave is so let's just take a little look over this way
you know i kind of have this way of digging tunnels that are unbeknownst to me they're
right next to an existing natural tunnel okay it's all quiet
i've missed everybody oh but we got some iron and that's what we
came for isn't it that's what i said wasn't it
yes i did but i lied the truth is i just want to fight mobs okay you know what i am going
to be a good girl i am going to take my iron my precious iron and i'm going
to run back hom and i'm going to cook this up i really am i can't believe i'm actually
doing this i'm usually very undisciplined in that regard i don't
like these stairs they're all diskombobuulated let's put some dirt
okay yeah that's what we're going to do you guys don't have to watch this
listen it's like uh where is that cave it's like i'm hearing all
the sounds so much it's like i'm actually in it but i'm not
okay you know what you guys i am going to meet back with you shortly