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>>> TIME NOW FOR "THE
RIDICULIST" AND TONIGHT WE'RE
ADDING ANYONE, ANYONE OUT THERE
WHO MAY DOUBT THAT CHER IS
AWESOME.
I'M LAUNCHING A PRESTRIKE FOR A
SKEPTIC, SHE'S AWESOME NOT
BECAUSE SHE'S A GLOBAL ICON OR
BACK WITH A NEW SINGLE, OH, NO,
SHE'S AWESOME BECAUSE SHE PUTS
UP WITH ME AND MY BORDERLINE
CREEPY BEHAVIOR.
I KNOW CHER NOT IN THE SINGING
WAY BUT I DO KIND OF KNOW HER
AND A FEW NIGHTS AGO SHE WAS ON
BRAVO WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE
AND YOU TRY KEEPING A
46-YEAR-OLD GAY MAN AWAY FROM
CHER --
>> I'M ASSUMING YOU HAD.
OH MY GOSH IT'S A DOORBELL.
COME ON.
OH, MY GOSH, IT'S ANDERSON
COOPER, EVERYBODY.
>> I LITERALLY RUSHED DOWN
HERE -- I GOT OFF THE AIR AT
11:00 AND I'M LIKE I HAVE TO SEE
CHER.
>> I SHOW UP UNANNOUNCED,
BLATHERING LIKE THE OVER EAGER
FAN I AM AND SHE WAS TOTALLY
COOL.
SO WHAT DID I DO?
DID I CALM DOWN AND SIT THERE
QUIETLY LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
WOULD BASK IN HER LEGENDARY
SPARKLE?
NO.
>> YOU WATCHED C SPAN A LOT AND
USED TO CALL IN -- C SPAN -- THE
ANCHOR WOULD BE ON THE AIR AND
THERE WOULD BE A VOICE SAYING
LIKE WE'RE TAKING CALLS AND BE
OKAY I'M CALLING FROM MALIBU.
>> AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE IS
THIS CHER?
>> I'M LIKE YES.
>> YEAH, I DID MY CHE RERKS
IMPRESSION IN FRONT OF CHER.
SERIOUSLY, I DON'T NOT KNOW WHAT
IS WRONG WITH ME BUT WHO ELSE
WOULD HAVE THE NERVE TO DO THAT?
NOT ANOTHER CHER SUPER FAN THAT
WILL REMAIN NAME LESS WOLF
BLITZER.
I'M A PART TIME CHE RRERKS INPE
NAY TORE AVAILABLE FOR
BIRTHDAYS.
NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE A
GRAPHIC.
TAKE THAT DOWN, PLEASE, NO, NO,
OH, MAN.
BACK TO BRAVO THE OTHER NIGHT,
EVEN MY TERRIBLE CHER IMPRESSION
DIDN'T TURN HER AGAINST ME.
SHE DIDN'T TURN HER ROLE IN MOON
STRUCK OR SLAP ME ACROSS THE
FACE OR SNAP ME WITH HER THONG
FROM THE TURN BACK TIME VIDEO,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THAT WASN'T
MY ONLY BIZARRE MOMENT.
>> MY MOM ALWAYS WANTED A GIRL,
SHE HAD FOUR BOYS SO SHE CALLED
YOU HER FANTASY DAUGHTER SO I
GREW INTHINKING AM I RELATED TO
CHER?
IS CHER MY SISTER?
>> HER SECURITY STARTED TALKING
AND MOTION TOWARDS ME.
I THOUGHT SHE WOULD LET ME COME
LIVE WITH HER AND BRAID HER
HAIR, WHICH I TOTALLY WOULD DO.
ALL YOU GYPSYS, TAKE NOTE,
PLEASE GOD, DON'T SHOW THAT
GRAPHIC AGAIN.
NOT JUST HER TALENT, SHE
ACTUALLY DOES A LOT IN VERY