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Epic rap Battles of History
Mr T
Verses
Mr Rodgers
Begin
I pity the fool who
Tries to step the Clubber Lang
call me BA biceps
Cause I'll Crush your whole gang
Bring Tuesday
Friday
and little Trolley the Train
an watch me dip their *EXPLICIT*
in gold
and wear em like my neck chain
Sucka!
I'll choke you
With your own sweater sleeves
you couldn't even beat me
in the land of make believe
PUNK!
I will Mr T*EXPLICIT* you
in the closest cametery
nobody's gonna miss you
cause all your friends imaginary
Hi there neighbor
I hope you don't mind
if I change my
shoes
I'll be rocking sneakers
till this battle's over
So don't get blood
from your ugly face
on my penny loafers
I like you just the way you are
one in a million
but it looks like the barber
Gave your head a brazilian
I pity your neck, Mr. gold chains
you've got too many
The only gold I keep is on the
Shelf in my Emmys
I teach a whole world
full of children
I can tell
you call yourself T
Cause your too dumb to spell
Who you calling dumb fool?
Mr. T only needs one letter
hello?
it's for you
Bill Cosby wants his sweater
You're a 40 year old *kind of EXPLICIT*
in a dumpy *EXPLICIT* house
I'll get Hannibal
Murdoch
and Face to stomp you out
the only *** cat
you ever seen
is on Henrietta
SUCKA!
an your Mr. McFeely
delivers a lot more than letters
So before you come to battle
with your PBS *kind of EXPLICIT*
how 'bout I call up CPS
about them kids on your lap
Fool!
watch what you say
kids love me more than lunch
I'm not the one
with my face on some
whack *EXPLICIT* Captain Crunch
when my plan comes together
you won't even see it coming
I'll chop you into
four black dudes
an I'll remake Cool Runnings
I'll say this once, Laurence
I hope it's understood
get right back in your van
and get the
*EXPLICIT* outta my neighborhood
Who one, Who's next, You decide If I get 50 Likes or 7,000 views I'll make a clean ERB
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY If I get 50 Likes or 7,000 views I'll make a clean ERB