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» In less than seven days, I’ve spent over $80 on gas.
» ♪ [Theme music] ♫
» This is our first breakfast at Souplantation.
I’m eating like a horse. » JERRY: A horse?
» BRUNO: What are ‹you› eating like, Jerry? » I don’t know.
» BRUNO: With your little, uh, morning Diet Cokes.
» No, that’s, uh, root beer. » BRUNO: Oh, my mistake!
Root beer is definitely more of a morning beverage. » Mm-hmm.
» BRUNO: I’m having strawberry lemonade.
That’s it; my diet starts now!
Ready? » MIA: Mm-hmm.
» My glasses are all foggy and I don’t have any cleaner.
I shall change glasses.
There. I haven’t worn these in a while.
To the park!
Nice view, right?
» ♪ [Suspenseful music] ♫
» JERRY: It’s a squirrel.
It’s a happy squirrel on the uprooted tree.
» BRUNO: If Mr. Squirrel comes and attacks you, it’ll be a good YouTube video.
It’ll go viral, and then we’ll be rich.
Rich, we’ll be! Come here, Mr. Squirrel!
Come attack Jerry! Come back here, Mr. Squirrel!
Oh, my toes are wet!
It’s a picnic bench.
Alright, Mia, I’m pushing you in. Pushing you into the water!
» MIA: I don’t want to go into the water. » BRUNO: You go into the water!
If I said I was on the beach, would you guys believe me?
So I’m thinking about claiming this area and starting to build my house here.
I think I would keep this, but, you know, build the house around it,
so this would be, like, our main room, I guess, like a living room.
Keep, like, all the rock. I’d remove the picnic tables, of course.
TV would probably go where we’re standing here.
This, I’d probably carpet, but we’d do, like, some sort of a print, I think.
Right? Like a rock or a zebra or something? No, not zebra.
» Leopard? » BRUNO: Maybe, may— Yeah, actually.
This could be closet space. » MIA: Oh yeah, this is a pretty good closet.
» BRUNO: Actually. Yeah, at least I could put boxes here.
» JERRY: The ceiling’s leaking. » BRUNO: Well, we’d fix that.
And the picnic tables, we could just move into the grass,
so in case we ever have a big YouTube party and invite everybody.
That way, there’s room for everybody to have picnics.
This is gonna be my bedroom. Maybe I’ll have a second level for my bed. It could go right over this.
You could build a little stone staircase going up to my bed.
Oh! We could do a tire swing too! » MIA: Oh, that would be cool.
Or a fox-line. » BRUNO: A what?
» Zip-line? » BRUNO: Oh, yeah! Oh, this is gonna be the greatest house ever.
I ‹think› I can do that, right? No one’s gonna yell at me.
If somebody wanted this zoo, they wouldn’t have abandoned it.
Alright, this could be your room. » MIA: Why do ‹I› get the tiny room? » BRUNO: ’Cause you’re so teeny!
But look, you get this cool staircase, so you could sneak upstairs at night.
Look, this is good closet to fit all your little teeny things.
This can be Jerry’s room. » JERRY: It’s too small.
» MIA: Jerry would be downsizing a bit. » BRUNO: Jerry will have to sleep standing up.
No, I’m just kidding. Jerry, this is your room.
» MIA: Oh, Jerry gets this huge room‽ » BRUNO: Honey, he’s twice the size of you!
He needs his space, and you know how he paces. » MIA: Yeah…
» BRUNO: He does a ‹lot› of pacing. Jerry, go do some pacing in here.
Let’s see. Here comes the pacing.
Oh, that is good pacing.
That is very good pacing he’s doing. You see, Mia?
» MIA: Yeah, I guess so. » BRUNO: Yeah.
(Whispers:) And we could put bars here and charge people to come look at Jerry.
He could be an attraction for extra money.
Alright Miss Mia, come on up.
(Whispers:) Someone’s coming!
Mia, someone’s coming.
» [Voices below] » BRUNO (Whispers:) Someone’s coming.
» JERRY (Announces:) It’s Grandmama. » BRUNO: Shh! Somebody’s coming.
[Strains] Ow.
» MAN: It goes up here, though.
» BRUNO: Someone’s coming.
[Grunts]
You never know if they’re scummy or not.
We could just hide and jump out at them and scare them and then run.
That’ll buy us some time.
Fence. [Grunts]
Who is it? Who’s there?
» MIA: [Mumbles “I don’t know”] I didn’t see ’em.
» BRUNO: That’s fantastic.
Was this somebody’s house?
» MIA: Jerry broke into the house. » BRUNO: Jerry!
