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According to the high occasion, heute-show didn't send one, didn't send two -- no, sent up to three
reporters into the middle of the hurly-burly.
(all together) One man for all men, all men for one man!
(Kebekus) One woman also, one woman!
the expierienced one
the young wild one
and the girlie
(Kebekus) Can I go to Merkel? Please!
(van Ryssen) But you are funny! You'll just go there where we had to go beginning our
career also!
(van der Horst) You'll go just -- to FDP!
Wankers!
The election team
♫ Time to say goodbye ... ♫
Mister Steinmeier, Mister Steinmeier ... he should himself ... he was ...
-- But it just was your turn! -- No, it wasn't my turn yet!
♫ Never you go completely, something of you will stay forever. ♫
Caro and Carsten, following situation: CDU doesn't allow me to enter.
I must say, I am disappointed a little bit -- or as Peer Steinbrueck would
formulate:
This is my first report from an election and I have thought, it will be heating up
with party and so, and my colleagues are at CDU und SPD and have sent me here.
This is already mobbing, isn't it?
That's mean.
We aren't allowed to enter and now: Boys, girls, we need a slogan, now the motto is:
Don't get snotty, we need a good political slogan.
Do you feel better now?
Yes. Now I have to become crooner because I can't become politician more.
One, two, three --
♫ CDU, stupid cow, let heute-show in peace! ♫
♫ Be my angel tonight, a look from you and my heart's pleased. ♫
It is worse than we have expected!
♫ Who did betray us? Christian Democrats! ♫
♫ Who did betray us? Christian Democrats! ♫
Can you explain the result of today? Why did the electoral decide such clever?
Because liberals became too socially liberal. This is a big problem; you couldn't notice
FDP in the government and because of that we have fallen by 10.1 %.
So did elect only the pharmacists? Wasn't that enough?
I, ah ... apparently it isn't enough, so ...
Here next to me is standing a fan of SPD from South Corea now. How did you take
the result?
Yes, well: CDU has increased and SPD, well, has increased -- decreased --
-- decreased, and FDP is decreased, yes?
FDP quasi has landed in the urn.
Landed in the urn, exactly! Under five percent, hurdle, yes?
-- The hurdle, yes. -- Yes, yes. Decreased, yes.
FDP hasn't, hasn't come over the hurdle.
So, yes, exactly.
-- How is it in there? -- Half full.
Half full? And we aren't allowed to enter? They said it was completely full!
Nay, nay, nay, nay ...
Maybe we have cheated to little!
-- Naaaay! -- Yeeeeah!
Naaaay, that was enough, you've cheated enough!
Where? I don't know anything.
But where should I begin at all?
-- You are from Reuters, aren't you? From the press? -- Yes.
Yes, we have to hold side by side now, press boycott, and we all won't report that Merkel has won,
so nobody will hear it!
They practically allowed everybody to enter. And if you aren't allowed, then
I don't know. Still have fun!
I'm staying tuned, I'm trying it once again!
Thank you, we're appointed.
Now let me in piece!
♫ Mama, oh, I miss you sometimes, Mama ... ♫
Missis Merkel! She was it! Merkel is moving away -- so she wasn't allowed
to enter too!
Do you have some last words to heute-show? Some last words to
Olley Welke?
We're sorry, we're sorry seriously. Have fun in the unemployment.
Thanks, likewise! Carsten van Ryssen, Lutz van der Horst and Carolin Kebekus!
Well, I think it's touching that they apologize to me, I must say.