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I'm not talking to you anymore.
Were that I cared, my dear.
Just keeping sipping your emo tea, sitting there being all sad. That'll help us out tremendously.
I could try your angle, but then I would just be an Emo tea drinking ***.
Your insolence disgusts me. You would seriously sit here putting your so-called "best friend" Belle in harm's way by making her worry about your frail shell?
I am not weak!
You're right. Weak would be putting you too high in comparison.
Do you think treating me like *** is gonna make me wanna turn?
Then go back to you life...
...with a bunch of living, breathing, aging, scared, quietly desperate losers spending their whole lives trying to beat a clock that would *never* yield to such a pathetic force of will as "The Human Spirit"
Do us all that favor!
Tell me, Vincent...did you always talk this way to intimidate humans? Or did you write this, after I kicked your *** with "The Punchline"...
That was a suckerpunch!
And who was the sucker? You, ***!
BELLE: Kristy!! / DRACULA: Vincent!!
KRISTY: Belle?
I don't think I wanna be a vampire anymore.
I hate this place...
Where's your rapier?
...gave it to the next of kin. I want my dagger.
...no...no...don't worry sweetie. I'll be home soon.
How are you feeling, Gregory?
It's Greg. I'm fine. Just a cracked rib and a fractured orbital bone. Both healed.
Both healed?
We have an increased healing powers while The Drac's awake.
Ohh...Awesome! The energy bar!
It is ***, like all the rest of it.
...being awesome is ***?
Look...I'm an electrician. From Oregon.
I have a job, I have a life, I...I have responsibilities, I have a teenage daughter, I don't have time for this ***.
Killing The Dracula is ***?
Killing Dra...Please! We have never beaten him, ever! We suck at this!
Hell, we had him torn apart, torn to pieces, and then we put him back together!
"Simon's Quest"
Yeah, The Belmonts backs are forever killing them for that particular failure...
Didn't you say you were healed, oh great and powerful Belmont?
...body's fine. This, is a psychic wound. Also, someone named "Jaq the Tripper" should not be allowed to talk *** about anyone, their entire life.
Jerk.
Err...A psychic wound?
Yeah, Drac struck a psychic wound on Simon and he passed it all the way down the bloodline.
This particular psychic wound is located in the lower lombar, which of course is the perfect place for a psychic wound.
So what does that mean?
It stays dormant until Dracula's awake. Dracula then uses it to find the particular Belmont of a Waking Period.
We use it to home in on Dracula.
The more pain I'm in, the closer I am to him.
So, how do you fight Dracula once you actually find him? Wouldn't the pain be unbearable?
Actually, he's like the Eye of the Storm, strangely enough. I found that in the forest.
The First Vampire was in the forest?
That's what happened to my orbital bone: His knee.
We were in the forest with a Belmont, Dracula, and The First Hunter?
SIMON: How did the forest now explode from the awesome?
Please, if something like that could've caused it, my presence alone would've triggered it, little man.
Oh. Oh that's why it didn't explode. You were there.
Indeed.
This is why I don't work with girls. They're too *** all the time.
What the hell do you mean...The First Hunter was there?!
Are you okay, Belle? Katya?
My name. You starting to get used to me?
I, I guess so. It's still pretty wierd.
It's also welcome, Kristina. I'm tired, but alright.
...he glammered me, Kristy. He glammered me somehow.
How is that possible. That's a vampire power, right?
I don't know how he learned to do that, or if it truly was Glammer.
It was, Mom! He made me feel so worthless...so disgusted about being a vampire. But I knew deep inside, I didn't feel that way.
But I couldn't turn it off!
What did he say to you, sweetie?
He said...
He said...he knew you by another name.
...but that you were only known now as The Dracula.
...And Dracula must re-die.
How does he know you by another name?
Did he know you before you were a vampire?
Yes, my dear...He most certainly did.
What kind of wealthy, psychotic, well-connected, complete *** would look for that living WMD, and then bring him here?!
"WMD"? Exaggerate much?
You must be at least -this cool- to rip on a Belmont, and you're cool? Coming up a bit short!
Ha-haa! That...was a Full Thickness Burn!
Whatever, ***.
I was assigned to The Litigator while he was preparing for his return. He found him, brought him here, and then taunted the 2nd and 4th vampires with him.
The Litigator? How does The Hunting Party's lawyer find "The Miraculous Tragedy"?
He didn't share details, he just he found him, and was all psycho-giddy about it. Until...
We can now say for absolutely certain, that The Dracula will rise again in...
2 Days Ago.
Yeah. We did it. Five it.
Uh...we missed the clock by 2 days.
Missed? ...don't tell you don't have a...
Yeah, Harbinger fail: Check.
Alright...change in plan:
Take me to your Lawyer.