What a strange place.
» Okay, which way did they go?
There they are.
» BRUNO: Whoa! Oh!
Ah! No! I’m sinking! Ah!
No! Sinking!
I sank!
Or sunk. Huh?
» MIA: Quicksand. » BRUNO: It is!
(Whining:) I’m wet and cold!
Mia!
» [Rimshot] » MIA: Careful.
» BRUNO: I don’t know what to make of this place. Do you?
» MIA: It’s like ancient ruins, almost. » BRUNO: I know!
[Yells]
Ha-ha! You thought I was gonna leap to my doom!
Ooh, two fingers. I guess “doom” gets two.
Try it again— Doom! Yeah, two. Weird, huh!
My diet starts now!
Doom!
Huh. That’s so funny.
Diet!
Doom!
Huh. You learn something new every day.
[Grunts]
» ♪ ♫
» BRUNO: Dirty!
You know, Mia! » MIA: Dirty.
» BRUNO: There’s a sink over here.
You’re way better at that than I am.
How far up does this go?
It keeps going!
Oh, and then it gets tricky! » MIA: Oh, it forks!
» BRUNO: It forks! Oh, Jerry will like this.
I have so much water, sand, and gravel in my shoe.
Eh, I don’t care; I’m having fun. A little uncomfortable.
I’ll need some new shoes… again.
I ruined my other shoes the last time we went out.
It’s alright; I got more. I’ll use some of Mia’s.
Look how good you did that!
Huh.
These little flakes— it’s really gold, huh?
» WOMAN AND MAN: Yeah. » BRUNO: Wow.
Alright Jerry, start diggin’. » JERRY: And I was just kidding about the treasure.
» BRUNO: Oh. » [Mia chuckles]
» BRUNO: Yeah, that’s— [Shrieks] I’m okay.
» Zhwhip!
» BRUNO: Did I just find gold?
Hon, gold?
Is that gold? » MIA: It looks more yellow than gold.
» BRUNO: It’s gold! Gimme my gold back.
We found the beginning of the waterfall, and it’s right here.
Is everybody getting good exercise with us? Who’s sweating?
» A microwave!
» BRUNO: Well, what did you expect?
Jerry, don’t turn that on.
» JERRY: Where’s the button? Is this the button?
» BRUNO: What is that?
It’s kind-of cute, isn’t it?
[Whistles] Come here. » [Mia hisses]
» BRUNO: [Laughs] Jerry, it hissed at me!
Come here! [Whistles] It’s coming.
Jerry, are you getting it? » JERRY: Mm-hmm.
» BRUNO: Come on. Come here.
Come here. Aw. Come on.
I wonder why you can’t stick your hand in here more. I want to pet it.
(Sweetly:) Ohh…
[Shrieks] It bit me!
Bad! No!
Egn! Bad.
» [Hisses]
» BRUNO: No! No!
If I could get in this cage, I’d give you a spanking!
[Yelps] That’s it! [Grunts] That’s it.
When I come in here, you’re getting a spanking, you creature!
That’s it! That’s it! Bad! No!
[Grunts] Don’t bite!
Ah! Oh no, it knows how to spank!
It’s been watching humans too— Ow! Oh no! It’s getting me!
No! No! No! J— you.
No, you get in your cage! You get in your cave right now!
You get in that cave! » [Mia hisses]
» BRUNO: Stop it! You’re making a scene! Oh no! [Yells]
No! No! Jerry!
It got away and put me in the cage!
You know, creature!
[Sighs]
I tell ya.
Can I get some water in here, please? Water, maybe a sandwich.
» [Banging on gate] » JERRY: There’s some in the corner.
» BRUNO: I don’t want that water. » JERRY: Perfectly good.
» BRUNO: I’ll show you “perfectly good”! [Growls]
Let me out! » [Rattling gate]
» [Snickers] » BRUNO: [Laughs] Oh-ho-ho-ho!
» [Bell ringing]
» BRUNO: I wanna do that!
It’s the Little Engine That Could.
It’s adorable!
Oh, he gets a smaller caboose.
» [Bell ringing]
» ♪ [Music throughout] ♪
» [Train whistle blows]
» ♪ [Music ends] ♫
» BRUNO: That’s a nice-looking engine.
» MIA: Can you get one of me, like, running towards you?
» BRUNO: Yeah. » And do a zoom blur?
» BRUNO: Go.
» [Sound of train running]
» BRUNO: I can’t show you the caves now ’cause they’re, uh, doing some filming,
but for Power Ranger fans, they shot all ten seasons here of Saban.
