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♪ [opening music]
Today we present: The Shopping.
Antonio: Oh my Gosh! It's so hot in here.
Concha: Antonio, can you push the button of the refrigerator?
Margarita: Baldy, did you take a shower today?
Antonio: Yes, girl. Yes, I did it.
Margarita: Are you sure? I smell like something rotten in here.
Antonio: Shut-up!
Antonio: I hate these pay shopping carts.
Margarita: How about you start working as a valet car parker.
With a face like yours, they will probably give you at least 50 euros.
Antonio: Don't worry, little sister; I will solve that in one second.
man: Think twice before stealing. I am watching you.
I have 20/20 vision.
woman: ***-head.
Antonio: Here we are. Nothing like saving a few euros.
Margarita: Let's go check the movies, baldy.
Antonio: I said no girl.
I am not going to buy you anything, so stop asking.
Antonio: Look, it's fatso.
Margarita: Let's go to another row. I am ashamed to be around him.
speakers: Attention! Let' see… The boy that was lost.
Is someone coming to pick him up? Come on, I need to go to go to lunch.
Antonio: woman, have you brought the shopping list?
Concha: Well, I threw the shopping list in the trash.
Antonio: What are we gonna do now without the list?
This woman's mind is in the clouds. Jeez!
Margarita: Now I remember. You two are stupid!
Antonio: You? What do you remember? You don't even know how to read.
Margarita: Yes I do.
It said, milk, eggs, cereal, a TV for my bedroom, sugar…
Antonio: A TV for your bedroom?
A TV for you bedroom, honey?
Are you stupid or what?
She knows we have no money, and she keeps making stupid remarks.
Margarita: We have no money, he says.
But we have enough for your cigarettes, right?
One pack a day.
Antonio: Shut up. Shut up, girl.
And stop with the stupid comments.
Margarita: Who do you think you are?
Do you think I am stupid, Antonito?
You smoke more than a truck driver.
Concha: Wait a minute.
I'm remembering something about the milk… We need to grab some milk.
speakers: Attention. Don't miss this deal.
Buy two yogurts and you'll get fresh milk included.
Margarita: Wow! What a stinky old witch!
Antonio: Honey, leave that woman alone!
Ooofff, this girl!
woman: In the dress.
In the dress.
Another one in the dress.
Margarita: What are you doing, you cockroach?
Are you stealing?
woman: What are you talking about?
Leave me alone. I am not doing anything.
Margarita: Why are you stealing?
Is it because you don't have a job or that you are a drug addict?
woman: Leave me alone, girl.
Margarita: Do you want to steal this salami? Here it is.
milk: Choose me. I am pretty.
Choose me I am healthier.
Choose me I am a milk from a cow.
Choose me I am nutritious milk.
Choose me…
Concha: Do you have milk for trolls?
milk: We have milk for trolls and for your cousin.
Choose whatever you want.
All of them are yummy, sweetheart.
All of them are sweet as candy.
Margarita: What have you stolen? A tuna can?
woman: Can you leave me alone, girl?
This girl is a pain in the ***.
Margarita: Did the tuna can trip the alarm, or did you take the tag off already?
woman: Leave me alone, girl!
Margarita: Wow, what a rude thief.
I'll teach her some manners.
Margarita, the secret agent is on the case.
Her enemy?
The cockroach thief that smell like a pig.
I will bring the strong arm of justice down on her.
I swear on my bald father's honor.
There she is! The stinky woman.
She will get it now.
Silent like a ninja.
woman: What are you doing, you piece of ***?
Margarita: Shut up stinky. Take a shower, ugly.
Mission accomplished.
woman: That girl is a pain in the ***.
cashier Do you have a point card?
woman: ***. No, you are a pain with the stupid point card.
woman: What the hell is going on here?
cashier: Wait a minute. Don't move lady!
Security is coming.
Antonio: Honey, please stop moving your feet. You are going to smash the yogurts.
Margarita: I don't care. They're not mine.
woman: Hey, I don't have anything.
I haven't done anything.
Antonio: What's going on over there?
woman: It looks like that old woman apparently stole something.
The security tag alerted the cashier.
Antonio: People have no respect!
woman: The brat girl is the one who did it.
***!
security: Calm down lady, unless you want me to club you over the head.
Margarita: [laughing]
♪ [ending music]