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The Alien Invasion by Caleb Fischer
The aliens are coming and I have to protect myself.
I know this because I hear strange noises
and there is a cow in my bathtub.
I need these things for my survival:
magnetic helmet,
plasma repellent,
and the ice laser.
I also have to hide my family in the basement.
It is time to go.
Now I apply the plasma repellent on my skin.
I put this shiny helmet on my head
because I do not want the aliens to control my brain.
The ice laser is made from liquid nitrogen.
Do you hear the voice?
**that voice?
It is my vegetarian brother.
He and my mother have to eat the cows from my bathtub.
They are in my basement that is locked.
The sky is green
and the militia is waiting for me (quirky/perky smirk).
If we win this battle, the human race can survive.
If not, I do not want to think of what happens.
Well, goodbye my friends.
Take this, aliens!
I am not afraid of your tentacles!
Special Thanks: Stan, Gabe, Nick, Me