Gold Ranger appeared for the first time, here, in Zeo when they were fighting Wolfbane.
» JERRY: It’s a pretty place here. There’s a nice view here.
In case you don’t care about Power Rangers, it’s just a nice view.
» Jerry, ‹nobody› doesn’t care about Power Rangers, right?
» JERRY: Look at these giant, uh, whatchamacallits.
» BRUNO: Jerry, you’re ruining everything.
» JERRY: Mountains, cliffs…
» BRUNO: Yes, but they all relate to the Power Rangers, Jerry!
» They don’t have to. » They ‹do›.
Mountains equal Power Rangers ’cause Power Rangers fight in the mountains, Jerry.
They’re filming something here. They’re shooting a pilot.
It’s, like, a reality series if… What is it?
It’s Osama bin Laden with a reality series?
What is it? » MIA: Yeah. » BRUNO: Something about…
So I guess Osama bin Laden is in that cave.
» WOMAN: Lilac! » MIA: She’s not being quiet.
» BRUNO: No. The dog’s gonna go right into the cave. » MIA: Yeah.
» BRUNO: If you wanna let your dog off the leash then you go to a dog park.
This is not a place where you can do that.
Right here is where the Wild Force Rangers assembled their Jungle Blaster.
The Orgs were standing right here.
» MAN: And action!
And cut!
» WOMAN: Lilac!
» BRUNO: She’s been yelling for this dog for 20 minutes, and then she fell in the bushes.
It’s Osama bin Laden! I’m not kidding!
I found Osama! Let’s get him!
» OSAMA: That’s better than that. » MAN 1: I’m not responsible
for what’s gonna happen to you. » MAN 2: It’s not going anywhere, man!
» MAN 1: Tell me, what was your expression when you read this script?
» OSAMA: I was born to play him. » MAN 1: Really?
» OSAMA: Yeah. » [Men laughing]
» BRUNO: Mia, did you see Osama? » MIA: I saw.
» [Bruno and Mia laughing]
» OSAMA: Osama has to go potty now. » [All laughing]
» MAN: Threatening‽ » WOMAN: I don’t wanna escalate;
I just wanted to get your name and find out the name of the production company.
» MAN: Alright, thanks. » WOMAN: The name of the production company?
» MAN: I can’t have loose animals on the set, so when I asked you nicely to leash your dog,
and you said, “Okay, thanks,” and your dog was running loose into my set,
then that’s threatening to my set and to the members of my crew.
So I know it’s not some vicious pit bull or anything,
but I can’t have animals running into my set in the middle of a shot.
That’s on me, so— » WOMAN: I still wanted to know the name of the—
» MAN: Okay, you know the name. » WOMAN: No, I know ‹your› name.
» Here we have yet another person who cannot take responsibility.
So she lets her dog loose, and the dog runs all over the set, and now she wants the production name.
» You know, even if she were right, and there was supposed to be a permit
for filming here— » BRUNO: She’s still breaking a law.
» —that has nothing to do with having the dog on a leash or not.
» I don’t even know what they did. They just asked her nicely,
but I guess she felt threatened by them asking her to follow a law,
so now she’s gonna go report them.
Oh, I’m not sure why I climbed up here. That’s gonna be hard to get down!
Look at the cute little butt. Look at the cute little butt.
» [Wind blowing]
» BRUNO: Whoa!
No, no! Doo-doo-doo! Ah!
Hee hee hee hee!
Cute little butt.
» OSAMA: What’s your name? » MIA: Mia.
» OSAMA: Mia. What do you do? » Um, I’m an animator. » You are‽
Currently working? » Yeah, sort of.
» BRUNO: I wanna say this is the shot where Bulk was hallucinating,
and Gold Ranger was coming down the hill, and then it turned into Skull.
Right, Jerry? In Zeo?
» Hold on a moment.
» BRUNO: Nih! » [Mia laughs]
» BRUNO: Oh, wasn’t that pain-in-the-*** Dear Zord up here too?
Stupid Dear Zord. » JERRY: [Laughs] I remember the Dear Zord.
» BRUNO: Oh, that thing was such a pain! You had to sing to it every morning.
And this, of course, is the main cave entrance that is probably most recognizable.
We’ll come back when they’re not filming.
» So we just went to that thing… [Sniffs]
and now we’re walking back to the car.
Bruno ran out of disk space, so now you have to listen to me.
» BRUNO: Sorry, guys. Sorry about that.
» MIA: Jerry needs a little jingle.
» JERRY: A jingle? » MIA: Vlogging by Jerry.